Saddam plans chemical attack, says British official

Hindustan Times ^ | March 22 2003 | AFP

[Salvation]

** new respirators, with an expiry date of 2007, Howes said.**

Expiration dates of 2007 -- Hmmmm. From Russia, China, France or Turkey?

[jsraggmann]

How stupid will Bush look if saddam doesn't have these weapons?

[Sofa King]

How stupid will Hillary look if aliens come in during the night and tattoo "Snot Cannon" on her nose? How stupid will Ben Stein look if a bat gets tangled up in his hair and he leaves it there? How stupid will Jay Leno look if he accidentally stabs himself with a spoon on national televison?

We can play 'what if' all day, but it's more productive to stick to relatively probable stuff.

[sheikdetailfeather]

Why can't we do another drop of leaflets with a picture of a dead Saddam?

[The Westerner]

Hoping you are very much wrong.

[watchin]

LOL

I'd kinda like to see that first one happen, if you could arrange it.

[Catspaw]

Bob Arnot on MSNBC reported earlier of our troops finding an envelope in a truck with instructions on how to distribute anthrax. They were testing the contents.

WAIT! That can't be so! Saddam told Dan Rather he didn't have any WMD.

[MeekOneGOP]

Thanks. bttt . . .

[traditionalist]

This doesn't worry me too much. While Chemical weapons are a highly effective means of terrorizing and mass-murdering a civilian population, they are largely ineffective on the battlefield. Chemical weapons have been around since WW1, and they haven't changed much since then. There's a reason they've seen almost no combat use for the 90+ years they've existed.