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'Long-Lost Treasure' Has A Painful Punch Line
IOL ^ | 2-17-2003

Posted on 02/17/2003 5:25:24 PM PST by blam

'Long-lost treasure' has a painful punch-line

February 17 2003 at 10:16AM

San Francisco - It turns out that one of the American West's enduring mysteries - a tale of 16th century sea-borne explorers and a perplexing brass plaque - was a 1930s joke-gone-wrong sprung on an influential University of California professor by a group of friends.

Historians believed the hoax for decades, but tests in the late 1970s proved that the small brass plate with old English inscriptions was not in fact the one left by Sir Francis Drake when he sheltered just north of San Francisco in 1579.

One puzzle remained: just which 20th century pranksters planted the instant-antique in rural Marin County, and then stood aside as Professor Herbert Bolton rushed to tell the world of what he hailed as "one of the world's long-lost treasures".

After 11 years of investigation, a team of Drake enthusiasts says it has unraveled the mystery.

The perfect Achilles heel for five plotters intent on hoodwinking the eminent scholar The answer, to be published on Tuesday in California History magazine, implicates five of Bolton's acquaintances in a plot spearheaded by a friend, a fellow member of E Clampus Vitus - a society of irreverent intellectuals known to mix their drinks with their history.

"There's no evidence that they intended to create a hoax that would last," said Ed Von der Porten, the article's lead author. "The evidence is clear that they intended it as a private joke."

What they got was a practical joke that fast lost its humour, a controlled experiment that got way out of control.

It apparently began with the desire to believe in something too good to be true.

Historical records showed that the English explorer and privateer left a brass plate on the California coast, about 48 kilometres north of San Francisco near Point Reyes.

'At that point, of course, it was too awkward to confess' For years, Bolton beseeched his students: if you ever hear such a plaque exists, find it, bring it to me.

It was the perfect Achilles heel for five plotters intent on hoodwinking the eminent scholar.

Von der Porten, a maritime historian and president of the Drake Navigators Guild, won't reveal all the details - he and his fellow researchers plan to tell all Tuesday. But the sketch explanation he gave in an interview on Saturday went like this:

G. Ezra Dane, a San Francisco lawyer and leader in the revival of the Gold Rush-era E Clampus Vitus fraternity, knew of Bolton's fascination with the brass plate.

He and four co-conspirators decided to simplify Bolton's search - and get a laugh to boot - by manufacturing the plate and slyly setting him up by having someone "discover" it.

"It's pretty obvious to us that they intended it to stay within their control," Von der Porten said. "Spring the surprise on him, and, 'Ho ho ho, we'll all have a drink over it'."

That never happened.

Sometime after the pranksters planted the plate in Marin County in the 1930s, a chauffeur waiting for his quail-hunting boss picked it up. Weeks later he tossed it into a meadow near San Quentin State Prison, east across the coastal mountains from Drake's landfall.

There, in 1936, a shop clerk named Beryle Shinn got a flat tire and, as he waited for assistance, hiked around for a good view - only to find the discarded plate.

Bolton's quest was well enough known that Shinn's friend told him to take it to the professor, who quickly accepted it as genuine.

Problem was, the plotters had no idea Bolton, a distinguished historian at the University's flagship Berkeley campus, possessed the plate.

By April 1937, he was hailing the find in print and at a meeting of the California Historical Society.

The plotters made veiled attempts to warn Bolton, and even produced a fake second plate. But Bolton dismissed all attempts to rectify the wrong as good-natured jabs from friends.

"At that point, of course, it was too awkward to confess," Von der Porten said. "They were in a position that you don't envy."

All the men are now dead. Save a few scattered hints pieced together by the researchers, they took their conspiracy to the grave.

Bolton, who died in 1953, remained blissfully ignorant of the hoax. It wasn't until 1977, when the 400th anniversary of Drake's landing renewed interest in the artifact, that test after metallurgical test showed the brass was rolled and engraved in the 20th century.

"Every one of us is vulnerable to something like this," Kevin Starr, the state librarian, told the San Francisco Chronicle. "Professor Bolton believed it because he wanted to believe. But it does not detract from his work." - Sapa-AP


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1 posted on 02/17/2003 5:25:24 PM PST by blam
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To: blam
Kipling was there ahead of them:

"Dayspring Mishandled"

A Kipling practical joke story with a twist.

2 posted on 02/17/2003 5:28:45 PM PST by AnAmericanMother ( . . . the boy was GOOD!)
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To: blam; clamper1797
Pingety!
3 posted on 02/17/2003 5:33:20 PM PST by strela (Magog Brothers Atlantis Carpet Reclaimers)
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To: strela
Sounds exactly like something we would do .... Ezra Dane, Carl Wheat, and Ephraim Bee were most likely involved in this joke. I am forwarding the article to the present Noble Grand Humbug (and good friend) of Yerba Buena 1 which is the San Francisco chapter.
4 posted on 02/17/2003 5:53:25 PM PST by clamper1797 (Credo Quia Absurdum)
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To: clamper1797
Sounds exactly like something we would do .... Ezra Dane, Carl Wheat, and Ephraim Bee were most likely involved in this joke.

There is no such thing as bad press. Brilliant, simply brilliant - ranks right up there with Piltdown Man!

5 posted on 02/17/2003 5:59:47 PM PST by strela (Magog Brothers Atlantis Carpet Reclaimers)
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To: clamper1797
I believe it was Bolton who still sloshed to the gills and dressed in Tuxedo (I belive it had something to do with the Stanford-Cal football game) would take a famous geographer's course, and the geographer would take his. For an hour they would extemporize to the glee of students who awaited the annual event and packed the lecture hall.
6 posted on 02/17/2003 7:30:43 PM PST by gaspar
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To: blam
Twenty-seven years ago a friend of mine told me a story of how he and four others made the famous Drake plaque... and it conforms with this story. He told me that they included certain things in the writing on the plaque that should have given it away including the use of a word that was not coined until 50 years after Drake's voyage.
7 posted on 02/17/2003 10:05:01 PM PST by Swordmaker (Tagline Extermination Services, franchises available, small investment, big profit)
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To: Swordmaker
Is your friend a member of E Clampus Vitus ???
8 posted on 02/18/2003 9:01:39 AM PST by clamper1797 (Credo Quia Absurdum)
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To: clamper1797
Yes, he was. He died several years ago.
9 posted on 02/18/2003 6:20:51 PM PST by Swordmaker (Tagline Extermination Services, franchises available, small investment, big profit)
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To: Swordmaker
If he died in the last few years and he was out of one of the Bay Area chapters ... I probably knew him
10 posted on 02/19/2003 6:10:29 AM PST by clamper1797 (Credo Quia Absurdum)
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Note: this topic is dated 2/17/2003.

Blast from the Past.

Just adding to the catalog, not sending a general distribution.

Thanks blam.

To all -- please ping me to other topics which are appropriate for the GGG list.


11 posted on 03/09/2013 5:57:20 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Romney would have been worse, if you're a dumb ass.)
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