Maybe Takoma met a cute dark-eyed arabain bottlenose and forgot all about the war.
1 posted on
03/29/2003 11:32:25 AM PST by
Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase
Takoma has now been missing for 48 hours and the solitary figure of Petty Officer Whitaker could be seen yesterday patting the water, calling his name and offering his favourite fish, but there was no response.After he's had enough of his lady dolphin, he'll be back.
2 posted on
03/29/2003 11:34:49 AM PST by
b4its2late
(I'm really easy to get along with, once you people learn to worship me.)
To: Rebelbase
He had gathered enough information on human military operations and returned to his people to prepare for the coming takeover of the planet and establishment of the Global Dolphin Imperium.
3 posted on
03/29/2003 11:35:51 AM PST by
merrin
To: Rebelbase
"So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish" (Douglas Adams)
5 posted on
03/29/2003 11:39:57 AM PST by
anguish
(while science catches up.... mysticism!)
To: Rebelbase
Rush was saying it shows that the dolphin knows its a voluntary job if he never came back. I bet he will return however.
7 posted on
03/29/2003 11:40:11 AM PST by
smith288
(Visit my gallery http://www.ejsmithweb.com/fr/hollywood/hollywood.php)
To: Rebelbase
"Goodbye, and thanks for all the fish."
10 posted on
03/29/2003 11:44:16 AM PST by
spodefly
(This is my tag line. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
To: Rebelbase
The Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy was more than Takoma could take.
To: Rebelbase
So long and thanks for the fish!
12 posted on
03/29/2003 11:45:38 AM PST by
Samwise
(prayers for our troops)
To: Rebelbase
DAMN it Takoma MINES not MATES. stupid damn dol..........
14 posted on
03/29/2003 11:48:53 AM PST by
HoustonCurmudgeon
(Compassionate Conservative Curmudgeon)
To: Rebelbase
surprised nobody say it yet-"born free" how the song goes.
To: Rebelbase
THE US Marines have suffered an embarrassment with reports last night that one of their most prized investigators may have defected. Hey, whadda ya goin' do? It's spring! (wink,wink, nudge,nudge)
16 posted on
03/29/2003 11:53:27 AM PST by
yankeedame
("Oh, I can take it, but I'd much rather dish it out.")
To: Rebelbase
Hope he is not sleeping with the peoples..
17 posted on
03/29/2003 11:56:53 AM PST by
Dog
To: Rebelbase
The Defense Department is downplaying reports that Takoma had been acting aloof and had recently asked to be called by a new name "Mohammad Al-Flipper".
Capt. Omar Farooq, one of the Defense Department's 14 Muslim chaplins, acknowledged he had been counseling Takoma in recent weeks, but denied involvement in the animal's dissapearance, saying "Al-Flipper and I are just as patriotic as you infidels".
To: Rebelbase
THE US Marines have suffered an embarrassment with reports last night that one of their most prized investigators may have defected... His handler, Petty Officer Taylor Whitaker...The usually-reliable Times isn't much better at getting the the services straight than our own service-ignorant press. The fish belongs to the US Navy, as one who did not know might still infer from the rank of its handler. Still, it is a funny story.
This costly episode reminds me of the oil-soaked seal which was rehabilitated at unbelievable expense -- only to be eaten by a killer whale moments after its ceremonious release...
To: Rebelbase
The dolphin's handlers need to get one of those "ooga-ooga"
horns that Tommy used to use get Flipper's attention when ever he needed to "speak" to him......
30 posted on
03/29/2003 12:18:15 PM PST by
musicman
To: Rebelbase
Takoma will be back..when we least expect it to turn the tide!
31 posted on
03/29/2003 12:19:20 PM PST by
ewing
To: Rebelbase
Just like a sailor, saw a good looking prospect and took off after her.
34 posted on
03/29/2003 12:22:32 PM PST by
gulfcoast6
(You can win more friends with your ears than with your mouth.)
To: Rebelbase
How long before "Baghdad Bob", the Minister of Information, is showing a dolphin on Iraqi TV claiming that it's Takoma? (Though how he'll segue from a dolphin to insulting Rumsfeld is beyond me.)
35 posted on
03/29/2003 12:22:41 PM PST by
Redcloak
(All work and no FReep makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no FReep make s Jack a dul boy. Allwork an)
To: Rebelbase
Time to call in the 2nd string
39 posted on
03/29/2003 12:30:05 PM PST by
jriemer
(We are a Republic not a Democracy)
To: Rebelbase
He prolly saw some she dolphin wearing a thong, delivering him pizza and decided on a little oral sex and a cigar!
To: Rebelbase
probably got killed by the iraqis. when you tell people you're using a given asset, sometimes the asset gets neutralized. less talk and more action would be nice. we should just be quiet and do the damn mission!!!
48 posted on
03/29/2003 12:43:31 PM PST by
faithincowboys
(God Bless Our Troops!)
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