[Sofa King]

How stupid will Hillary look if aliens come in during the night and tattoo "Snot Cannon" on her nose? How stupid will Ben Stein look if a bat gets tangled up in his hair and he leaves it there? How stupid will Jay Leno look if he accidentally stabs himself with a spoon on national televison?

We can play 'what if' all day, but it's more productive to stick to relatively probable stuff.

[watchin]

LOL

I'd kinda like to see that first one happen, if you could arrange it.