Posted on 02/26/2003 7:06:27 AM PST by SJackson
Can Al Franken save talk radio?
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Jewish philanthropists have tapped Al Franken to be the liberal answer to Rush Limbaugh. Can he rise to the occasion? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
by Benyamin Cohen | February 25, 2003 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Al Franken is good enough, smart enough, and, doggone it, people like him. Especially Anita and Sheldon Drobny. The Jewish philanthropists from Chicago have given money to all sorts of causes -- abused children, Bill Clinton's campaign, and Jewish studies programs including the R'fa-aye-nu Society's efforts to preserve Judaica hidden during the Holocaust. |
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What Franken and company will have that other liberal endeavors don't is an actual network, and that means an organizational structure. It's that kind of structure that is absolutely necessary for liberal voices to find a lasting place in the broadcast pantheon, along with a core audience and a healthy share of cross-over marketing. |
There's a pool? Nobody told me there was a pool. In that case I take 8 months. Six months for two or three of the hosts to get caught with unzipped pants in a porno house, or get blown away by an unbalanced lover, or some other scandals and then two months for the final ultimate crack up.
On a more serious note, all this is a logical response to Campaign Finance Reform. Dems are suddenly realizing that they won't be able to put their money into campaigns as they were before, so they are looking for alternative ways to promote candidates. 10 million dollars to start up, get a bunch of left wing "pundits" and some advertisers and, viola!, instant campaign commercials that avoid all the rules and regulations.
Look for this to happen bi-annually, with new "shows " starting up around 9 months before elections and failing shortly after the elections end. Two years later Dems will find new voices (Al Franken will be replaced by someone else who will bring another perspective to the debate, a fresh voice etc.) and it will begin again.
If CFR is found unconstitutional, look for the network to fail much more quickly as donors put their contributions money back into soft money accounts.
I will now remove my tinfoil hat, thank you for your attention, you've been a wonderful audience.
However, more than just the man and the message, the medium itself may present a problem. It's a fact: College kids do not listen to talk radio. Old white men do.
Agitprop Radio-- All Lies All The Time with Music by The Rolling Stones, a Band of Old White Men. Hosted by Al Franken, An Old White Man who is Not a Palestinian. Funded by an Old White Man and his Old White Wife, both of whom are NOT Palestinians. Supported by Ex-Presidents Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton, two Old White Men, one of whom was the first Old Black Man to be President.
And backed by Old White Men George Clooney, Sean Penn, Richard Gere, an Old White Man who plays an Old White Man President on TV, and Sheryl Crow (an aging White Woman whose breasts are the same size as those of an Old White Man's).
This show will compete for the same small pool of listeners with NPR, a Radio station funded mainly by tax dollars taken from Old White Men....
Yeah, Right! I noticed he didn't include lieing in that sentence.
Yep. I was a graduate student from 1979-1981. I vaguely remember that there was a hostage crisis going on. I vaguely remember a guy named Reagan getting elected, but I was too busy attending seminars led by Old White Men and Women whose real color was RED to give much of a rip about what was happening in the real world at the time....
Trouble with Franken is that, while he IS a comedian, he ISN'T funny, simply because he lacks the prerequisite, fundamental truth. People who are on his same, lying wavelength may laugh themselves further into their own little world -- but it IS a little world, because most people need and want some truth in the mix. And methinks that the mass media want to target a much larger world, if only to make a buck and thrive on it. Not so with the likes of NPR, PBS, the Bill Moyers crowd. They can have a narrow audience and get away with it, because Uncle Sugar is footing the bill.
Don't forget: this is the same schmuck who, when Bilk Linton and Hill A Reek Linton had plenty to make fun of, could only bring himself to suck Bill's duck while trying to paint the truth-seeking world as prudes.
You are way more generous than most radio general managers.
Try six weeks.
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