Black XIX: "FRee Iraq!!"

The MudCave ^ | 9 April 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie-anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!)

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

[Mudboy Slim]

LOL...do you really think I'm beautiful, 'Dru?!

MUD

[stand watie]

just heard a report on WMAL radio that a Harvard University TAXPAYER-funded study found that "persons identified as bullies by their peer group, who have been arrested for assault and/or battery" are more likely "than the average person to carry weapons & to have committed assaultive crimes"

gee, i wonder how long it took for the damnyankee LIBS/morons/PC-idiots to figure that out????

NOT what i wanted to hear on TAX DAY!

FRee dixie,sw

[Mudboy Slim]

"Harvard University TAXPAYER-funded study found that "persons identified as bullies by their peer group, who have been arrested for assault and/or battery" are more likely "than the average person to carry weapons & to have committed assaultive crimes"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The EffeteEliteLib'ralIntelligentsia are a more-consistent producer of gut-bustin' laffs than SaturdayNightLive or MontyPython EVER wuz...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"What's the Truth?!"
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's "What is Truth?")

Rush Limbaugh's talkin' on the Rad-ee-oh...
Sayin', "Where did our sense of Justice go?
Slick sure seems to be inventin' new ways...
Of keepin' the Truth from gettin' airplay!!"
Said, "They're crooks, you see, and their motives're Vile!!"
Still, the Medyuh says, "Bill's OUR Flower Child!!"
Country, can't you see thru these Lyin' Boys?
We gotta FIGHT to be heard o'er their LeftWing Noise!!
While the Lonely Voice of Youth cries..."What's the Truth?!"

My little boy of five, playin' in the yard,
Looks up and says, "Daddy, who's Ken Starr?" [yeah, it's an old song, circa 4/99...I'll fix it.]
"Son, he's trackin' bad men who Cheat and Lie!!"
Little man of five says, "Slick Ain't Right!!"
Young men of seventeen killin' kids at school,
As Courts outlaw the Golden Rule...
No prayer in school, teachers puttin' Faith down,
While Slick Willie jokes, "Let's pass a Joint aroun'!"
Can you blame the Voice of Youth fer askin' "What's the Truth?!"

EX-Prez'dent's sittin' on the Witness Stand,
The man with the Book says, "Raise yer hand...
Repeat after me, 'I solemnly swear...' "
Yet the Nation said, "We just don't care."
'Cuz although Clinton solemnly swore,
Nobody really trusted Slick no more.
Culture's got so sleazy that America's unaware...
That EX-Prez'dent sold China missiles that're aimed at Bel Air!!
Still the RightWing's called uncouth fer askin', "What's the Truth?!"

Young girl internin' with the White House Sleaze...
Doin' Bill's job while on her knees!!
FReepers protest in the Public Square,
While fightin' 'gainst this Lib'ral Nightmare!!
Yeah, these young'uns that yer callin' "WILD"...
Are gonna be yer Leaders in a little while!!
The Whole World's Wakin' to FReedom today,
And I solemnly swear that it'll be OUR way!!
We gotta help our Voiceless Youth find, "What is True?!"
'Cuz the future needs more Youth askin', "What's the Truth?!!"

A little Johnny Cash never hurt anyone...MUD

[Landru]

"...do you really think I'm beautiful, 'Dru?!"

I do.
*Especially* in blue, Mud.

So now all the good people of this site need do is make a concerted push to get'cha to cease & desist wearing white sox or shoes before Easter!!

If we can pull that off?

...you'll be irresistable.

[Mudboy Slim]

Once again, my FRiend...no socks--Black/White or otherwise--no earrings--NEVER--and rarely U-trow, ThongBoy...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"CURRENT COMMUNIST GOALS:
1. U.S. acceptance of coexistence as the only alternative to atomic war.
2. U.S. willingness to capitulate in preference to engaging in atomic war.
3. Develop the illusion that total disarmament [by] the United States would be a demonstration of moral strength.
4. Permit free trade between all nations regardless of Communist affiliation and regardless of whether or not items could be used for war.
5. Extension of long-term loans to Russia and Soviet satellites.
6. Provide American aid to all nations regardless of Communist domination.
7. Grant recognition of Red China. Admission of Red China to the U.N.
8. Set up East and West Germany as separate states in spite of Khrushchev's promise in 1955 to settle the German question by free elections under supervision of the U.N.
9. Prolong the conferences to ban atomic tests because the United States has agreed to suspend tests as long as negotiations are in progress.
10. Allow all Soviet satellites individual representation in the U.N.
11. Promote the U.N. as the only hope for mankind. If its charter is rewritten, demand that it be set up as a one-world government with its own independent armed forces. (Some Communist leaders believe the world can be taken over as easily by the U.N. as by Moscow. Sometimes these two centers compete with each other as they are now doing in the Congo.)
12. Resist any attempt to outlaw the Communist Party.
13. Do away with all loyalty oaths.
14. Continue giving Russia access to the U.S. Patent Office.
15. Capture one or both of the political parties in the United States. [The DemonRATS and the RINOS!!]
16. Use technical decisions of the courts to weaken basic American institutions by claiming their activities violate civil rights.
17. Get control of the schools. Use them as transmission belts for socialism and current Communist propaganda. Soften the curriculum. Get control of teachers' associations. Put the party line in textbooks.
18. Gain control of all student newspapers.
19. Use student riots to foment public protests against programs or organizations which are under Communist attack.
20. Infiltrate the press. Get control of book-review assignments, editorial writing, policymaking positions.
21. Gain control of key positions in radio, TV, and motion pictures.
22. Continue discrediting American culture by degrading all forms of artistic expression. An American Communist cell was told to "eliminate all good sculpture from parks and buildings, substitute shapeless, awkward and meaningless forms."
23. Control art critics and directors of art museums. "Our plan is to promote ugliness, repulsive, meaningless art."
24. Eliminate all laws governing obscenity by calling them "censorship" and a violation of free speech and free press.
25. Break down cultural standards of morality by promoting pornography and obscenity in books, magazines, motion pictures, radio, and TV.
26. Present homosexuality, degeneracy and promiscuity as "normal, natural, healthy."
27. Infiltrate the churches and replace revealed religion with "social" religion. Discredit the Bible and emphasize the need for intellectual maturity which does not need a "religious crutch."
28. Eliminate prayer or any phase of religious expression in the schools on the ground that it violates the principle of "separation of church and state."
29. Discredit the American Constitution by calling it inadequate, old-fashioned, out of step with modern needs, a hindrance to cooperation between nations on a worldwide basis.
30. Discredit the American Founding Fathers. Present them as selfish aristocrats who had no concern for the "common man."
31. Belittle all forms of American culture and discourage the teaching of American history on the ground that it was only a minor part of the "big picture." Give more emphasis to Russian history since the Communists took over.
32. Support any socialist movement to give centralized control over any part of the culture--education, social agencies, welfare programs, mental health clinics, etc.
33. Eliminate all laws or procedures which interfere with the operation of the Communist apparatus.
34. Eliminate the House Committee on Un-American Activities.

FWIW...perhaps America needs to RE-ESTABLISH the House Committee on Un-American Activities!!

35. Discredit and eventually dismantle the FBI.
36. Infiltrate and gain control of more unions.
37. Infiltrate and gain control of big business.
38. Transfer some of the powers of arrest from the police to social agencies. Treat all behavioral problems as psychiatric disorders which no one but psychiatrists can understand [or treat].
39. Dominate the psychiatric profession and use mental health laws as a means of gaining coercive control over those who oppose Communist goals.
40. Discredit the family as an institution. Encourage promiscuity and easy divorce.
41. Emphasize the need to raise children away from the negative influence of parents. Attribute prejudices, mental blocks and retarding of children to suppressive influence of parents.
42. Create the impression that violence and insurrection are legitimate aspects of the American tradition; that students and special-interest groups should rise up and use ["]united force["] to solve economic, political or social problems.
43. Overthrow all colonial governments before native populations are ready for self-government.
44. Internationalize the Panama Canal.
45. Repeal the Connally reservation so the United States cannot prevent the World Court from seizing jurisdiction [over domestic problems. Give the World Court jurisdiction] over nations and individuals alike."

The Commie DemonRATS have accomplished much of their Agenda but America is striking back with a vengenace now...that's why the RATS and the FrenchSurrenderists and the NaziKrauts are worried...MUD

343 posted on 02/15/2003 9:43 AM EST by Mudboy Slim (Git the US Outta the UN...and Git the UN Outta the US!!!)

[Mudboy Slim]

"intellectual vanity* and a neurotic guilty conscious."

Alright...here's the REAL TRUE ANSWER, IMHO...it's Power!! Specifically, the Centralization of Power in as few hands as possible!! Why else would ABCCBSNBCCNN be so unanimously AGAINST the De-Centralization of Power from DeeCee and into the State Capitals and Country Courthouses and City Halls?! The RAT-controlled Networks need homogenized NATIONAL NEWS which requires NATION-WIDE CRISISES so that the Federal Leviathan can implement yet another NATIONAL PROGRAM that the Leftist RAT-Medyuh WHORE'D can trumpet as some sorta solution!! Therefore, the RATS are forced to paint Proponents of DisEmpowering the Fed in favor of Empowering States, Localities, Neighborhoods, Families and Individuals as EVIL Un-Compassionate Cretins, when in fact our solutions ALWAYS OutPerform the Leftists' ideas...ALWAYS!!

That's why 90% of the VastLeftWingMedyuhWhore'd supports the RATS Socialist Agenda...MUD

420 posted on 02/16/2003 6:50 PM EST by Mudboy Slim (Git the US Outta the UN...and Git the UN Outta the US!!!)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Anti-American Corruption RAMPANT at CNN!!"

"I took part in meetings between the CNN executives and various officials purported to be close to Saddam. We met with his personal translator; with a foreign affairs adviser; with Information Minister Latif Jassim; and with Deputy Prime Minister Tariq Aziz. In each of these meetings, Mr. Johnson and Mr. Jordan made their pitch: Saddam Hussein would have an hour's time on CNN's worldwide network; there would be no interruptions, no commercials. I was astonished. From both the tone and the content of these conversations, it seemed to me that CNN was virtually groveling for the interview. The day after one such meeting, I was on the roof of the Ministry of Information, preparing for my first "live shot" on CNN. A producer came up and handed me a sheet of paper with handwritten notes. "Tom Johnson wants you to read this on camera," he said. I glanced at the paper. It was an item-by-item summary of points made by Information Minister Latif Jassim in an interview that morning with Mr. Johnson and Mr. Jordan. The list was so long that there was no time during the live shot to provide context. I read the information minister's points verbatim. Moments later, I was downstairs in the newsroom on the first floor of the Information Ministry. Mr. Johnson approached, having seen my performance on a TV monitor. "You were a bit flat there, Peter," he said. Again, I was astonished. The president of CNN was telling me I seemed less-than-enthusiastic reading Saddam Hussein's propaganda. The next day, I was CNN's reporter on a trip organized by the Ministry of Information to the northern city of Mosul. "Minders" from the ministry accompanied two busloads of news people to an open, plowed field outside Mosul. The purpose was to show us that American warplanes were bombing "innocent Iraqi farmers." Bits of American ordinance were scattered on the field. One large piece was marked "CBU." I recognized it as the canister for a Cluster Bomb Unit, a weapon effective against troops in the open, or against "thin-skinned" armor. I was puzzled. Why would U.S. aircraft launch CBUs against what appeared to be an open field? Was it really to kill "innocent Iraqi farmers?" The minders showed us no victims, no witnesses. I looked around. About 2000 yards distant on a ridgeline, two radar dishes were just visible against the sky. The ground was freshly plowed. Now, I understood. The radars were probably linked to Soviet-made SA-6 surface-to-air missiles mounted on tracks, armored vehicles, parked in the field at some distance from the dishes to keep them safe. After the bombing, the Iraqis had removed the missile launchers and had plowed the field to cover the tracks. On the way back to Baghdad, I explained to other reporters what I thought had happened, and wrote a report that was broadcast on CNN that night. The next day, Brent Sadler, CNN's chief reporter at the time in Baghdad (he is now in northern Iraq), came up to me in a hallway of the al Rasheed Hotel. He had been pushing for the interview with Saddam and had urged Mr. Johnson and Mr. Jordan to come to Baghdad to help seal the deal. "Petah," he said to me in his English accent, "you know we're trying to get an interview with Saddam. That piece last night was not helpful." So, we were supposed to shade the news to get an interview with Saddam? As it happens, CNN never did get that interview. A few months later, I had passed my probationary period and was contemplating my future with CNN. I thought long and hard; could I be comfortable with a news organization that played those kinds of games? I decided, no, I could not, and resigned."

Heard El Rushbo talkin' 'bout this today...ASTOUNDING!!!

I wanna hear about MASS TOP-ECHELON RESIGNATIONS at CNN...MUD

[nicmarlo]

do you really think I'm beautiful, 'Dru?!

I think you're beautiful, Slim! : )

[Mudboy Slim]

LOL...well, thank you, my FRiend!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Here Freedom Flies In Your heart Like An Eagle"
Poem by Audie Murphy, Medal of Honor Recipient

Dusty old helmet, rusty old gun,
They sit in the corner and wait -
Two souvenirs of the Second World War
That have withstood the time, and the hate.

Mute witness to a time of much trouble.
Where kill or be killed was the law -
Were these implements used with high honor?
What was the glory they saw?

Many times I've wanted to ask them -
And now that we're here all alone,
Relics all three of a long ago war -
Where has freedom gone?

Freedom flies in your heart like an eagle.
Let it soar with the winds high above
Among the spirits of soldiers now sleeping,
Guard it with care and with love.

I salute my old friends in the corner,
I agree with all they have said -
And if the moment of truth comes tomorrow,
I'll be free, or By God, I'll be dead!

Excellent...thanksfer sharin', COE-blahnsh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Proud Americans!!"
(To be sung to Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Proud Mary")

Left a good job in the city,
Workin' for The Man ev'ry night and day,
And I never lost one minute of sleepin',
Worryin' 'bout the way things might have been.

CHORUS:
Big wheel keep on turnin',
Proud Mary keep on burnin',
Rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river.

Cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis,
Pumped a lot of pain down in New Orleans,
But I never saw the good side of the city,
'Til I hitched a ride on a river boat queen.

CHORUS
Big wheel keep on turnin',
Proud Mary keep on burnin',
Rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river.
Rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river.

If you come down to the river,
Bet you gonna find some people who live.
You don't have to worry 'cause you have no money,
People on the river are happy to give.

CHORUS
Big wheel keep on turnin',
Proud Mary keep on burnin',
Rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river.
Rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river.
Rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river.
Rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river.

Pre...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Proud Americans!!"
(To be sung to Creedence Clearwater Revival's "Proud Mary")

Left a good job in the city,
Workin' for The Man ev'ry night and day,
And we never waste one minute we're FReepin',
We're fightin' fer The Way Things Ought To Be!!

CHORUS:
Big wheel keep on turnin',
Proud Amer'cans, FReepOn, brothers!!
Rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river.

Cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis,
Pumped a lot of pain down in New Orleans,
But I never saw the good side of the city,
'Til I hitched a ride on a river boat queen.

CHORUS
Big wheel keep on turnin',
Proud Americans, FReep fer [yer] children,
Rollin', rollin', rollin' 'gainst DemLib'rals.
Roll on, roll on, roll on...RE-IMPEACH Bill Clinton!!

If you hang out with the Lib'rals,
Bet you gonna find RATsheeple are TWITS.
RATS'll hear yer worries, if you give Dems money,
Sheeple who trust Lib'rals are damned IGNORANT!!

CHORUS
Patriots, keep on churnin',
Proud Amer'cans FReep forever,
Rollin', rollin', rollin' 'gainst the Lib'rals.
Roll on, roll on, roll on 'gainst Slick Willie.
Rollin', rollin', rollin' 'gainst Dem Lib'rals.
Roll on, roll on, roll on 'gainst Bill Clinton.

Mid...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

Heya Cote....good to see you here on the Black Thread...I'm so sorry you had a "bad" day in the canteen yesterday. :(

[cherry_bomb88]

Mr. Mud....have ya' done "American Woman" yet???? I was thinking about FReeping it to "Conservative Woman" :o)

And another thought I had today...'bouts my favorite all time Foreigner song (love Lou Graham's voice)....thinking about FReeping "Starrider" to "Poll Rider" (dedicated to those democRats that like to watch the polls) :O) CB (aka lil' 88)

[cherry_bomb88]

AND NOW, THESE WORDS FROM THE FUNNY FARM.............

Ronny was being evaluated for mental problems and was asked by the doctor, "If a train was coming down the hallway toward you, what would you do?"

Ronny replied, "I would get in my helicopter and fly away!"

The doctor then asked, "Where did you get a helicopter from?"

Ronny replied, "The same place you got that @#$@#$ train!"

[sultan88]

So MUD, ya got your taxes done??