John Kerry/Teresa Heinz Character Voices Still Needed For FR Comedy Radio

Self | April 11, 2003 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Okay, we have voices for Al Franken, Baghdad Bob, Pompous Brit, and a few others for the FR Comedy Radio broadcast of the EIL (Excellence In Liberalism) Network broadcast for next Wednesday.

However, we still need the voices of JOHN KERRY and TERESA HEINZ. If you can do Kerry's preppy Boston voice or a Teresa Heinz voice with an imperious (but nutty) Portuguese accent please FreepMail me. (I'm still waiting to hear from CaliGirlGodHelpMe for the Mrs. Heinz part).

Also we just need regular voices to be characters calling up "Al Franken" on the EIL Network radio show so even if you can't do impersonations of famous voices you still have the opportunity to participate in this broadcast.

[PJ-Comix]

This is your chance to be in SHOWBIZ!!! So FreepMail me if you can help. Thanx.

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[Az Joe]

I would say that Kerry should be made to sound like "Lurch"
from the old Addams Family TV show. That's what he looks like anyway. Or Frankenstein

[Bob J]

I'm thinking Heinz would sound like "Luvvy" from Gilligans Island.

[PJ-Comix]

Hello? Hello? Hello? I need that imperious and NUTTY Teresa Heinz Portuguese voice. Register over at Paltalk.com (and download from there) then FreepMail me your PalTalk nickname. We are having a PalTalk Group meeting at 3 PM PDT.

[theDentist]

John Kerry? Comedy?

Just stuff a scarecrow and lean it against the left side of any fence.

[Little Bill]

Any Mass Volunteers?

[Warrior Nurse]

I can do Je$$E Jackson and Al $harpton

[PJ-Comix]

OK, I put you on the list for future show voices.

[PJ-Comix]

I need that preppy Boston voice for John F. Kerry.

[ladyjane]

Teresa is frequently angry and unpleasant. She will not speak to anyone she feels is beneath her. Perhaps she won't have much to say if she feels the others on the show aren't important.

[GiovannaNicoletta]

Save for later.

[Little Bill]

Try A Conservitive In Cambridge or Lady Jane, I went to a State School, ain't got the accent, Idaho Boy.

[guinnessboy]

LOL I wouldnt know where to start on that guy! I called up 96.9 and made fun of Kerry last week comparing him to the dixie chix, selling a bad product to non voters with no money.

[Little Bill]

You have a preppy accent, meh'fud? It is time that the real people of Mass show their heads, F' alot of yuppie trash.

PJ is looking for a 'arvard kid impersonator, tofu eating, zit laden, unwashed, unshaven, commie from birth type, not a fat boy (UVA grad.), kinda of a JFK type.

[PJ-Comix]

So can you do her accent? I never heard Mrs. Heinz but I imagine she might have that overly melodramatic Mediteranean type broadway voice that Kathleen Turner sometimes uses.

[PJ-Comix]

How about Janeane Garofalo? No special voice needed if you can sound reasonably like her. Shouldn't be a problem since her voice not unusual. However, her mental attitude is what's important. Lemme know and I'll write you up a juicy Garofalo bit IF you can be ready to record on Sunday or Monday.

[apackof2]

Sorry, didn't mean to offend you.
I just thought you were lamenting the scarity of chase women
therefore I thought you might consider a change
P.S. I didn't mention anything about sin or souls?

[PJ-Comix]

I just thought you were lamenting the scarity of chase women

Chase women? Where do we chase them? Anyway I got a GREAT solo bit for a Janeane Garofalo. Since her voice not particularly distinctive, almost any female can do it. How about maybe Mercuria or AnnaZ? Become Garofalo for a few minutes on FR Comedy Radio!

[apackof2]

How about maybe Mercuria or AnnaZ? Become Garofalo for a few minutes

Gee, your asking a lot of them, even for a few minutes being Garofalo would be a frightening experience....but I like the idea!