Congratulations on your day in the spotlight VM! :)
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Posted on 04/14/2003 1:27:49 AM PDT by dansangel
You are so sweet (((((((Temple Owl)))))))))
We had to work a little harder on a Monday morning, but it paid off - thank-you!! :-)
Harrumph!!! I believe, in the legal world, that's known as "slander," missy!!
Pssssttttt......((((((FTH)))))))
:-)
That's more like it! :-)
Now, I have to get back to my training class :-( W-O-R-K always spoils my fun.....be back later.....
Congratulations on your day in the spotlight VM! :)
Great profile dansangel!
Colleen
To: Bella_Bru
Somewhere in Syria, tired and broke, Saddam and his two sons are pounding the pavement, looking for work. They see a sign that says “Tanbul’s Employment Agency.” Saddam tells the boys to wait outside, and he walks in.
“ Istanbul here?”
“ What can I do for you?”
“ I Saudi sign outside. I need a job.”
“ Kuwait a minute. Here is my assistant, Aviv. Tel-Aviv your job history. What can you do?”
“ Do? Ha! Iran Iraq.”
“ That Israel bad. Please, sit down on that Afghan. Would you like an almond?”
“ Jordan?”
“ Of course. We had Turkey for lunch, but it’s gone.”
“ Too bad. I am a little Hungary.”
“ Let’s get to your qualifications. Are you computer literate? Do you speak other languages?”
“ Well, Qusay and Uday sold some stuff on E-Bay.”
“ No, Pig-Latin won’t help. There aren’t many jobs available.”
“ Are you serious?”
“ Close. Syrian. “
“ Would you relocate. How about Beirut?”
“ Overrated. Lou Gehrig was better. “
“ Do you have any friends in Palestine?”
“ Yassir.”
“ Could you give me their names?”
“ Yassir.”
“ You are getting to be a pain in Damascus. What did you actually do in your last job?”
“ The usual—lie, cheat, steal, rape.”
“ Ah, now we’re getting somewhere. You sound like a demo-freaking-crat. Pardon my tmesis.”
“ Look, do you have a job for me or not. Amman must eat to live.”
“ Well, there is an assistant checkout boy at the local non-Piggly Wiggly.”
“ Medical benefits?”
“ No doctors, but, if your back aches, there is a Cairo practor.”
“ I’ll take it."
Saddam walks outside, and asks his sons, “What does an assistant checkout boy do?”
They answer simultaneously: “He puts groceries in a Baghdad.”
29 posted on 04/14/2003 7:49 AM CDT by TruthShallSetYouFree
((((((( dansangel ))))))) 
Enjoy your 'Finest' day....you deserve the spotlight! Excellent bio.
Besides my brother, my heroes are Patton, Dale Earnhardt, Tom Glavine, The Founding Fathers, my Grandfather, my Grandmother .....
Tom Glavine? So you're a Met's fan? :)
Oh, hey ! I was just out running an errand and heard that our troops moved in to Tikrit pretty much without any resistance - as usual ! Good news !
I just checked and found THIS on Breaking . . .
VICTORY - U.S. soldiers control the center of Tikrit, symbolizing the end of the war
AFP via Babelfish translation ^ | April 14, 2003
Posted on 04/14/2003 2:10 AM CDT by HAL9000
Iraq: the US soldiers control the center of Tikrit
American armoured tanks controlled Monday morning the center of Tikrit, stronghold of Saddam Hussein in the north of Baghdad, where the situation was calm, a journalist of the AFP noted on the spot.
Five armoured tanks were stationed on one of the places of the center of the city, to 180 km in the north of Baghdad. It was not possible to know in the immediate future if they were Marines or infantrymen.
All the stores were closed in the city deserted by the Iraqi regular forces and considerable its 100.000 inhabitants. Some inhabitants of Tikrit however left their houses to note the arrival of the Americans.
In the suburbs, witnesses gave a report on shootings of inhabitants who tried to defend their goods against first plunderers, but this information could not be confirmed of other source.
Previously, of the witnesses with the AFP the arrival American tanks in the center of the city had announced.
The official advertisement of the fall of Tikrit should confirm symbolically the end of the Iraqi mode less than one month after the beginning of the war, March 20.
Thank-you for the kind words, [[[[[{{{{{(((((Louie_Wolfie_Man)))))}}}}}]]]]]
:-)
LOL! Life is good. : )
Thank-you for the kind words, [[[[[{{{{{(((((Louie_Wolfie_Man)))))}}}}}]]]]]
Always "kind" words for my 'dansy'. : ) Love that hug!!
And you're the first *Babe* to get a double wolfie graphic hug. : )
Wow! Suddenly this dadburned head cold doesn't seem so bad anymore....oops, hope I didn't pass any germs to you.
Thank-you Louie. It really made me feel better!
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