Black XIX: "FRee Iraq!!"

The MudCave ^ | 9 April 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie-anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!)

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

[FBD]

..."me thinks that the "bald ones" ('Dru & FBD) are ignoring your (and my) request that they post photos of themselves. Perhaps they fear they'll be mistaken for poster children for "The Hair Club For Men"????? {g}"

Hey CB,... I've got a full head of hair under that baseball cap...HOO is starting the rumor that FBD is bald???
BTW, jla, it appears that the Mudboy and I are "white sox" brothers! lol!

Me and my Sweedie at my surfin beach : Indian Beach just north of Cannon Beach, Or. This is where the final scene of "Point Break" w/ Patrick Swayze, was filmed.

[FBD]

On the left: FBD and friends...sheesh! I should have been on the RIGHT side of the picture! (for more than one reason)What was I thinking?

[cherry_bomb88]

umm, picture didn't come up

[cherry_bomb88]

you can't link to yahoo photos, goofy!

[cherry_bomb88]

FBD...CHECK YOUR FREEP MAIL...LITERATI IS CALLING YOUR NAME!!!

[goldilucky]

Nice tunes but I don't care much for Bush for I believe he is covering for the Clinton scandal.

[cherry_bomb88]

HERE YE HERE YE.... This night whilst playing Literati, FBD & CB88 do enter into a wager that The California Angels will end up going further into the play-offs than the Seattle Mariners. In the event that neither team should make it to the play offs, it will be based upon their standings at the end of the season.

At stake....a bottle of wine of the winner's choosing (price already predetermined by CB & FBD and to keep all y'all's remarks to a minimum, we aren't posting that in here)

[sultan88]

"FBD & CB88 do enter into a wager..."

For a wager such as this:

1) Things need to be documented a little clearer, so there will be no Mudboy-like weaseling later on. State in the wager which party has the Angels and which party has the Mariners.

2) You need a WAGER JUDGE to keep everything honest. (If it weren't for wager judge Landru, I never could have been able to claim victory in all of my wagers.) Of course *collecting* is a matter beyond the control of the judge.

[FBD]

Thirsty birds , and a well protected Stratotanker!
(from top): British RAF GR-4 Tornado, USAF F-16 Falcon, USAF F-15 Eagle, USAF KC-135 Stratotanker, USAF F-117 Nighthawk stealth fighter, USAF F-15E Strike Eagle, USAF F-16CJ, and Australian RAAF F/A-18 Hornet. Picture taken April 14, 2003.

[FBD]

Sultan88:"Things need to be documented a little clearer, so there will be no Mudboy-like weaseling later on."

LOL! "Mudboy-like weaseling"

Hey Sultan, I would be the Mariner fan.

Question: If I put my gun in a blender, will I get Whirled Piece???

[FBD]

“Teach your children well”…
And this is why these Muslim folks never accomplish anything. They still live in the 9th century. And they teach their goofy ideas to their kids. These folks are, in my opinion, beyond help.

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Photo caption:
Iraqi Shiite pilgrims, including a child, march and chant after slashed open their heads with swords in front of Imam Hussein holy shrine in Karbala, Iraq WednesdayApril 23, 2003. For the first time in decades, Shiite Muslims in Iraq are able to gather in mass to the Shiite holy city of Karbala to mark the end of the 40-day mourning of the death of one of their most important saints, Imam Hussein. During the rule of Iraqi President Saddam Hussein , such rituals were banned. (AP Photo/David Guttenfelder)

[cherry_bomb88]

1) Things need to be documented a little clearer, so there will be no Mudboy-like weaseling later on. State in the wager which party has the Angels and which party has the Mariners.

Why on earth would I EVER be a Mariners fan????? I would be the Angels fan, since birth (or close)... I even got to touch Bobby Grich once!!!! I was screaming down the mall after him like a little teenage girl.

2) You need a WAGER JUDGE to keep everything honest. (If it weren't for wager judge Landru, I never could have been able to claim victory in all of my wagers.) Of course *collecting* is a matter beyond the control of the judge.

I thought you were going to be the wager judge, Big 88????

As far as collecting, I know were FBD lives...and I have no problem flying out to collect if I had to!!!! (happens to be one of my favorite spots anyhow)

So, FBD, wager's on, right???? Wine to the winner??? And no whinning from the loser????? :o)

[cherry_bomb88]

And for the record....FBD has a full head of hair as stated....I can attest to that. :o) So 'Dru is the only one that needs to post his picture on the "hair club for men" post. :o)

[Landru]

"Wine to the winner??? And no whinning from the loser?"

Now see, if this wager was with Mudboy?
That statement would definitely need some editing so it'd read properly.

Something like:

..."Whinning to the winner??? And no wine from the loser?"

[FBD]

Yeah, yeah...it's just a bottle of Pinot Grois, or Mondavi Merlot...sheesh. Anyway, ya better figure out how yer gonna ship it, OK ?{G}

[FBD]

Check out the socks...ya think Mud and FBD are fashion twins? LOL!
BTW, this is the beach (Indian Beach, Ecola State Park, OR.) where the end scene of "Point Break" was filmed.

[cherry_bomb88]

Anyway, ya better figure out how yer gonna ship it, OK ?{G}

'Scuse me??? Loser has to pay to ship it too, so you better start figuring that out! I prefer door to door delivery by a really good looking UPS man! :o)

However....the winery I was referring to last night is Ponzi They have some awesome wines.....one in particular that's made from a reisling grape called Vino Gelato it's Exquisite!!!! And hey, they'll do the shipping for you. At this price, yer getting off cheap, should make it 2 bottles!

smell the grapes????

just so ya' can't forget which vineyard!!!

[cherry_bomb88]

You notice I didn't make a bet with Mud...it was with FBD...I figure he's a gentleman and will pay off! :o)

[jla]

Hey!
Brighten that picture up so we can see the Swede more clearly! (You can crop & cut the nerd in the white socks though)

I looked at the pictures at Yahoo. You've a handsome family there, FBD

[Landru]

"...I figure he's a gentleman and will pay off!"

You do, huh.
Think FBD's "reforming process" covered the whole human experience, do ya?

...you need a Judge.