Taliban's Omar Issues Fresh Order to Wage 'Jihad' on U.S. Troops

Fox News Website ^ | 03/31/2003 | AP

[Smogger]

ISLAMABAD, Pakistan

[Howlin]

what happened to the previous calls?

I guess they are in a "quagmire," too? :-)

[dfwgator]

Another day, another jihad. *Yawn*

[smith288]

How many "Jihads" does it take to motivate them? Is there some book for reference?

Like "Jihads for idiots - How to wage a holy war against infidels and how many times to decree them to get results."

[2Jedismom]

Ping.

[N. Theknow]

Fresh Jihad?

Is that like new and improved?

Guess the old one just didn't measure up.

[Ebenezer]

"How's about CRUSADE CRUSADE CRUSADE"

This brings an interesting point. The left-wing media in America don't make much of the rantings of these Islamic fanatics. Not a peep, to be honest. But let "Religious Right" folks like Jerry Falwell or Pat Robertson make relatively harmless statements in defense of the Christian faith, and, boy, will the excrement hit the ventilator!

[Grampa Dave]

Actually Omar is keeping a dead eye on us!

If he isn't dead, he is the biggest goat humping coward left over from the Talibunnies.

[LayoutGuru2]

Isn't this guy dead yet?

[mommadooo3]

[Migraine]

Actually Omar is keeping a dead eye on us!

Yes, and he's keeping an eye out for us at all times.

[JennysCool]

As scholars are aware, there are several levels to the "Holy War Pyramid": Nearly-Holy; Holy; Extra-Holy; Supersized Holy; Holier-Than-Thou, and -- when a cruise missile is about to impact the mosque -- "Holy Toledo!"

I hope this is helpful.

[tsomer]

The last one is already past its expiration date.

[NautiNurse]

a Holy War upgrade? -- Holy War 7.0

Revised whenever Omar requires a patch--new eye patch.

[MrsEmmaPeel]

As scholars are aware, there are several levels to the "Holy War Pyramid": Nearly-Holy; Holy; Extra-Holy; Supersized Holy; Holier-Than-Thou, and -- when a cruise missile is about to impact the mosque -- "Holy Toledo!"

;-)
Is this like the food pyramid, where you have to have so many servings a day? So, the Holy War pyramid means you have to have so many Holy War servings a week/month/year?

I'm anxious to improve my knowledge base on this issue.

[MrsEmmaPeel]

Revised whenever Omar requires a patch--new eye patch.

That probably happens whenever he takes a bath.

[EternalVigilance]

If you say 'jihad' enough times real fast?...It sounds just like 'cha-cha-cha'..!!

Maybe all they really want to do is dance!

[Future Snake Eater]

...the Taliban's elusive leader Mullah Mohammed Omar has issued a fresh call for a holy war against U.S. troops...

"A fresh call"? For who? The vast hordes of Muslim warriors who somehow missed the other 18,000,000 calls for jihad? These guys need to take up macrame or some other halfway productive hobby.

[wayoverontheright]

The next phase they said would be hit and run attacks.

"We have encountered some....shall we say philosophical and tactical.....differences with those we have been training for these missions. We offered one hundred and seventy two virgins and still it didn't seem to.......resonate.

[trebb]

What lousy accents - since when does YeeHaa get pronounced "JeeHaad???

Seems to me they need a real Cowboy to "splain" it to them...

[peeve23]

Bwahahahahaha!!

rotflmao

mullah is a one-eyed reincarnation of that motorcycle ganglette boss from "everyone which way but loose." Even Clyde the monkey kept beating up on him.

he'd pick himself up and utter another threat.....then eastwood would clobber him. Another threat...a door would get him.

Anyone remember the motorcycle gang's name?