Melissa Etheridge , partner to wed

Associated Press ^ | Tue, Apr. 15, 2003

[fieldmarshaldj]

"How I miss SCTV!!!"

Yeah, me too... It's too bad they couldn't do some sort of reunion, although without John Candy, it wouldn't quite be the same.

We still miss you, Johnny...

[mountaineer]

I thought the SCTV version was Lola Heatherington (the one who visted "Mommy Teresa" in India).

[Protagoras]

The legality is merely the government getting involved where it doesn't belong. Marriage is not their concern.

[smiley]

tooo gross for me.....I'll stick with the heteros thank you. Nothing does it for me like a man in uniform..!

[GovernmentShrinker]

Her kid could have any name she chose to give him, marriage or no marriage. I think more likely she was just emotionally unstable, and Allman probably was promising to go clean and then immediately after the wedding went on a major drug binge. Just I guess -- I have no clue how such people's minds work, but worrying about whether their children are technically "legitimate" wouldn't seem likely to be a major priority.

[I still care]

From what I understand both Cher's children are flaming homosexuals - correct me if I am wrong.

[Robert A Cook PE]

They usually sweep it into the rug?

[dead]

Have you ever heard her music? It's pretty bad.

I’ve always said, without her political agenda, the critics would be forced to judge her music on its merits.

It’s got all the originality and flair of the Loverboy canon.

[RansomOttawa]

Melissa Ethridge looks like Geddy Lee, bassist and lead singer for Rush. They are both very un-attractive.

Thank you for that mental image. Now guilt by association forces me to burn all my Rush CDs.

[I_Love_My_Husband]

Actually, only Chastity, the girl is a ...er...large...lesbian. The son seemed to go through a gay transgender phase but now is firmly ensconced in heterosexuality (and drugs, unfortunately).

[I_Love_My_Husband]

I think the younger good looking one won't stay lesbian for long. I think she'll break up with Melissa...for a man. You watch.

[tuna_battle_slight_return]

Where Is the Mega-Barf Alert?

[putupon]

please, no puns ...

You're right. The Admin Moderator needs to put a finger in the dyke to prevent this thread from being flooded with sick posts.

[E Rocc]

Looks like what would happen if "Pat" (from SNL) ate a whole bunch of brownies laced with brown acid and E.

-Eric

[E Rocc]

Actually, only Chastity, the girl is a ...er...large...lesbian.

By this logic, wouldn't a woman who, thanks to pranksters at the hospital where she was born, ended up being named Trollope end up growing up on the straight and narrow (so to speak)?

-Eric

[ko_kyi]

Finally, they wed.

It was so embarrassing before, the two of them living in sin.

[Mamzelle]

Yes, but a bird in hand is worth two in the bush.

[ko_kyi]

Now they can build their dream house.

No studs, just tongue-in-groove.

[scan58]

Melissa Etheridge kind of looks like David Crosby without a mustache. I guess I see why she and her first partner chose him to be the "donor".

[doug from upland]

They are two gonads short of a perfect couple.