INA Carries Uday Husayn's Call Urging Saddam's Fedayeen To Prepare for Martyrdom

Baghdad ,20 Mar (INA ) -- Uday Saddam Husayn , supervisor of Saddam 's fedayeen, has issued a call saying: This is the day that we have been waiting for to defend the beloved land of Iraq and its beloved leader President Saddam Husayn with our lives.

Uday Saddam Husayn added: This is the day that we have been waiting for to prove to our country and people that our mothers' milk was pure. This is the day that we have been waiting for to defend the beloved land of Iraq and its beloved leader President Saddam Husayn with our lives. This is the day that we have been waiting for to please God because we believed in him, loved him, and will remain devoted strugglers on his land or martyrs in his skies.

This is the day that we have been waiting for so that the glorious women of Iraq would chant: Victorious heroes or faithful martyrs who kept their pledge to God and are thankful that they will precede their bothers in martyrdom and in defending our great Iraq and glorious Arab nation.

O brothers and comrades of jihad, rise and smite their necks and fingertips. Prove to them that we are the sons of the free and the honorable, while they are bastards. Today belongs to us and tomorrow will be ours. The land will forever remain ours, Iraq will remain our Iraq ,God Almighty our God , and Saddam Husayn our beloved one.

Let the lions of Iraq rise over the foreign hyenas. Victory will be achieved with help from God and our enemies will face shame and disgrace with help from God , the supporter of the believers. God promises victory to his messengers and those who believe in him.

"Oh, my brothers in Islam! It's time to hurl your puny little bodies into the inferno for your glorious leader, your god on earth, the Defender of the People, and the man I call "Pop", Saddam Hussein, Allah praise him. You are mere maggots before his glory, as we all know, and you smilingly accept this fate. May our women sing their songs and annoyingly ululate over the bloody bits that will be your bodies!! May they make bookmarks from your remains! I call upon you, fedayeen, to rise up!! Rise up against the infidel invader!! Stand before his tanks, and worry not that they have twice the armor and twice the effective firing range as our rusted, Soviet-built tanks!! Arm yourselves with kitchen knives and brick bats!! Whack them on their skulls and their pee pees!!!

May your flaming, agonizing death bring glory to the Motherland and your Supreme Leader! Allah be praised, although I have delighted in shredding some of you and pulling your limbs from your still-living bodies, and despite the fact that my family has deservedly enriched ourselves beyond mere human dreams due to our treachery, greed, and psychopathy, know that you honor us with your screaming death.........screaming the name of the Great Saddam!!!

Onward! Onward to the glorious fight!! I'll be watching from Switzerland, Allah be praised, so eager to be with you in the struggle!!"

Free Republic dot com has uncovered this other translation of Uday's remarks:

This is the day you chumps have been conscripted for to defend this third world rathole and its beloved leader, my Dad, with your lives. This is the day that we have been waiting for to prove to France and our allies that our mothers' milk was actually watered-down soybean extract. This is the day that we have been waiting for to please Allah because we use that as the excuse for all the mayhem we wreak, and we will remain devoted strugglers on his land right up until my private jet departs with a suitcase full of Krugerrands while you martyr yourselves like fools. Please try to die somewhere other than the airport so that I don't have to dodge bodies while I'm running for my flight.

This is the day that we have been waiting for so that the glorious and hairy women of Iraq would chant: Please beat us some more! Please force us to wear ugly bathrobes and hide our faces! Please take out your adolescent inadequacies on us and keep us in a civil bondage more suited to cavemen than homo sapiens. And pick up some lettuce on the way home from the jihad.

O brothers and comrades and cousins and relatives visiting from the ravaged South, rise and smite their necks and fingertips and that ticklish part of their lower back right beside their butt dimples.

Prove to them that we are the sons of bedouins while they are Masters of the Universe. Today belongs to us and possible tomorrow but beyond that I wouldn't hold out much hope. The land is sublet to Donald Rumsfeld, c/o US Dept. of State, Washington, DC.

Let the reptiles of Iraq slither under their rocks while the stallions of the West turn the rocks over and crush us like scorpions. Victory will be achieved with a miracle from Allah and our enemies will be whooping it up in the streets within a week unless Allah ties their bootlaces together and flattens the tires on their Bradley Fighting Vehicles.

Allah promises victory to his messengers and those who believe in him, but man, has he been disappointing us lately!

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