Black XIX: "FRee Iraq!!"

The MudCave ^ | 9 April 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[cherry_bomb88]

1400

[cherry_bomb88]

GRRRRRRRRRRRR you snaked it out from under me....well, since it IS your b-day, I can't be too mad.

[cherry_bomb88]

Hey, I like that one!!!!!!!!!

[MeekOneGOP]

. . . yer only as old as you feel!!

That's right ! I just hadda birthday in April. I'll be starin' the big FIVE-O in the face next year !

Middle age is catchin' up to me, but I figure I'll match Bob Hope !! :O)

[FreeTheHostages]

THERE you are! Mud, where HAVE you been?

[FreeTheHostages]

[sweetliberty]

40 was a great age. That whole over the hill thing is way over-rated. Personally, I plan to stay in denial permanently. Hope you had a great day.

[sultan88]

A lot of black balloons on this Black Thread today. I remember 40 was a very good year for me!! But I did start downhill at 41!! Have a Great Day!!

And let's do have a RTM soon!

[sultan88]

Hey man. Welcome back to the land of the living, 'Dru!!

[goldilucky]

That's right..age is just a number. If you think you're old then it'll definitely show on the outside.

[goldilucky]

Speaking of cake, what kind did you have Mud?

[FBD]

"I usedta think 40 WAS over-the-hill, but now that I'm here, I reckon it's time to refigger that assessment...LOL!! I reckon we ain't over-the-hill 'til we allow ourselves to believe we're over-the-hill, and I there yet!!"

Sheesh! yer still wet behind the ears!

Happy Birthday, Mud. I hope it was a good one.

Fregards.

[jla]

And let's do have a RTM soon!

Sure thing.
Happy Birthday, Mud.

[Mudboy Slim]

Muchas gracias, mi amigo...RTM is kewl con migo...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

'Twas a happy B-day, my FRiend...I trust yo7u have received yer photos by now...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Limbaugh Havin’ His Say
(Sung to the tune of “Twistin’ the Night Away” By Sam Cooke)

Let me tell ya 'bout a dude
Useta be up New York way
(Where some people are so gay)
Limbaugh havin’ his say!

Fuzzball has a lot of fun
Puttin' Lib’rals on the run
His fans are both old and young
Listenin’ to hear Rush say!

“Keep Freepin’, Freepin’
Everybody's Freepin’ great”
We’re Freepin’, Freepin’
Cuz Rush is leadin’ the Way!

JLA shows up in fancy clothes
Where he found them we don't know,
CM, he brought his radio,
Limbaugh is ON today!

Watching Happygal in her slacks,
As she leans on Landru’s back,
He’s concentratin' hard, while
Limbaugh is havin’ his say!

He’s talkin’, talkin’
Right Wing feelin’ great.
We’re listenin’, listenin’
Limbaugh is having his say!

Listen a while,
Callers Attack,
Rushbo hits back,
Soccer Moms, now go, now fret
Limbaugh has had his way!

FDB wearin’ blue jeans.
Shows up vid his Svedis queen.
MUD has his recordin’ machine,
Capturin’ the night’s replay!

Man you oughtta see Ice go,
Skatin' during Rush’s show,
Here you find the young and old
Limbaugh havin’ his say!

Yes, Limbaugh, Limbaugh,
Makin’ us all feel great
He’s talkin’, educatin’,
El Rushbo’s having his say!

IT’S 12 O’CLOCK,
Feet up, lie back
Feet up, lie back
Maha Rushie, EIB, It’s Great!
Limbaugh having his say!

sultan88

602 posted on 02/19/2003 10:21 AM EST by sultan88 (FReepin' Sam Cooke)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Chi-Com Spies!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes")

Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly...
SlickWillie's Whore'd says, "Trust the Commies' Bile!!"
Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury...
They'll fess up and disgrace Left's Elite Style.
Late last night, most DemonRATS felt lonely...
Reckon every Dolt knows Clinton isn't Right!!
And it breaks MUD's heart to think RATS' love is only...
Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!!
So RATS tell Slick they must Vote NOW fer their Country...
To support their Nation that the Left's torn down...
But Slick knows where RATS're goin' as they're leavin'...
Left is headed for the FReepin' side of town!!

{start_of_chorus}
You can't hide yer ChiComSpies!!
Yes...Left's Vile and lost, passion-wise!!
I thought by now RATS'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!

On the other side of town, Mudboy is waitin'...
With fiery eyes and dreams no RAT shall steal!!
He types on through the night, anticipatin'...
'Cuz Slick makes MUD FReep away RATS' sleazy schpiel!!
Left rushes to Slick's arms, they'll fall together!!
MUD whispers that Bill's goin' to be tried!!
RATS swear that soon they'll be comin' back, emboldened...
MUD laughs away and sings "McAuliffe's FRIED!!"

RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies...
And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!!
I thought by now Left'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!

RATS, wake up and pour yerself a strong one...
You know now that Left's Stars just keep on LYIN'!!
Come Join the Right...We're gonna FReep the Wrong Ones!!
Slick's bed is made...we'll hang him fer his crimes!!
Left wonders how it ever got this crazy...
RATS think about the dreams they dreamed in school.
Did Left get tired or were RATS always crazy?!
They're so far gone, Left seems just like they're fools!!
My, oh my, RATS sure seem now like deranged things...
Press set it up so well, so carefully...
Ain't it funny how Left's new life didn't change things
Left's still the SocialistShills they've always been!!

RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies...
And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!!
I thought by now Left'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!

MudboySlim (GOP Tsunami +12hours)

325 posted on 11/06/2002 4:27 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!

Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!

(Mo' funky guitar)

WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

BTW...**S.C.U.M.=Slick Clinton's Undermining of Morality!!

537 posted on 04/17/2003 8:46 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim

BTW...alternate lines...
Said MUD's a FReeper...on a mission...
We want Justice...fer Slick's sedition...
I'll play my music 'til Slick's done!!

I ain't jokin'...nor pot-smokin'...
Ashcroft's Justice's BROKEN!!
That Effete RINO's ain't worth BUNK!!

Yep...MUD's a FReeper...on a mission...
Slick's a Traitor...shall be in Prison!!
We'll FReep against RATS' lowlife S.C.U.M.!!

[Liz]

Great to see your inspiring lyrics.

[Mudboy Slim]

Hey there, Liz...did you see where Terry "DaPUNK" McAuliffe's incompetence is finally startin' to grate on the DemonRAT bigwigs and he's no longer sancrosanct?! Love to see the RATS throw his sleazy carcass to the wolves...LOL!!

I'll gladly take my pound of flesh...MUD