Black XIX: "FRee Iraq!!"

The MudCave ^ | 9 April 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Dubyuh's "Gonna Win California!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Goin' to California")

Spend my days FReepin' with Lib'rals' minds,
Smoked my snuff an' drank all my wine.
Made up my mind, make a new start,
Goin'a California with Dutch Reagan in my heart.
Limbaugh told me there're Lib'rals out there...
Right'll open their eyes...RAT Powers're unaware!!

LeftWing dances but RATS' Soul is Maimed!!
Never let Press tell ya the Parties're all the same.
Hohh...DemRATS are Reds, Left's Med'yuh won't say,
RATS wonder how Left's Heroes could ever follow Willaaaay!!
Th' mountains an' the canyons start to tremble an' shake,
When children in LA...begin to awake...Watch out!!

It seems that Left's Hate fer my God got a punch on the nose
But Truth's startin' to flow, I think Slick might be sinkin'!!
Slick, We'll INDICT...RE-IMPEACH...It Is Time!!
Help FReep everywhere...folks, Truth's Path Runs Straight and Right!!

The HildaBeast's without her King...
Left says they'll Save the World..."Left LIES!!" MUD sings!! La la la la.
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn,
Tryin'a find a Savior who'll never, never, never be born.
Standin' on a hill in the mountain of dreams,
Tellin' my FRiends, "It's not that hard, folks...Please help US FReep!!"
Mmm-ahh~ahh.

Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh-ah~ahh.
Ahh~ah~ahh.

Heh heh heh, who's up fer the challenge?!!...Mudboy Slim

455 posted on 11/14/2002 3:08 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

Heh heh heh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

This is the second Pearl Jam song I ever FReeped, CM, and I can sing the hell outta it...LOL!!

"Tyranny!!"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Jeremy")

At home, whackin' willard o'er vanities...Ol' Slick's new "job."
Yellow-bellied SCUM!! Bill Loathes the Military. (That's ME!!)
Children slayed by tools of Butch Reno!!
Medyuh didn't give attention...ohhh, to the fact that Bubba didn't care!!
King Osama bil Clinton Fooled Left's Whore'd!!

Tyranny Woke and RATS Shall Pay!!!!!
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!!!!

Clearly, Slick remembers...sickenin' mudboy.
Seems that intern sure could suck...
Oooh...but Slick Unleashed a Lion!!!
JimRob FReeped and Limbaugh's Legions Craved Justice!!
How could we "forget?"!! 'Cuz Slick's hit US with his evil best!!
My jaw ain't hurting, Slick's wide open.
Just like the day...like the day we learn'd....
Daddies shouldn't give affection (NO!!) to interns the same age as Chelsea-dear.
Queen HildaBeast the Wicked rules Slick's World.

Tyranny's Woken...WhupRATS Today!!
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!
SlickWillie's Spokesmen...Be Quite Afraid!!
MudboySlim'll Smoke Slick...RATS Beware!!

Try to forget this...try to erase this from the blackboard.

FReegards...MUD

5 posted on 09/29/2002 2:48 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[cherry_bomb88]

groovy

[Mudboy Slim]

Fer sure...mud

[Mudboy Slim]

Thank you, my FRiend...

"When the LeftWing Breaks!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks...")

If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break...
If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!!
An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATS have no place to stay!!

Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh...
Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan...
Bush's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!!
-ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.

RATS, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!!
All DemRATS have sunken so low!!!!
If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you...
Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro.
Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.

Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no...
Slick...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!!
'Cuz when Slick's stonewall breaks, Bubba'll git Dem BareArsedBlues!! ah~ooh-hooh.

All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh,
Yep, that's Right, I sat on the levee an' crooned!!
A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.
Ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, ouch!!
Ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ooooohhh!!
Hey! Oh!

We're rollin'...
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
Sorry, but I can't take you~ahhh.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down,
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' do__wn.

Ahhh~oooh~ohh.
Slick's goin' down, Slick's goin' down now.
Left's goin' down, Left's goin' down now.
Right's gonna roll, we're gonna roll now.
Left's goin' down, RATS're goin' down-down-down-down-down
~oooh~ooh~ooh~ooh ooh~ooh~ooh.

Mudboy Slim

7 posted on 10/17/2002 0:25 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[cherry_bomb88]

you said the other day Mud puts in a good 8 hours for you....I bet...just not 8 hours of work!!! LOL...kidding...Mud, you is awesome, dude!

Nice job on FReeping that song. One day I'll be able to squib like you :o)

[cherry_bomb88]

Like, totally...I am sooooo sure

You don't wanna go, thar, Mud....I AM the originall valley girl...not Moonunit....me...it's me! *sigh* I miss Frank Zappa....perhaps I'll have to FReep Valley girl and fill it with liberalisms instead of Valley Speak....that'd be cool...like totally fer sure.

[Mudboy Slim]

"15,000 Patriots Rally FER OUR Troops at WTC!! (excellent photos)"

"More than 15,000 union workers and relatives of service members rallied at Ground Zero Thursday to show their support for American troops fighting in Iraq. Among the crowd was Joan Stewart of Houston, who rushed to the rally after hearing about it while visiting here. She held up a photograph of her stepson, Cpl. Heath Long, 28, who is assigned to a Marine helicopter unit in Iraq. "I feel so proud," she said. "I am from Brooklyn originally, and I am proud to be an American and a New Yorker. It makes me feel great to be an American." Many in the crowd along with politicians who spoke saw a connection between the war and the Sept. 11 attack on the World Trade Center. "The war started right here on Sept. 11, 2001," Gov. George Pataki told the gathering, which included dozens of firefighters in bunker gear mixed in with carpenters, electricians and ironworkers."

FReegards to the BigApplePatriots!!

MUD

[FBD]

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'll have to FReep Valley girl and fill it with liberalisms instead of Valley Speak..."

Yep...we gotta be related from waaaay back...LOL!! I've already got about 80% of that song FReeped when I ran outta "lib'ralisms"...I'll search around fer it and post the unfinished product fer yer assistance...and when we record it, you can be the Valleu Girl voice...LOL!!

CM...we gotta FReep "Valley Girl" into "Lib'uh'rulls!!"...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find that both them gentleman are PinkMist by now...MUD

BTW...Good Morning, my FRiend!!

[sultan88]

"You know full well folks in northern New England ain't got no Moxie!!"

Good point. To be more specific, I should have said Northern New Hampshire. I realize that the ergots of Rhode Island and Maine couldn't appreciate a fine drink like Moxie!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Northern New Hampshire"

Okay, I'll give ya that...a few NHers got MOXIE, but not that many...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

oh absolutely...I can't sing but I absolutely be the valley girl voice and speak in liberalisms!!!!! I can probably throw a few at you....plus, Rush has come up with some lately...like, OMG...it's the two-inch crowd!

[Mudboy Slim]

"SUN-TZU: THE PRINCIPLES OF WARFARE
"THE ART OF WAR"

Chapter Three: Planning Attacks

Sun-tzu said:

"Generally in warfare, keeping a nation intact is best, destroying a nation second best; keeping an army intact is best, destroying an army second best; keeping a battalion intact is best, destroying a battalion second best; keeping a company intact is best, destroying a company second best; keeping a squad intact is best, destroying a squad second best."

"Therefore, to gain a hundred victories in a hundred battles is not the highest excellence; to subjugate the enemy's army without doing battle is the highest of excellence."

"Therefore, the best warfare strategy is to attack the enemy's plans, next is to attack alliances, next is to attack the army, and the worst is to attack a walled city. Laying siege to a city is only done when other options are not available."

"To build large protective shields, armored wagons, and make ready the necessary arms and equipment will require at least three months. To build earthen mounds against the walls will require another three months. If the general cannot control his temper and sends troops to swarm the walls, one third of them will be killed, and the city will still not be taken. This is the kind of calamity when laying siege to a walled city."

"Therefore, one who is skilled in warfare principles subdues the enemy without doing battle, takes the enemy's walled city without attacking, and overthrows the enemy quickly, without protracted warfare. His aim must be to take All-Under-Heaven intact. Therefore, weapons will not be blunted, and gains will be intact."

Regime Change in Iraq will happen with less bloodshed than is commonly assumed...MUD

31 posted on 10/17/2002 2:17 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim

That, my FRiends, is bald-faced PRESCIENCE...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

I realize that the ergots of Rhode Island and Maine couldn't appreciate a fine drink like Moxie!!

You have a point there, 'ole 88.....a drink so pure as that would surely sanatize the ergots out of existance. :o)

ps~'Ole 88...already know where that's going in my song!!

[sultan88]

"...you said the other day Mud puts in a good 8 hours for you"

Naw. I said the ergot shows up for 8 hours. But he is punctual! Arrives on time; leaves on time.

[cherry_bomb88]

Yes....he's probably really good about leaving for his lunch hour on time too....ya know what you have to feed an ergot, don't you?????

[Mudboy Slim]

Did I ever tell ya 'bout..."The Legend of Mudboy Slim"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels' Band's "Legend of Wooley Swamp")

Well, if you ever go back to the BonAir Swamp, well, you oughtta just do what's Right!!
There's things out there in the middle of them woods that make DemLib'rals cry from fright.
RATS still crawl and Med'yuh lies and Clinton sleeps around on the town...
And they say the ghost of Mudboy Slim gets up and he FReeps around.

Landru couldn't believe it!! Boy just had to find out for hisself.
Sultan couldn't conceive'it!! The dude never would have listened to nobody else.
MizBunny couldn't believe it!! She just had to find out for herself...
There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.

Spoken:
Ol' Mudboy lived in the Virginny Swamp, back in his cave on the woods.
He never did do a lotta harm to the world, 'cuz he always tried doin' Good.
People didn't think too much of MUD...they all thought he acted funny.
Ol' Mudboy didn't care 'bout DemSheeple anyway...All MUD cared about was gettin' JUSTICE!!
He'd stuff his songs down in remote threads and he'd bury tunes all around.
And on certain nights if the moon was Right he'd dig 'em up out with their sounds....
Slim'd pour his heart out on the floor of his cave and run his vocals through it.
Yeah, Mudboy Slim was an orn'ry old man and that's all that there was to it!!

DemRINOs couldn't believe it. They just had to find out for themselves.
Med'yuh couldn't conceive'it 'cause DemRATS never would have listened to nobody else.
JimRob wouldn't believe it. He just had to find out for hisself...
There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.

DemClintons was white trash. They forced most of US FReeper's ta FReep.
They were mean as Butch Reno and sneaky as RATS and quite arrogant when they'd speak.
One night Ol' Slickboy Willie said, "Y'all meet me at Ol' Muddy's Cave later.
We'll take old Mudboy's Justice and we'll feed him to the Litigators."
They found Ol' Mudboy out in the back with a guitar in his hand,
Thirteen RightWing FReeper songs was just dug up out of the sand.
Then, T-Mac went crazy and he beat Ol' Mudboy, and Slick picked Slim up off of the ground.
Threw MUD in Left's Swamp and stood there and laughed as the BlackWater sucked him down.
Then they turned around and went back to MUD's shack and picked up MUD's Justice and ran.
Slick hadn't gone nowhere when they realized they were publicizing MUD's Band.
McAuliffe struggled and Slick squealed but they couldn't get away and just before they went under
They could hear Ol' Mudboy laughing and a voice say, "Fear MUD's Justice!!!"

And that's been fifty years ago and you can go by there yet.
There's a spot in the yard in the back of MUD's shack where the ground is always wet.
And on summer nights, if the moon is right down by that dark footpath,
You can hear Slick Willie sqeeeeeealin'. You can hear Ol' Mudboy laugh!!!

BWAHAHAHA...MUD

[FBD]

"I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find that both them gentleman are PinkMist by now"...MUD

mornin' Mud
RE; Iraqi spokesman, and diplomats, etc.
They are all going to France! Seriously. The UN Diplomat is already there! Aziz will be there too.
And why do they call him Baghdad Bob? Let's call him "Bill!"
Cause he lies (almost as much) as Klintoon.