Black XIX: "FRee Iraq!!"

The MudCave ^ | 9 April 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie-anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!)

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

[Mudboy Slim]

"If I Die Before You Wake"
(Sung by Dustin Evans)

"To everybody back home,

Back home now I know you're prob'ly sleeping,
But over here it's the middle of the day.
I finally found some time to write a letter,
Sittin' here a half a world away.

I heard about all them folks protesting,
As if I really want this war.
But that don't stop me from believing
There're just some things worth fighting for.

And if I die before you wake,
I pray the world will take
A good look at what God's given us.

If we could only understand
Everything is in His hands.
All we need is a little faith and trust.
I want you to know it ain't too high a price to pay
If I die before you wake.

Tell everybody that I miss them,
and I can't wait to get back home.
Until then, I'll serve my country
and be proud to wear this uniform.

And if I die before you wake,
I pray the world will take
A good look at what God's given us.

If we could only understand
Everything is in His hands.
All we need is a little faith and trust.

I want you to know it ain't too high a price to pay
If I die before you wake.
No, it ain't too high a price to pay
if I die before you wake.

Everything is in His hands"

Not only do I like this tear-jerker of a song, but I like the presntation format and believe it's worth imitating once we get some songs completed.

FReegards...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

I agree, I'd received this in my email a few days ago and hadn't had a chance to post it up yet. It's awesome.

[cherry_bomb88]

And now, a laughter break (at least for the women in the thread...the men will probably cringe)....remember men..."hell hath no furry...."

[Mudboy Slim]

I've said it before, "Lib'ralChicks are only good fer one thing...so, once you git hitched--assuming you honor yer vows--Lib'ralChicks ain't worth DIDDLEY!!"

Limbaugh's talkin' about this cover now...LOL!! Apparently, the DitzyChicks don't like being called "Saddam's Angels"...too friggin' bad!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

The moral of the story is, "Don't let yer little head do yer thinkin' fer ya!!"

Life's too short to haveta deal with the repercussions...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I wonder who the three gals were that allowed the D.C.'s mugs to be superimposed onto their bodies?"

Allegedly, that's them...MUD

[jla]

Allegedly, that's them

Via an exceptionally good air-brush artist.

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'll be the first to admit that I'm a nerd!"

Make that the second, my FRiend, I already admitted it fer ya...LOL!!

Just joshin'...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

Via an exceptionally good air-brush artist

Ummm, can I borrow that air-brush artist?????

[cherry_bomb88]

That's like the pot calling the kettle black!!!! LOL...kidding

I've no room to talk...I just had another "DOH" momment...I went in to make some coffee, phone started ringing in the office, turned on the machine really quick, ran to answer my business phone, got wrapped up in taking care of a client...by the time I was done, I went to grab my cup of tastey hazelnut coffee....only to realize....DOH!!!! Forgot to put the pot under the filter in the coffee maker....all my coffee was all over the kitchen counter and floor. *sigh*

[cherry_bomb88]

*850* :oP

[Mudboy Slim]

"...an exceptionally good air-brush artist."

Gotta agree...they look a lot better than I wouldda imagined from back in the days I usedta watch their music videos. They still won't git a penny of mine, though, and I'll talk smack about 'em whenever the opportunity presents itself.

"Ummm, can I borrow that air-brush artist?????"

You plannin' on posin' au natural on a magazine cover soon, CB88?!

LOL and FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Forgot to put the pot under the filter in the coffee maker..."

LOL...I'd be lyin' if I said I never made THAT mistake...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

You plannin' on posin' au natural on a magazine cover soon, CB88?!

Ya never know! LOL...kidding...but, I will say, that is tasteful. Whilst I was a photojournalist major in college back in my first college life, I had an affinity for "nudes"...not porn...there's surely a difference between this....

.....and Maplethorp or Hustler or Playboy!!!! (that is my personal work from college)

I believe that the human body is very beautiful and should not be "exploited" sexually, but celebrated as one of God's finest creations.

And no...I'm not a nudist tree hugging hippiecrat!!! LOL

[cherry_bomb88]

messy mistake, eh????

[goldilucky]

Please don't speak for me as I don't find this to be funny at all! I would have handled this very differently.

Going crazy like destroying your spouse's property will only make you look like you're not all together mentally. Furthermore, he could file suit against YOU for damages even though you are the victim. Ladies, you got to learn to use your heads instead of getting all emotional.

If a spouse had cheated on me, I would have just picked up my things and left him for good and made him think about what he did. Then, I would have filed for divorce because cheating is grounds for divorce.

Why make yourself look bad in the public. Sure, he was definitely in the wrong but two wrongs don't make a right!

Don't get mad just get even....legally, that is!

[cherry_bomb88]

I wouldn't do it either...I find it humorous b/c some Jerry-Springer-type did it and made a fool of herself...not b/c the man was slighted...lol.

I said the same thing to FBD...I'd justleave, ain't worth it.

[cherry_bomb88]

ummmm, you didn't think I did that did you????? omg...I got that picture in an email....I would never do that.

[sultan88]

The Wager

Participants: cherry_bomb88 and FBD

Judge: sultan88

The Issue: The California Angels or the Seattle Mariners will go further in the major league baseball playoffs in 2003. cherry_bomb88 is wagering on the Angels. FBD is wagering on the Mariners.

Corollary: If neither team makes the playoffs, then the bettor claiming the team with the best record will win the wager.

Wager: If cherry_bomb88 wins, FBD must ship or hand carry a bottle of Ponzi wine to cherry_bomb88. If FBD wins, cherry_bomb88 must ship or hand carry a bottle of wine (of unknown origins) to FBD.

Status:

Mariners 13 -8

Angels 9 - 12. FBD ahead by 4 games!

[sultan88]

Luv the photo CB88. Very funny!!