To: Rebelbase
The Defense Department is downplaying reports that Takoma had been acting aloof and had recently asked to be called by a new name "Mohammad Al-Flipper".
Capt. Omar Farooq, one of the Defense Department's 14 Muslim chaplins, acknowledged he had been counseling Takoma in recent weeks, but denied involvement in the animal's dissapearance, saying "Al-Flipper and I are just as patriotic as you infidels".
To: dagnabbit
"Al-Flipper and I are just as patriotic as you infidels".
I hear he was requesting a diet change and 5 breaks a day of at least 15 minutes
29 posted on
03/29/2003 12:15:48 PM PST by
Taffini
(I like Tony Soprano even though he is a fat-boy)
To: dagnabbit
"The Defense Department is downplaying reports that Takoma had been acting aloof and had recently asked to be called by a new name "Mohammad Al-Flipper". ROTFL!
80 posted on
03/29/2003 1:42:17 PM PST by
sweetliberty
("To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.")
To: dagnabbit
This is hysterical. Most of the Internet people I know will be reading this. Al-Flipper will become a household name! Any royalties will be passed on...
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