"We'll hit you with shoes!" (I'll Bite Your Kneecaps Off Alert)

Fox News Channel | 3/21/03 | Mine ears

[Diddle E. Squat]

Shep just read a statement of defiance from Iraq stating that President Bush "should be hit with shoes".

Very scary...

[Atlas Sneezed]

Which is probably related to the biblical principle that washing another man's feet is a gesture of humility.

[Minty]

Oh no that is a code for the shoe bombers to activate into action......

Hurry post an alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Diddle E. Squat]

You should be rapped with Reeboks ping.

[discostu]

Over and above that I think the Hussein family has some feet issues. That's also Uday's favorite target when torturing people. Definite obsessive behavior.

[tophat9000]

Hello Saddam?

[Diddle E. Squat]

Shoedrop sirens going off in Baghdad.

[dighton]

Florsheim Doomsday Weapon alert.

[Wild Irish Rogue]

Does Shep sleep? Everytime I turn on Fox,there he is,chipper and fresh looking!

[Diddle E. Squat]

Truckstop No-doz?

[cabbieguy]

That was my first thought, I said to a friend "That guy better hope we get Saddam, or his a-- is grass".

[sonsofliberty2000]

If so it shows just how crazy Saddam is. The bombing doesn't get his attention. Someone hitting his image with a shoe does.

[Diddle E. Squat]

Interesting point. Perhaps it really does indicate that he or someone in his family is still in charge.

[FLcitizen]

Maybe Iraq’s most effective weapon would be stampeding hordes of deserters?

[Freedom2specul8]

I'm confused, I thought he was referring to the Iraqi's who were pounding their shoes on Saddam's picture!

[sonsofliberty2000]

At this point I am fried. I have watched talking heads for two days and personally want someone to knock me out with a shoe. I am locked in my house with no noise or tvs or anything on and my only source of news is FR. My guess is Saddam is alive and very has been injured and at this point counting his last minutes and like a vampire hunter in danger happy to see the day light.

[Constitution Day]

You should be rapped with Reeboks ping.

OH? Well, then, allow me to retort!

I'll flagellate you with Florsheims!
I'll mutilate you with Mephistos!
I'll beat you with Buster Browns!
I'll punish you with Pumas!

Don't make me pull out the heavy artillery (hint: Doc Martens)

[JoJo Gunn]

[Diddle E. Squat]

Nope, his first announcement of that statement, which prompted this post, was from an Iraqi press release which was a long statement of defiance and threats.

[Diddle E. Squat]

Your grandma spanks you with her army boots.

[P.O.E.]

"That's not a foot"

"No, but it's a good 10 inches"