Heck - just had to put on 'Word Speed Dial' an Auto Response that says you once again outdid that JohnHuang2 Guy..:)))
Simply Outstanding! JH2.
Casting my vote for you to have a nationally syndicated column with these for the edification of the general masses - and the delight of the conservatives who so love your efforts....
Please continue to feed our hungry minds and make us laugh in the process -
you do that wonderfully.
There I was this morning dressed to go for the latest torture physical therapy session for the arm, and hoisted the curler box to the top shelf of the closet.
Backtrack to earlier in the week when I placed Anther Object to the right of it there.
Ya think it is Fate that Said Object this Easter Week was a leftover box of Christmas cards, moved to make space in the filing cabinet?
God is trying to tell me something, maybe?
At any rate, the cards spilled out and one struck me in the right (of course the right one) eye!
Who else do you know who gets decked by a Christmas card?!! LOL (I feel so special?!)
Okay, there is Good News here - in yesterday's paper, it announced my opthamologist who had moved away is back in Aiken. Great, I thought - I can see him this fall for my next exam.
With the um...'discomfort' growing and badly blurred vision, I called the Aiken office (43 miles away) to see if I could be worked in.
They said he is here in Barnwell this morning (once a month) and they'd fax my record to him here!
We're talking less than a mile, and I indeed was seen - corneal abrasion the diagnosis - antibiotic and eye patch for one week, and should be all right.
Can't see too well, squinting through magnifying glasses with the left eye, so will be posting shorter replies, less often for a while.
Now am protecting the right foot, though, lest trouble really does come in 3's!!
LOL