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Taliban's Omar Issues Fresh Order to Wage 'Jihad' on U.S. Troops
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| 03/31/2003
| AP
Posted on 03/31/2003 8:51:35 AM PST by Smogger
Edited on 04/22/2004 12:35:58 AM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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ISLAMABAD, Pakistan
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TOPICS: Breaking News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: afghanistan; iraqifreedom; jihad; mullahmohammadomar; taliban
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To: MrsEmmaPeel
what happened to the previous calls?I guess they are in a "quagmire," too? :-)
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posted on
03/31/2003 9:17:16 AM PST
by
Howlin
To: Smogger
Another day, another jihad. *Yawn*
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posted on
03/31/2003 9:17:44 AM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Smogger
How many "Jihads" does it take to motivate them? Is there some book for reference?
Like "Jihads for idiots - How to wage a holy war against infidels and how many times to decree them to get results."
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posted on
03/31/2003 9:18:33 AM PST
by
smith288
(Visit my gallery http://www.ejsmithweb.com/fr/hollywood/hollywood.php)
To: HairOfTheDog
Ping.
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posted on
03/31/2003 9:19:11 AM PST
by
2Jedismom
('The commitment of our fathers is now the calling of our time')
To: Smogger
Fresh Jihad?
Is that like new and improved?
Guess the old one just didn't measure up.
To: try phecta tom
"How's about CRUSADE CRUSADE CRUSADE"
This brings an interesting point. The left-wing media in America don't make much of the rantings of these Islamic fanatics. Not a peep, to be honest. But let "Religious Right" folks like Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson make relatively harmless statements in defense of the Christian faith, and, boy, will the excrement hit the ventilator!
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posted on
03/31/2003 9:22:43 AM PST
by
Ebenezer
(Strength and Honor!)
To: PBRSTREETGANG
Actually Omar is keeping a dead eye on us!
If he isn't dead, he is the biggest goat humping coward left over from the Talibunnies.
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posted on
03/31/2003 9:23:34 AM PST
by
Grampa Dave
("Those who are kind to the cruel end up being cruel to the kind!")
To: Smogger
Isn't this guy dead yet?
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posted on
03/31/2003 9:24:03 AM PST
by
LayoutGuru2
(In the name of diversity, we are all becoming exactly the same.)
To: Smogger
To: Grampa Dave
Actually Omar is keeping a dead eye on us! Yes, and he's keeping an eye out for us at all times.
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posted on
03/31/2003 9:26:50 AM PST
by
Migraine
(...that really goes against migraine!)
To: MrsEmmaPeel
As scholars are aware, there are several levels to the "Holy War Pyramid": Nearly-Holy; Holy; Extra-Holy; Supersized Holy; Holier-Than-Thou, and -- when a cruise missile is about to impact the mosque -- "Holy Toledo!"
I hope this is helpful.
To: Howlin
The last one is already past its expiration date.
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posted on
03/31/2003 9:35:55 AM PST
by
tsomer
To: MrsEmmaPeel
a Holy War upgrade? -- Holy War 7.0Revised whenever Omar requires a patch--new eye patch.
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posted on
03/31/2003 9:49:47 AM PST
by
NautiNurse
(Usama bin Laden has produced more tapes than Steely Dan)
To: JennysCool
As scholars are aware, there are several levels to the "Holy War Pyramid": Nearly-Holy; Holy; Extra-Holy; Supersized Holy; Holier-Than-Thou, and -- when a cruise missile is about to impact the mosque -- "Holy Toledo!" ;-)
Is this like the food pyramid, where you have to have so many servings a day? So, the Holy War pyramid means you have to have so many Holy War servings a week/month/year?
I'm anxious to improve my knowledge base on this issue.
To: NautiNurse
Revised whenever Omar requires a patch--new eye patch.That probably happens whenever he takes a bath.
To: NautiNurse
If you say 'jihad' enough times real fast?...It sounds just like 'cha-cha-cha'..!!
Maybe all they really want to do is dance!
To: Smogger
...the Taliban's elusive leader Mullah Mohammed Omar has issued a fresh call for a holy war against U.S. troops..."A fresh call"? For who? The vast hordes of Muslim warriors who somehow missed the other 18,000,000 calls for jihad? These guys need to take up macrame or some other halfway productive hobby.
To: Smogger
The next phase they said would be hit and run attacks. "We have encountered some....shall we say philosophical and tactical.....differences with those we have been training for these missions. We offered one hundred and seventy two virgins and still it didn't seem to.......resonate.
To: EggsAckley
What lousy accents - since when does
YeeHaa get pronounced "
JeeHaad???
Seems to me they need a real Cowboy to "splain" it to them...
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posted on
03/31/2003 11:51:40 AM PST
by
trebb
To: Smogger
Bwahahahahaha!!
rotflmao
mullah is a one-eyed reincarnation of that motorcycle ganglette boss from "everyone which way but loose." Even Clyde the monkey kept beating up on him.
he'd pick himself up and utter another threat.....then eastwood would clobber him. Another threat...a door would get him.
Anyone remember the motorcycle gang's name?
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posted on
03/31/2003 11:52:28 AM PST
by
peeve23
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