USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Camp Run-A-Muck ~ WooHoo! ~ March 26 2003

[Radix]

First I saw your silly hat
Now I see your legs got fat

[SAMWolf]

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of one plan for peace.
"Books, not Bombs" won't work. The head mullahs won't let anyone read them. If they do, they poke their eyes out.

Here's the plan:

1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest of them 'good old boys'. We will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4) All ! future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.

5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for see! ds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides' most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if any anyway.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan

[Kathy in Alaska]

IN THE SKIES

In the skies near Iraq, an F-16 Fighting Falcon from the 52nd Fighter Wing, Spangdahlem Air Base, Germany, receives fuel from a KC-135 Stratotanker based out of McConnell Air Force Base, Kans. U.S. Air Force photo by Staff Sgt. Cherie A. Thurlby

An F-16 Fighting Falcon pilot from the 52nd Fighter Wing, Spangdahlem Air Base, Germany, maneuvers his jet fighter to receive fuel from a KC-135 Stratotanker from McConnell Air Force Base, Kans. U.S. Air Force photo by Staff Sgt. Cherie A. Thurlby

[snippy_about_it]

yoo hoo...tom..

[Kathy in Alaska]

IN THE SKIES

In the skies near Iraq, an F-16 Fighting Falcon from the 35th Fighter Wing "Wild Weasels", Misawa Air Base, Japan, receives fuel from a KC-135 Stratotanker based out of McConnell Air Force Base, Kans. U.S. Air Force photo by Staff Sgt. Cherie A. Thurlby

In the skies near Iraq, an F-16 Fighting Falcon from the 35th Fighter Wing "Wild Weasels", Misawa Air Base, Japan, receives fuel from a KC-135 Stratotanker based out of McConnell Air Force Base, Kans. U.S. Air Force photo by Staff Sgt. Cherie A. Thurlby

[Kathy in Alaska]

IN THE SKIES

F-16 Fighting Falcons from the 35th Fighter Wing, Misawa Air Base, Japan and 52nd Fighter Wing, Spangdahlem Air Base, Germany, refuel after flying a mission over Iraq in support of Operation Iraqi Freedom. U.S. Air Force photo by Staff Sgt. Cherie A. Thurlby

An F-16 Fighting Falcon from the 52nd Fighter Wing, Spangdahlem Air Base, Germany, proceeds on with his mission after receiving fuel from a KC-135 Stratotanker from McConnell Air Base, KS, in the skies near Iraq. U.S. Air Force photo by Staff Sgt. Cherie A. Thurlby

[cherry_bomb88]

Pardon me, would you have any Grey Pupon?

[cherry_bomb88]

Does anyone know how long it takes to get a pen pal/soldier to support from www.adoptaplatoon.org???? geez...I've been waiting for 2 months!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Other option, does anyone know someone over there that needs an easter care package??? I have all kinds of goodies I bought over the weekend for my soon-to-arrive via "stork" soldier (male/female generic) and I want to make sure they go to someone who needs them. Amazingly enough, without even knowing the list that snippy posted, I bought almost to a tee what's on there....I just figured if I was in the middle of "hell" what I'd want with me! :o)

[Kathy in Alaska]

IN THE SKIES

In between patrols of the no-fly zone in northern Iraq, F-16C Fighting Falcons await their turn to refuel. U.S. Air Force photo by Staff Sgt. Jason W. Gamble

[Kathy in Alaska]

LOL! Perfect!!

[Bella_Bru]

Thanks so much!

[Cindy]

DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY: Threat Level: "HIGH"

PRAYER IS POWERFUL. PLEASE PRAY NOW! Amen. Today's Bible Message: "Therefore being justified by faith, we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ: By whom also we have access by faith into this grace wherein we stand, and rejoice in hope of the glory of God." -from THE BIBLE: Romans 5:1-2

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[cherry_bomb88]

HEY SADDAM......KISS MY BIG PATRIOTIC BUTT!!!!

[Radix]

1939 James Caan Bronx NY, actor (Brian's Song, Killer Elite, Godfather)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[snippy_about_it]

Is your airforce buddy not currently deployed?

[Radix]

1931 Leonard Nimoy Boston MA, actor (Spock-Star Trek, Mission Impossible)

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Radix]

What are you doing?

[Radix]

Mr. Spocks dad actually cut my hair a few times.


Max Nimoy was my Barber.

[Radix]

Who gets the gold ring?

[Radix]

Not me no way