Black XIX: "FRee Iraq!!"

The MudCave ^ | 9 April 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie-anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!)

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

[cherry_bomb88]

Well, since Big 88 was there when the bet was made, I think he gets to be the judge! :o)

As a side note, I want it on record that my original choice for the pay out was "surf & turf", however someone was afraid they'd lose and may have to pay that out.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Show Yer Rage!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Turn the Page")

He's all wrong, Left's Loathsome Liar, the Beast from Arkansas...
Can you condone Slick's intern moanin'...humpin' Bill's four-inch Ceegahhh?!
Can you ignore how he treats women...
Or the girls Willie's Lust destroyed?
Folks, your thoughts must soon be wonderin'...the way mine always do...
"Why'd we give Slick so much Power...when he's such a gawl-durned fool?"
Now you know why folks miss Reagan...
I just wish Clinton's term was through...yeah!...

See, here's the scam...lies been told again...
One Bad Man, humpin' his page...
He must go!! Country's scarred, my FRiends...
We must VOTE...burnin' with rage-juh!!!

Well, the Lib'rals are so arrogant...Left's got no Moral code!
Still, they spew their lies and "spin" you...
As if you just got off the Boat!
You pretend the Press don't bother you...
But you just want to explode...!
Most times, you can't hear 'em talk...other times you can...
All the same ol' cliches..."Radical Christian"..."Righteous Man".
But you always seem outnumbered...Right don't dare make a stand.

Here's the Plan, get control again...
Fight da Man, show 'em your Rage...
SLICK MUST GO!! Vote Re-pub-li-can!
When we vote, we'll turn the page...

Out there on your jobsites, you think ev'rything's "Okay"...
While bit by bit your Liberty...is slowly sucked away!
As the cash flows from your wallet, you stay just beneath the fray.
But later in the evening, as you lie awake in bed...
With the echoes of the Prez'dent's lies...ringin' in your head...
How you try, but you just can't forget...
All your forefathers who bled!

They bled for you...we didn't want a King...
We've got laws...put Slick in a cage!!
Left don't know...how to feel our pain!
When we vote, they'll know the rage!!
Ahh, there Slick is...bombin' Albanians...
DemonRATS, where's YOUR outrage?!
SLICK MUST GO!! [He's a] Chinese Whore, my friends...
There Slick goes...Where? I think I know-ow!

Bye-bye, Slick Willie!!

MUDBOY SLIM

We can bitch, moan, and cry about the Left-Wing Media's bias against the forces of GOOD, and towards the Socialist, Big-Guv'ment Left. Or...we can get on our horses and do something about it!
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DE-PENSION. DISBAR. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY. (COURT-MARTIAL FOR TREASON AND EXECUTION OPTIONAL)

Quite Sincerely--MUD

Posted by: Mudboy Slim (Libertarian_Culture_Warrior)
1 06/10/1999 19:38:25 PDT

[Mudboy Slim]

She's a purty one, FBD...

"Sheeple"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Sheep")

Baa...baa...baa...baa...baa...
Mindlessly passing yer time in this Country away...
Only dimly aware of a certain vile sleaze in the air.
You better WATCH OUT!! We got some dawgs about!!
I've been watchin' Clinton and I have seen...
Left's hatchin' an EVIL SCHEME!!

What do you get fer pretendin' The Danger's Not Real?!!
Meek and Obedient, YOU CONDONE Slick Willie!!
Yer Socialist Med'yuh insults OUR Values...Big Deal!!
What a surprise!
That look of IGNORANT Bliss in yer eyes...
EX-Prez'dent's workin' fer Beijing!!
NO!!! This ain't no Bad Dream!!
Ohh...ohh...ohh...ohhh...ohh...

[The Lib'rals Prayer]
"Slick Willie's my Shepard...I shall not want.
I Care Not That He LIES!!
To preserve Peace, We Must IGNORE EX-Prez'dent's Commie SPIES!!"

But Knowledge Shall Releaseth thy Soul...
Bill Clinton has endangered this Entire Nation!!
He's floutin' OUR Sacred Constitution!!
For lo...Bill HAD Great Power, but NO Honor!!
Soon, cometh the day we "lowly" ones,
Through quiet reflection and great dedication,
COMPLETE THE ACT OF IMPEACHMENT!!!!
LO!! We shall Rise Up...and then We'll make Dem Lib'rals' Eyes Water!!!

Writing and singing, MUD'll pounce on Ol' Slick with a SCREEEEEEEEEAM!!
Wave upon wave of patriotic Americans...
Will march out of obscurity to join OUR team!!

Have you heard the News?!!
Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Soon, Slick we'll INDICT!! In Jail, Bill'll Grow Old!!
Get outta OUR way...if YOU Refuse to Be BOLD!!!

Heh heh heh...SlixMYbi+C#!!

MUD (7/26/98)

[Mudboy Slim]

Hey EX-ValleyGirl...here's the start of that Zappa song I wuz tellin' ya about...

"LIB-Uh-Rals..."
(To be sung to Frank Zappa's "Valley Girl")

Lib-UH-rals...Left's just Lib-uh-rals!!
Soccer Moms...BrainDead Lib-uh-rals!!
Open mind? Fer sure...fer sure...
They're the Victim Class...votin' fer Left's Whores!!
Are they blind? Fer sure...fer sure...
RATS love...
(Like...Slick's a God!!) Lib-uh-rals!!
(Like...Hillary!!) Ig-no-rance!!
(Al's Chinos are...like...so bitchin'!!) AlphaGore!!
(Isn't Butch Reno...like...handsome?!) Lib-uh-rals!!

(And like there's all these really great News Shows...I, like, LOVE MTV and, like, Oprah, and Rosie. They have the neatest movie stars and stuff and they all LOVE Big Guv'ment...Socialists are, like, just super-super nice...Left's, like, so bitchin'...like...)

Publik Skewlin'...their Minds are blown...
Just a bunch of braindead drones!!
Thoughts're in-bred...Press Bias laid bare!!
Left's gotta whole lotta nuthin' upstairs!!

(Anyway, Slick goes "Are YOU into S&M?!"...I go, "Oh Right, like, could you just picture me in, like, leather teddy?! Yeah, right...HURT ME!! HURT ME, Mr. EX-Prez'dent!! NO WA-A-A-AY!!...[giggle] Slick's like a friggin' LOUT...but ALL guys are Nasty...Left's lucky Libs're all a bunch of ditz's!! Phat Mo' said, "Spunk in my face, Big Creep!!"...I'm sure...)

Medyuh Whores...they're all Lib-uh-rals!!
Leftist Twits...just like WHOREaldo!!
Open minds...fer sure, fer sure...Medyuh's...
(Left's really sad...)...Lib-uh-ral!!
(Like, mean ol' Limbaugh...he's like...)...INDICT Left's Whores!!
(He's, like, Mr. BoldTruth...)...CONVICT Slick's Whores!!
(Right's talkin' lord, god, King BoldTruth!!)...THIS IS WAR!!

(Right is sooo sure...Right's, like, sooo stoked...MUD, like, listens and FReeps songs and he sings and, like, stalks Ol' Slick fer his SPIES...he's got class...MUD's, like, TOTALLY disgusted...Slick's, like, sooo GONE...FReep him out!! Hang Slick with the Truth!!)

Last idea to cross Slick's mind...
Had something to do with Chi-Com spyin'...
When Slick says, "Kneel!!" RATS kiss his butt...
That makes DEMS all political Sluts!!

To be continued...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Been lookin' fer this one fer awhile...

"First, What We'll Do Is Sing About It"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "All I Can Do Is Write About It")

(spoken "2-3-4")

All these lies we've been fed...
Left says we shouldn't care.
Lib'rals[/RINOs] just say, "Right should just MOVE ON!!"
Folks laugh, they think we're playin'...
FReepin' Clinton fer his Crimes...
But We Want Justice...INDICT T-Mac[Willie/Hell'ry/DemRATS] NOW!!!

Shall we ever see a Senator Protest In-Justice?!!
Or the Med'yuh report on Slick's Tyranny?!!
It's the Patriotic Duty of Good Citizens of this Country...
C'mon Sheeple, let's WHUP ARSE on Dem Elites!!

Please, Lord, grant me the strength to change things...
Show Dem POLTROONS We're Right and Left IS Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a'slowly creepin'...
Lord, aid me and mine against Left's SCUM!!

(Mudboy Slim ticklin' the ivories...CM on acoustic guitar)

Like to see RATS' RAPIST get what's coming...
Would YOU like to see Left's TRAITOR crushin' rocks?!!
Good folks needta stop and think about...well, Slick's Chi-Com TREASON...
Folks, you oughtta listen to my songs.

Good Lord, grant me the strength to change it...
Show DemRAT fools I'm Right and They Are Wrong!!
'Cuz I can see Big Guv'ment a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me inspire this Righteous Throng!!!

(key change to A for piano solo by Mudboy Slim)
A E D (played 4x)
(back to G)

Chi-Com Spyin', Abuse of Power...it ain't pretty!!
But the things Left write about us prove they're Slick's Whores!!
You can take Mudboy out of old Dixieland...
But Left'll never take his FReedoms from Mudboy!!

Please Lord, grant us the Power to change it...
Show all the World We're Right and Left is WRONG!!
'Cuz I can see Left's EVIL a slowly creepin'...
Lord, help me and mine refute Left's Scum!!

FReepers, I foresee Slick's Judgement...Right Shall Dethrone Him!!
Folks, help me and mine Slaughter Left's Scum.

FReegards...MUD (1/10/02)

[cherry_bomb88]

Like, oh my god...like that is so totally bitchen! I am so sure, can I like do the valley girl voice because, like I am the original valley girl, ya know, like totally.

[FBD]

jla:"(You can crop & cut the nerd in the white socks though)

I looked at the pictures at Yahoo. You've a handsome family there, FBD"


{g} I'll be the first to admit that I'm a nerd! If I didn't someone; (like my daughter) would remind me of it anyway. She had to show me how to upload the photos, doh!

Thanks for the compliment on the photos. So when you gonna post yers, mullet head? LOL!

[FBD]

Great Freep song there, Mud. And I really like yer Bob Seger ""FRee Iraq" song.

BTW, how many songs have you Freeped, since you started your Black Threads?

[FBD]

Landru: "Now see, if this wager was with Mudboy?
That statement would definitely need some editing so it'd read properly."

"Something like:

..."Whinning to the winner??? And no wine from the loser?"

{G} sheesh Mud... Landru is sure tough on you, Bud! When you gonna concede, and send that him Virginny ham and ceegars you owe him??? You know he ain't gonna forget!
LOL!

As for my bet, I shall immediatly crate up that Ponzi wine, and ship it if I lose, which I won't...heh, heh.

[FBD]

"...you need a Judge."

and a Celebtrity Judge, at that! Just remember who "Borked" my nomination, Senator! {G}

[FBD]

In the "Some things never change Dept." :

[jla]

RE: Post #822

Thanks from brightening the image, CB88

[cherry_bomb88]

No problem, I knew FBD was technically challenged and wouldn't be able to do it for you. :O)

[FBD]

In the "Some people never learn Dept."- The Dixie Twits

[cherry_bomb88]

{G} sheesh Mud... Landru is sure tough on you, Bud! When you gonna concede, and send that him Virginny ham and ceegars you owe him???

Yeah, Mud...we's ready for a BBQ & Hoe Down on the Ole' 'Dru Plantation!

As for my bet, I shall immediatly crate up that Ponzi wine, and ship it if I lose, which I won't...heh, heh

Ship????? You mean I don't get personal delivery???? Jeez. And you are soooooooooooo going to lose!!!!

[cherry_bomb88]

The Dixie Twits are on with Diane Sawyer tonight on ABC at 9pm CT, not sure if I'll watch...will be interesting to see if they try and "back peddle"

[Landru]

"Just remember who 'Borked' my nomination, Senator!"

HA!
Quitcherbitchin', Governor.

...t'was better than being dorked.

[cherry_bomb88]

So, ummm, FBD....I noted that the Mariners & the Angels play each other 7 times in June....4 at Seattle and 3 in Anaheim.....care to make a side wager on a "best of 7" kind of a rematch of the play-off's last year when...lemme see, who won that...oh yeah, that would be THE ANGELS!!!!

[jla]

I wonder who the three gals were that allowed the D.C.'s mugs to be superimposed onto their bodies?