VANITY - Any SUV owners sick of being picked on?

Me ^ | BB2

[BB2]

Sorry in advance for the rant, but if any of you freedom loving folks are gettin' tired of being picked on for driving an SUV, and think you might like to strike back for a change.... I have an Idea.

I was just surfing the net and wound up on this website,

http://www.moles.org/ProjectUnderground/campaigns/suv.shtml

It's by a group of greenie weenies that are offering free "tickets" for other greenie weenies to put on all of our gas guzzling SUV's as a protest. Ain't dat special?

I think all of us freepers should order as many of these "tickets" as we can get, then toss em, or use em to start a nice warm "weenie" roastin' fire! Not only would we strike back by making them waste their time and money printing and shipping this crappola out to us, but we'd be giving them a warm "fuzzy" feeling inside thinking they have reached so many like-minded weenies!

Frankly, I couldn't think of a better vehicle for me to drive. I live 13 miles from my work, over country back roads, in North Western OHIO. And this year I've had to use my 4 wheel drive a lot! I also do most of my own home repair, remodeling, landscaping, gardening, and I've had to haul everything, wood, stone, gravel, appliances, furniture, tools, and so much more, on a fairly regular basis. I don't just use my lil' Chevy Blazer 4X4 for tooling around. Plus, I feel safer with my family riding in a vehicle that has a better chance of surviving an accident, because it actually has a frame under it! Maybe ya'll can afford 2 vehicles, one for utility use, and another for everyday driving, but I can't. So I drive what's best for ME. I don't think it's anybody's !@$#$^!%#^&%^*% business WHAT I drive!

If these bozo's want to send me some handy dandy fire starters, why not take em up on it?

By the way weenies, what about all those poor lil' innocent trees you're destroying to make the cards? How un-P.C. of ya'll! It may be "legal", but if I would happen to catch one of 'em plastering my vehicle with this crap, I'd most definetely show him another "innovative" location to stuff a few of 'em!

[Cold Heat]

All conservatives should drive SUV's for status if nothing else.

The libs should be forced to drive Yugo's or Geo's.

[billhilly]

I like that idea.

[Cold Heat]

I love my heated sets and 10 speaker stereo, auto tinting heated mirrors and a back seat that you can put a queen sized bed in.

Jesus would drive it for sure.

[KneelBeforeZod]

the so called SUV by Pontiac...the Aztec....that needs to be cancelled and never spoken of again....

[Servant of the Nine]

What do SUV owners call Liberals?
Speed Bumps

Ba Bump

Where is the Carla Harris driving demo when we need it?

So9

[ContentiousObjector]

what about the car drivers who are sick of sharing the streets with idiots in SUV's who seem to think the streets or Houston are a good place to reenact the chariot race from Ben Hur?

[isthisnickcool]

Where is the Carla Harris driving demo when we need it?

I heard that Clara's Mercedes is the property of the Harris County DA's office now. Nice car. S430. About $85k. She was driving a Chevy Impala the last time I saw her.

[MetalHeadConservative35]

or transformed into a garbage truck cause thats what it looks like

[Ditter]

Don't you love the heated seats? When my back hurts I turn the heat on high & I don't want to get out of the truck. In the summer I have the A/C blowing on my face & the heated seat on my back. Wow that luxury!

[Alberta's Child]

I can't stand SUVs.

They are too small.

If my garage were big enough I'd be driving a cement truck to work every day.

[billhilly]

"the so called SUV by Pontiac...the Aztec....that needs to be cancelled and never spoken of again."

How ugly is it?

Uglier than Chelsea Clinton.
Uglier than Hillary. (oops. Is that possible?)
Yep. Uglier than Maxine Waters.
Uglier than the Citroen.
Uglier than the Edsal.

Uglier than

[Moonmad27]

Today, while driving my mini-SUV (Honda CRV) in an upscale Los Angeles neighborhood, I noticed several SUVs with bumper stickers "War is Not the Answer", no doubt driven by Gore voters. Too bad they didn't have "No War for Oil" stickers on the bumpers - that would have been even more ironic. (In fact, when I saw the price of gas at well over $2 per gallon today, if there was any truth to the liberal lie that it's a "war for big oil", I'd support the war even more if the US could control the supply and bring these prices back down!)

[billhilly]

"Wow that luxury!"

My Humvee has a fireplace.

[saint]

I had a guy in a car behind me honk at me at a stoplight - I ignored him.

Next thing I know he's rapping on my window. Okay now I'm up to full alert mode thinking what to do to this looney.

Turns out he just wanted to know where I got the Sore Loserman sticker. And another Freeper is born!

[PokeyJoe]

butt cheek warmers are operational. =)

[PokeyJoe]

The so-called BUICK Rendezvous is also a ..... interesting. It would be a really decent car/minivan/suv if they actually put a real engine in it.

but... I agree. The AZTEC is just plain ugly.

[LasVegasMac]

what about the car drivers who are sick of sharing the streets with idiots in SUV's who seem to think the streets or Houston are a good place to reenact the chariot race from Ben Hur?

Car's are driven by just as many idiots.

Houston does not have a lock on idiots.

For a real thrill, come to Las Vegas when it rains - and has not rained for 3 months. Quite the show.

LVM

[KneelBeforeZod]

Infiniti has some new weird SUV. Qx4 or something

[SAMWolf]

Uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits.

[Leisler]

In Massachusetts, home of the Honda and the liberal, I know a couple of old carpenters driving 1980's 4wd Surburbans with pressure treated bumpers, rusted out panels, coat hanger antennas, tools, NRA and usually a USMC stickers. Maybe it's the beards, Carharts, 22 oz framing hammers, unfiltered cigarettes and a dashboard buried under old cigarette packages, receipts and coffee cups……but they report no problems from earth first types.