[EggsAckley]

Aw, poor one-eyed Omar needs some attention.

[merrin]

Omar?!

He is so 2001.

[KingPin]

Yawn.... I'm tired of these zealots and their calls for "Holy Wars," like that is supposed to be intimidating. These guys are all bark and no bite... They're fanatics that pray on the uneducated masses.

[The_Media_never_lie]

If one more mullah issues a jihad in that part of the ME, the world will become overloaded and start to spin out of balance.

[Ebenezer]

"'There are only two symbols left in the world today: One is Islam, which is a religion of peace and the other symbol is (President) Bush, who is a symbol of terror and hatred,' Omar said."

At least, both Omar and President Bush agree that Islam is a religion of peace. Does our Commander-in-Chief believe, then, that he is a symbol of terror and hatred?

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Oh, that Mullah Omar. You've always got to keep an eye out for him.

[CathyRyan]

Wonder if Omar still sits, by the hour, in a non running car, turning the steering wheel back and forth, while making motor sounds.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Omar's poster said, "Come join me, Osama, Saddam, and many more here in the afterlife. It's much warmer than we had envisioned and we haven't found our virgins, but come on down and party with us. Jihad everyone!" x's and o's Omar.

[mallardx]

"Drop the bombs between the minarets..."

[Axolotl]

yeah whatever you say mulla...*yawn*...

[MrsEmmaPeel]

Since Omar has had to issue a new call for a Holy War, what happened to the previous calls? Are calls for Holy War consecutive or sequential? Do you have to finish the first Holy War call before you can go on with the second? Or, is this like a Holy War upgrade? -- Holy War 7.0 or something like that? How does this work exactly?

[dfwgator]

Another day, another jihad. *Yawn*

[smith288]

How many "Jihads" does it take to motivate them? Is there some book for reference?

Like "Jihads for idiots - How to wage a holy war against infidels and how many times to decree them to get results."

[N. Theknow]

Fresh Jihad?

Is that like new and improved?

Guess the old one just didn't measure up.

[LayoutGuru2]

Isn't this guy dead yet?

[mommadooo3]

[Future Snake Eater]

...the Taliban's elusive leader Mullah Mohammed Omar has issued a fresh call for a holy war against U.S. troops...

"A fresh call"? For who? The vast hordes of Muslim warriors who somehow missed the other 18,000,000 calls for jihad? These guys need to take up macrame or some other halfway productive hobby.

[wayoverontheright]

The next phase they said would be hit and run attacks.

"We have encountered some....shall we say philosophical and tactical.....differences with those we have been training for these missions. We offered one hundred and seventy two virgins and still it didn't seem to.......resonate.

[peeve23]

Bwahahahahaha!!

rotflmao

mullah is a one-eyed reincarnation of that motorcycle ganglette boss from "everyone which way but loose." Even Clyde the monkey kept beating up on him.

he'd pick himself up and utter another threat.....then eastwood would clobber him. Another threat...a door would get him.

Anyone remember the motorcycle gang's name?

[RasterMaster]

"...carries the signatures of 600 Islamic clerics..."

Sounds like the Dead Pool to me.