[WaveThatFlag]

OK, I did a search for this article, and I found several others on the subject, but not this one. I posted it because Colin Levy always brings a smile to myface, and because the linked website "francesux.net" may bring a smile to yours. Au revoir mes amis.

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

We need to declare france as a terrorist
harboring nation and freeze all of their
assets.

[eureka!]

Nicely done. I like the French-fried stake one. Also, a freeper on another thread said she "Already boycott's French's mustard--it's too yellow". LOL. Methinks the French may have let their panties twist a tad too tightly on this one and it will forever make them the derriere of jokes in the future....

[TomServo]

Already posted here.

[DTA]

The M Arches are the biggest traitors. They serve FRENCH fries and millions of HAMBURGers a day.

[CaptRon]

While I'm all for it, the "french" in french fries does not refer to the country. It is a word for the way they are cut.

[tophat9000]

O just call them fries ... that what everone does anyway... the "French" was dropped years ago

[Mamzelle]

This is all so unsatisfying. How I long for a truly devastating demonstration of withering contempt for those unwashed putains francais...

[Salman]

Silliness.

What the French call "pommes frites" and we (used to?) call "French fries" are actually a Belgian dish. "Pain perdu" (literally "lost bread") is what we call "French toast", the idea being that bread too stale to eat as bread can be recovered in this manner.

We're mad at the Germans these days, too. How about bringing back the First World War terminology and call sauerkraut "liberty cabbage" again? In my family it's "kapusta", anyway.

You'll notice that we didn't go for this kind of nonsense in the Second World War.

The real problem is that no product we normally use is called Iraqi-something, Arabic-something, or Muslim-something.

Wait! I forgot about "Arabic" numerals (actually from India but that's what we call them).

I, II, III, IV, V, VI -- Roman numerals
0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 -- Liberty numerals, buddy!