Black XVII: "Hussein's Bombed!!"

The MudCave ^ | 3 March 2003 (3/3/03) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")

(CM and the BigMan on guitar)

Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!

(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)

Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!

(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)

Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!

Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!

Mid...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

I'm well!! Where's my tunes, dude?!

SHEEEEESH...jinx the poor Islanders six outta seven times and think yer Mr. Bigshot, eh?!

Git a clue...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...could Mud have fallen for a lib?"

Fer the love of Pete, I married one!!

She don't vote, though...MUD

BTW...on Saturday, I hugged FTH, A-W, Ms. Takoma, and REPUBLIC!!! Heh heh heh...

[Mudboy Slim]

THIS PHOTO made it all worthwhile, IMHO!! FTH and Angelwood and Doctor Raoul and Sauropod and kristinn...these folks got it together more than we know!! We just need to spread the word and folks will flock to be part of it!! And it goes WAAAAAY beyond Iraq, IMHO...the momentum picked up in Iraq will be enuff to FRee the folks in Iran and eventually North Korea...than Cuba, then China...FReep the World, Dude!! FReep the World!!

FReegards...MUD

[goldilucky]

With your flu in progress, you should be in bed under the covers.

[goldilucky]

That's why we have corrupt courts. The absence of God enables judges to accept perjured documents and perjured testimony knowing their actions to be fraudulent. But don't worry cause God watches everything. None escape from His judgment and wrath. And yes, this means judges too! (You guys know who you are out there)

[Mudboy Slim]

That's where I've been...now I'm not...MUD

[Republic]

Dubyuh is GOOD

Yeah. That he is!

[Mudboy Slim]

How long ya reckon Soddom'sInsane's got to breathe, my FRiend?! I'm thinkin' he's blessed if he makes it thru til this SundayMornin's talkshows...Dornan said the Ides of March, but I reckon Operation Shock And Awe's gonna happen before we know it!!

GREAT meeting you!! Whatta HOOt it is FReepin' in DeeCee, don'tcha agree?!

Utmost FReegards...MUD

BTW...whattya think it's gonna take to git PKM inside-the-beltway? Or dl4truth?

[Mudboy Slim]

"CBS to allow Mass-Murderer and Serial Rapist to have his OWN Show!!

CBS SHALL BE PUNISHED Fer Its TREASON!!!

DannieRather-Biased LOATHES America, IMHO...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"We are at war. We are engaged in a titanic struggle in which the fates of nations are being decided. In war the fact that a surrounded garrison surrenders without any shots being fired makes its capture no less a military victory for one side and a defeat for the other. When the Soviet Union advances by using proxy troops, its conquests are still Soviet victories and Western defeats.

"Since World War II, the Soviet military buildup has been continuous and the Soviet expansionist pressure has been relentless. Moscow has fished assiduously in the troubled waters left in the wake of the dismantlement of the old colonial empires. It has blockaded Berlin, fomented revolutions in Latin America, Asia, and Africa, aided aggression in North Korea and North Vietnam. It has trained and subsidized guerillas, disrupted elections, shot down unarmed planes, sponsored coups, shot refugees, imprisoned dissidents. It has threatened, blustered, connived, conspired, subverted, bribed, intimidated, terrorized, lied, cheated, stolen, tortured, spied, blackmailed, murdered--all as a matter of deliberate national policy. [Side Note: add in TREASON and you've pretty well described the Clinton Presidency...all kidding aside!!]

The basic rule of Soviet [and Lib'ral DemonRAT] behavior was laid down years ago by Lenin: Probe with bayonets. If you encounter steel, withdraw. If you encounter mush, continue. The question is which will the Soviets [and the Lib'rals] encounter: steel or mush?

The answer to that question lies with America's leadership. Not just the political leadership. What kind of world view the American President has, how well he understands the uses of power and the nuances of diplomacy, whether he has a strategic vision and the will and shrewdness to carry it out--all these are vital, even dispensable, elements. But more broadly, the answer lies with those segments of American leadership whose attitudes determine the limits of the possible for American policy. Unfortunately, America is still suffering from the legacy of the 1960s. A rabid anti-intellectualism swept the nation's campuses then, and fantasy reigned supreme. Attacks on anything representing the established order were in fashion. The discords of that decade and of its aftermath critically weakened the nation's capacity to meet its responsibilities in the world, not only militarily but also in terms of its ability to lead."

(exerpted from Richard Nixon's "The Real War", pages 4-5)

This is the only Richard Nixon-authored book I ever read, and it was a dooozie!! Published in 1980--and apparently co-collaborated with West Coast Talk-show Host, Hugh Hewitt--this book provided me with my Basic Foundation of Knowledge as to the Political Fight Between Good and Evil, Right and Left, Conservatives and Lib'rals!! What a Divine Inspiration you are, my FRiend, JH2!!

Utmost FReegards...MUD

38 posted on 12/04/2001 3:14 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

IMHO, the ColdWar rages today...it's just the Commies are using MidEast Terrorists as their Pawns, but their hearts ain't in it...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'll Have To Sing 'I LOATHE YOU' In A Song!!!"
(To be sung to Jim Croce's "I'll Have to Say I Love You In a Song")

Well, I know it's Wrong ta Hate...
Mudboy don't wanna scare ya.
But what I gotta say can't wait...
You've gotta understand.
Ev'ry time I tried to tell you the words just came out wrong...
So I'll have to sing "I LOATHE BILL!!" in a song.

Yeah, I Know MUD's kinda strange...
But ev'ry time I'm FReepin',
I just run out of things to say...
Right's gotta make a Stand.
Ev'ry time I tried to tell you the words just came out Wrong...
Country's gotta say "WE LOATHE SLICK!!" 'cuz he's Wrong!!

("Fast Eddie" Vesuvius pickin' and grinnin'....)

Ev'ry time Left slimed what's Right,
All the World just seemed All Wrong...
Country'll have to sing "WE LOATHE THE LEFT!!" in a song.

Yeah, I Know it's Wrong ta Hate, (It's Wrong To Hate...)**
I hope Truth doesn't SCARE you...
But there's something that we just gotta say, (Just Gotta Say...)**
Right's gotta make its Stand.
Now's the time to RE-IMPEACH...
Must PROSECUTE Slick's Wrongs!!
So I'll tell Ol' Slick "CONVICT YOU!!" in a song.

(MUD on Harp...HOOtin' it like he means it....)

FReegards...MUD

**FReeperGal Chorus


151 posted on 12/10/2001 12:07 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'll tell Ol' Slick "CONVICT YOU!!" in a song."

What if I ain't wrong?!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I know Mud will take a gift, to accept my nomination..."

Sometimes we don't know what we think we know...

"...which is the only reason I'm sending him that most excellent book."

I'll send the MudCave foodtasters out to git the mail fer the next few days...MUD

[ALOHA RONNIE]

...CBS & CRONKITE = Traitors/Vietnam War

...CBS & CLINTON =
Traitors/War on Terrorism

[Mudboy Slim]

"top secret e-mail transmission over the super encrypted cable modem.(Regarding this matter) I am now in the process of shredding said document, and I deny any knowledge of it's existence."

Yer wiser than you appear at first glance, young PadOHwan Learner...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"CBS & CRONKITE = Traitors/Vietnam War"

Fer years and years I actually believed Ol' KrustyWalt when he told me "That's the Way it is...!!" I mean I actually believed him and his gruff ol' voice...but he's a ScumBagKlintonLiar!!

Kronkite's a CommiePinko PUNK!!! And Dannie-Rather-Biased is his Evil Little Tyrant-arse-kissin' protege...CBS SUCKS!!!

Thanks fer stoppin' by, AlohaRonnie...MUD

[Joy Angela]

You got it.

CRONKITE-CBS-CLINTON

And that's the Way it is.

[Mudboy Slim]

"True Story reported by the Washington Post...(as forwarded by my ol' man, a 30-year ex-active-service Naval Officer):

This is a small, but true story to give you an idea of the kind of man and the kind of woman we have in the White House right now. As you may know, the President and Mrs. Bush visited the Washington Burn Center on Friday 14 September 2001. Among those they visited was Lt. Col. Brian Birdwell, who was badly burned in the Pentagon attack.

Mrs.Bush went into Brian's room, spoke to him for about a minute, all the time as if they had been life-long acquaintances. She then turned to Brian's wife, Mel, who at this time had been at the hospital for probably 2 1/2 days, and apparently, according to Mel herself, was dirty, grimy and had blood on her shirt. As if Mel were one of her closest family members. Mrs. Bush then told Brian and Mel that there was "someone" there to see him. The President then walked in, stood by Brian's bedside, asked Brian how he was doing, told him that he was very proud of them both and that they were his heroes.

The President then saluted Brian. Now, at this point in time, Brian is bandaged up pretty well. His hands are burned very badly as well as the back of him from the head down. His movements were very restricted. Upon seeing the President saluting him, Brian began to slowly return the salute, taking, from the accounts so far, about 15-20 seconds to get his hand up to his head. During all of this, 15-20 seconds, President Bush never moved, never dropped his salute. The President dropped his salute only when Brian was finished with his, and then gave Mel a huge hug for what also probably seemed like an eternity.

No further comments. Pray for our leadership. Thank God for what we are, have, and will be.

As a note to those of you who might not be familiar with military protocol, the subordinate normally initiates a salute and will hold it until the superior officer returns the salute. In the above incident, President Bush acted in the role of the subordinate to show his respect and high regard for the injured man."

FReegards...MUD


201 posted on 12/13/2001 11:10 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Freedom

Our forefathers knew so well
that slavery is a living hell
so they set out to be free
to make this a land of liberty

It took awhile to get it right
did it cause the North and South to fight?
even then we were not all free
on that we can all agree

We were warned to be vigilant and wise
for enemies will come in disguise
our freedom their lives have bought
beware! beware! of alien thought

We were fortunate to have such men
as Franklin, Henry and Jefferson
Washington, Lincoln, John Hancock
those of Boston at the dock

Ah, liberty! What a delicious word
they pursuit was superb
their honor was not for sale
proof of that was Nathan Hale

There were others who guided our way
against those "who are beasts of prey”
never before in the history of man
were all men free in a single land

Copyright(c)1999 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved
October 5, 1980


205 posted on 12/13/2001 9:13 PM EST by poet

[Mudboy Slim]

"Coward of the Country"
(To be sung to Kenny Roger's "Coward of the County")

Ev'ryone considered Slick the Coward of the Country.
He'd never stood one single time to prove them FReepers wrong.
His mama named him Billie, most folks just called Slick "Yella!!"
But something always told me they were reading Billie wrong.

Slick was only ten years old when his daddy whupped his mama.
Bill looked on laughin' 'cause he hated all women.
I still recall the final words Slick's mama said to Mudboy:
"MUD, my life is over, but yers shall smite my son!!"

Promise me, MUD, not to do the things I've done.
Fend away all trouble, if you can.
It won't mean you're meek if you turn the other cheek.
I hope you're old enough to understand:
Slim, Slick YOU'll have to fight to be The Man."

This Country's for ev'ryone...and Mudboy loves this Country.
When we're armed, we shouldn't have to prove who's more the man.
One day while MUD was workin'...that Clinton boy KILLED CHILDREN!!
Slick took turns at ladies....There was Scores of THEM!!!

Mudboy opened up his eyes and saw his Country reelin'.
The spunked dress, the Clinton spooks were more than he could stand.
He reached above the fireplace and took down grand-daddy's picture.
As his tears fell on grandpappy's face, MUD heard these words again:


"Promise me, MUD, not to do the things I've done.
Counteract Left's trouble when you can.
Folks don't pay fer "MEEK"...Make DemLeftists Turn Their Cheeks!!
I hope you're old enough to be a man...
MUD, you best learn to fight if yer a man."

The SlickButtBoys just laughed at MUD when he walked into the barroom.
Whorealdo got up and met Slim halfway 'cross the floor.
When Mudboy turned around they said, "Hey look! Ol' Mudboy's FReepin'."
But you coulda heard a pin drop when Mudboy stopped and whupped DemWhores!!!

Forty years of Stalin was bottled up inside'em.
We wasn't holdin' nothin' back; we had ourselves a ball.
When Mudboy left the barroom not a Clinton 'Ho was standin'.
MUD said, "This one's fer [Linda/Chandra/Waco/Allah/Mena/Foster/Ron Brown/Chelsea/Algore/JimRob/Limbaugh/Ronnie]," as he watched each Lib'ral fall.
And I heard him say,

"I promised you, Dad, not to do the things you done.
I walk away from trouble when I can.
Now please don't think I'm weak, I didn't turn the other cheek,
Good Papa, I sure hope you understand:
Hell, Yeah!! I'm gonna fight 'cuz I'm a man!!"

Ev'ryone considered Slick the Coward of the Country.

FReegards...MUD