To: Rebelbase
THE US Marines have suffered an embarrassment with reports last night that one of their most prized investigators may have defected. Hey, whadda ya goin' do? It's spring! (wink,wink, nudge,nudge)
16 posted on
03/29/2003 11:53:27 AM PST by
yankeedame
("Oh, I can take it, but I'd much rather dish it out.")
To: yankeedame
lol! he's 'twiterpated'!
20 posted on
03/29/2003 12:00:25 PM PST by
N8VTXNinWV
(Praying for Wisdom, Honor & Might for GWB)
To: yankeedame
Hey, whadda ya goin' do? It's spring! (wink,wink, nudge,nudge)Actually, you're probably correct. During the "Tanker War" it was discovered the warmer Persian Gulf waters triggered mating urges in our dolphins. All they wanted to do was frolic!
To: yankeedame
The SP's brought him back safe and sound, if a bit moggy-eyed. But they didn't return him before he had obtained a mermaid tattoo on his right flipper. His handler found an incriminating blonde scale on Takoma's uniform. Somewhat later, Takoma checked in with the Doc to get treatment for an embarassing case of the crabs.
157 posted on
03/30/2003 6:21:03 PM PST by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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