Black XIX: "FRee Iraq!!"

The MudCave ^ | 9 April 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie-anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!)

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

[cherry_bomb88]

ROTFL....Mud...that is classic! I love it!

[FBD]

IE: Sun Tzu; "The art of War"
good post, and a good mornin' to ya!

[Mudboy Slim]

"...one who is skilled in warfare principles subdues the enemy without doing battle, takes the enemy's walled city without attacking, and overthrows the enemy quickly, without protracted warfare. His aim must be to take All-Under-Heaven intact. Therefore, weapons will not be blunted, and gains will be intact."

My next prediction is that the Rebuilding of Iraq will be much less costly to the American Taxpayer than commonly assumed by those numbnuts on the Left...ever notice that one can appear PRESCIENT simply by finding out what the Left is unanimously-saying and predicting EXACTLY the Opposite?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Baghdad Bill works fer me...LOL!!

RodhamSoddom stood mighty tall,
RodhamSoddom had a great fall,
All the RATS' Liars and all the Left's spin,
Couldn't keep Soddom in Power, my FRiends!!

FReegards...MUD

[stand watie]

!!!!!!!

[FBD]

Yup, that's the left rally call already...the cost of this war. San Fran Nan is already making smarmy comments about how much "it cost to tear down that statue."

Let the Iraqi oil pay for the rebuild, IMO.

FReegards

[Mudboy Slim]

"Iraqi spokesman, and diplomats, etc. They are all going to France! Seriously. The UN Diplomat is already there! Aziz will be there too."

First I've heard of this...HOO's yer source?! That would be entirely unsatisfying fer me, and it doesn't figger considering the WeaselChirac's wormy words celebrating the overthrow of his ButtBuddySoddom!!

I want the Iraqi leadership DEAD...MUD

[FBD]

morning CB88,
Off to a Mech. Code class. Catch you later!

[stand watie]

!!!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"San Fran Nan"

Ya mean the BotoxBi+c#, Nancy Pelosi?! BWAHAHAHAHA...what a godsend she is...fer the Pubbies!! I've already shamed three (3) longtime DemokRATS into rejecting their Party affiliation using the "So, how do you like supporting the Party that Nancy Pelosi is the primary spokesman fer?!" That question cuts to the bone of any red-blooded American male who ain't a pansy-arsed Lib'ral DOLT!!

FReegards...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

okie dokie....have a great day!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Mech. Code class"

BTU FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Ya let'im snatch yer #88 right out from under yer nose...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

Her comment was WAY out of line...thus proving she's brain dead and just doesn't get it.

[cherry_bomb88]

's ok...it's the least I can do for kicking his 'arse in literati last night! LOL...You'll have to play with us some time....all are welcome, up to 5 can play at once. Be forewarned...I ROCK....just ask 'Ole 88 & FBD...although, 'Ole 88 is cranking and is making me work for it.

[Mudboy Slim]

See ya tomorrow, dude...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"You'll have to play with us some time"

Will do...although it ain't gonna be before the Ides of April 'cuz I got tax stuff coming out the yingyang and two empty rental units I need to get fixed up afore I can get some rent checks.

I won't be putting in much PuterTime at all this weekend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'm Gonna Be Rush Limbaugh!!"
(To be sung to Travis Tritt's "I'm Gonna Be Somebody")

Mudboy played his guitar 'gainst Slick's LeftWing Sacred Cows...
Folks, it's hard for a PoorBoy to find the Money!!
MUD Loved Persperation, he had Pure Heart and Soul.
Mudboy knew he was born to sing!!!!

Sheeple said, "Get a Real Job...Support Yer Family...
'Cuz there's No Future in them songs yer singin'!!!"
Ol' MUD never said a word, that FReeper just kept goin'...
Late at Night, Deaf Could Hear MUD sing!!! MUD said...

(FReeperGal CHORUS)
I'm gonna be somebody!!!
One of these days...Right's gonna break Left's Chains!!!
I'm gonna be like Ronnie...someday!!!
You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will!!

The Road Was a Struggle, took him six years to the top...
But now MUD's Number One on Eee-Eye-Bee Radio...
Still can't believe how FReepers come from miles around...
When it seemed like only yesterday...MUD was sayin'...

"I wanna be Rush Limbaugh!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be like Dubyuh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"

Mudboy played Right's HO'Down, one full moon July night...
MUD saw his boy out in the front row...singin'...
It's MUD's pride'n'joy--JakeyBoy--with same Ol' Hungry Eyes...
Looked up at Daddy and sang...

"I'm gonna be like Daddy!!!
One of these days...We'll just erase Left's Shame!!
I'm gonna be Rush Limbaugh...someday!!!
You can bet yer hard-earned dollar I will!!"

You can bet your hard-earned dollar I will.

Dedicatin' this one to my Ol' Man...MUD

290 posted on 11/20/01 10:33 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Cowardly Bill"
(To be sung to Garth Brooks' "Cowboy Bill")

He told a good story...and us Lib'rals listened...
'Bout his road trip to Moscow...and the joy he found there!
And the Left believed him...and when he would finish...
We'd ask Ol' Slick Willie...to fool us again!

You could almost hear...those Socialists crowin'...
Whorealdo a'kissin' EX-Pres-i-dent's rear!
You could smell the "love juice"...from the cee-gah Bill's smokin'...
As he sat there and he painted those nude Lewinsky's!

Still, the Right-Wing would tell us...
"Voters, keep your distance...Bill Clinton's just tellin' you lies!"
But to all of us Libs...Cowardly Bill was a hero...
Just our tool, hidin' Communist spies!!

Slick told of the times...when he "boinked" those teenagers...
Covered in snake oil...Hill'ry said, "It's Okay!"
"Young interns consented"..."Moral Codes were for others"...
Since Bill was our Leader...he'd just have his way!!

When your Leadership's slime...your Country will stumble!
Young intern went down...and Bill howled Monica's name!
Despite the onslaught of Mudboy...Slick retained his office...
He rode into the sunset...that's what Slick Willie claimed!!

Still, the Right-Wing would tell us...
"Voters, keep your distance...Bill Clinton's just tellin' you lies!"
But to all of us victims...Cowardly Bill was a hero...
We weren't fools...and all Prez'dent's lie!!

Well, I still remember...the day that it happened...
We waited and we waited...but Bill never showed.
And the folks out at Dreamworks...said they hadn't seen him...
So we set out for his place...down Ol' Chappaqua Road.

And we cried when we found him...lyin' there with his legacy...
Those "Hustlers" spread open...Viagra was OUT!!
He was clutchin' "The Times"...that had as its front page...
"FLASH: DEMONRATS SLAUGHTERED! BILL CLINTON IN CHAINS!!"

Yes, Rush Limbaugh had told us...
"Lib'rals, keep your distance...Schleek-meister's just tellin' you lies!"
Now, us Libs are sayin'..."Cowardly Bill is a ZERO...
We're just fools, trustin' Slick Willie's lies!!"

Don't be fools...trustin' Bill Clinton's lies...!!!

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 06/24/1999 23:14:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Slickz@Traitor)

[Mudboy Slim]

200...MUD