USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ SUPPORT THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF UPDATE ~ February 18 2003

Good morning, Kathy!

Good morning, SG!

Good Morning Everyone!

Here's Today' PSA. (Especially for you East Coasties)

Please shovel out your nearby fire hydrants
Every minute counts when there's a fire.

...

Breakfast and Coffee is served.

Time Out: 10:26
KMG-365

PS: My Tag-Line tells you what I believe!

G'morning backatya, bud

.."IS it SAFE?" = HILLARY on Armed Services Committee..

http://www.TheAlamoFILM.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=629

Hmmm...is it time to bring out the Earps to face down the Communist war protesters?

From my FRiend TaRaRaBoomDeYaGoreLostToday (I really wish he'd shorten his name)

Quote of the week from Ross Perot:

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an
accordion."

Good Morning Troops!!

Good Morning Canteen Crew!!

Good morning Troops, families, veterans, Canadian, Israeli, Great Britain, Australian, New Zealand, and Taiwanese allies (and everybody else). Thank you for helping to take such good care of the USA.

Today in Anchorage, Alaska:

Sunrise 8:32am
Sunset 5:56pm

Hi 24F
Lo 12F

Clouds and sun, but NO SNOW!!!

Actual yesterday in Anchorage:

Hi 21F
Lo 14F

State Hi 47F Annette
State Lo -44F Eagle

Duty ~ Honor ~ Country

others from the net;

"Going to war without France is like a Texas barbecue without a croissant," "like going to Marine boot camp without a `Best of Liza Minnelli' album," `like going into the ninth inning without your placekicker," "like planning the Normandy invasion without Yves Saint Laurent," and "I'm sorry, war without whom?"

But wait!!!

I thought you had a little snow last night?

None today?

Sheesh...

Good Morning Ms Kathy

PMS ALERT!!!

Do you know anyone that suffers from PMS?
Do you understand what PMS does to people?
Is there a cure for people who suffer from PMS?

Never Fear! Help Is Here!

Symptons of Those That Suffer From PMS:

1. They naturally feel guilty.
2. Their natural guilt demands that you should pay to make them feel better.
3. It is your fault. Make no mistake about it.

A Deeper Look Into Their Feelings:
1. A belief that there are no such thing as Muslim terrorists.
2. A belief that Israel and America are the two terrorists in the world.
3. A belief that Danny Glover is somehow educated enough to voice an opinion.
4. A belief that Susan Sarandon doesn't sag. (That's what wonderbra's are for)
5. A belief that God is merely useful for their cause.
6. A belief that there are "moderate" Muslims. (Still waiting to see one)
7. A belief that Saddam Hussein is really disarming. (Sure he is!)
8. A belief that America is oppressing the world. (Send back our money)
9. A belief that Yasser Arafat is a "man of peace".
10. A belief that the Holocaust is totally exaggerated.
11. A belief that Mumia is innocent of murdering a white cop.
12. A belief that it's okay to free him anyways.
13. A belief that the CIA is the reason we have problems in the world.
14. A belief that President Bush is worse than Saddam Hussein.
15. A belief that America shouldn't fight wars, but hug a terrorist.
16. A belief that Middle America stands with them.
17. A belief that President Bartlett, played by Martin Sheen, is actually President.
18. A belief that there is no such thing as good versus evil.
19. A belief that all Republicans and conservatives are evil.
20. A belief that Ariel Sharon should be brought up on war crimes.
21. A belief that a tiny country such as Israel is ruining the Middle East.
22. A belief that Israeli's kill Palestinians all the time. (Only terrorists)
23. A belief that Tony Blair is Bush's poodle.
24. A belief that Bill Clinton was the greatest friend Israel ever had.
25. A belief that Israel needs to give up their country and allow their people to die.
26. A belief that Madonna is a good "role model".(Perhaps, a prostitute)
27. A belief that morals, personal convictions, and God get in the way.
28. A belief that prayer is oppressive.
29. A belief that America should pay for abortions for everyone.
30. A belief that Godzilla does exist.
31. A belief that George Clooney isn't self promoting.
32. A belief that everyone looks to Hollywood for all the answers.
33. A belief that Hollywood isn't filled with people paid to pretend to be someone else.
34. A belief that Corporate America is bad, but Hollywood isn't a corporation.
35. A belief that the Tooth Fairy discriminates.
36. A belief that SUV's and Humvees are "weapons of mass destruction".
37. A belief that Anthrax is a band and not a deadly threat.
38. A belief that North Korea doesn't really starve it's people.
39. A belief that North Korea uses nuclear powered reactors for electricity.
40. A belief that George W. Bush is more evil than Satan.
41. A belief that one's skin color is more important than one's abilities.
42. A belief that there are no such things as "last chances".
43. A belief in animal rights.
44. A belief that it's okay to hit cops and horses while protesting.
45. A belief that the CIA shot JR in "Dallas".
46. A belief that Iraqi people love Saddam.
47. A belief that Jesse Jackson truly has "moral authority" to lecture America.
48. A belief that abortion rights is more imporant than American security.
50. A belief that the military gets too much money.
51. A belief that Michael Moore knows a "stupid white man" when he sees it.
52. A belief that Jimmy Carter was a good President.
53. A belief that the rest of America cares what Jimma Carter says.
54. A belief that Bill Clinton's foreign policy "protected" America.
55. A belief that Hillary Clinton is a sex goddess.
56. A belief that Charles Lindbergh never sympathized with the Nazis.
57. A belief that Lyndon B. Johnson's great society is under threat by Bush.
58. A belief that Rush Limbaugh must be stopped.
59. A belief that Ariel Sharon controls President Bush.
60. A belief that the Oslo Peace process was a good thing.
61. A belief that Islam is a religion of peace.
62. A belief that FreeRepublic.com should be shutdown forever.
63. A belief that if you have AIDS, America should pay for it.
64. A belief that America is to blame for someone else's behavior.
65. A belief that rich people should feel bad for being rich.
66. A belief that taxes are a good thing.
67. A belief that government should provide more social programs.
68. A belief that "personal responsibility" is the government's job.
69. A belief that a woman can choose abortion, but not education for her kids.
70. A belief that the boogeyman was actually a Republican.
71. A belief that Abraham Lincoln was the first and only decent Republican.
72. A belief that Palestinians suffer and can be excused for "genocide bombings".
73. A belief that America destroyed the Ozone Layer.
74. A belief that global warming is more important than security.
75. A belief that Ozzy Osborne has a normal family.
76. A belief that America wasn't hated before George W. Bush.
77. A belief that illegal aliens in America should enjoy the same freedoms as citizens.
78. A belief that France and Germany are courageous.
79. A belief that enviromental terrorism is okay.
80. A belief that France is a military power.
81. A belief that Muslims are only bad because Jews exist.
82. A belief that Muslims are more peaceful than Christians in America.
83. A belief that Americans should be ashamed to be American.
84. A belief that patriotism is stupid.
85. A belief that Iraqi's love being tortured, murdered, and beaten.
86. A belief that America is making these stories up.
87. A belief that Afghanistan was just fine with the Taliban.
88. A belief that burning the American flag somehow appeases those who hate us.
89. A belief that communism and socialism are better than democracy.
90. A belief that Spongebob Squarepants is an endangered species and not a cartoon.
91. A belief that President Bush has no conscience.
92. A belief that President Bush's religion is bad.
93. A belief that Osama Bin Laden's religion is good.
94. A belief that September 11th was planned by America.
95. A belief that Bill Clinton helped women.
96. A belief that Monica Lewinsky was lucky to service Bill Clinton.
97. A belief that Chelsea Clinton never got drunk.
98. A belief that the United Nations knows best.
99. A belief that it's okay for the UN to shut out Israel for any committees.
100. A belief that being a Patriotic American makes you downright disgusting.

Well, you now know what to look for. Beware! They are everywhere!
So? When you see a "Peace Marching Sucker", you'll know what to do.

My truck was white, as was the parking lot, but it turned out to only be powdered sugar thin. *sigh*

Good morning (?), Beth!

Good morning (?), MoJo!