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My little attempt at parody. Except for Dan Rather, all of these quotes are genuine, from the 2000 Presidential recount fiasco. Can anybody come up with any more?
1 posted on 02/13/2003 10:22:10 AM PST by Sloth
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That was FANTASTIC! Kudos. Great work. Really exposes the hypocrites!!!!
27 posted on 02/13/2003 5:33:49 PM PST by NYC Republican
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Oh man, that is funny!

Really nice work, Sloth.
The Rather stuff is killing me.
29 posted on 02/13/2003 8:11:38 PM PST by conservativemusician (computer illiteracy is me, but I can play the hell out of a strat)
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This little action, is one reason the founding fathers had the senate as a body representing the interests of the STATE, not the interest of the people. That body of course is the House of REPRESENTATIVIVES, which is NOT opposing the nomination. It makes one wonder why the senate, excuse me that probably should read a small minority of the senate, chooses to do so when 435 of their brethren have already made the choice for the people.

Why? one reason of course is that they can, and partly because the people in 1913 were led to believe that the 17th amendment was in their benefit. So now we have popularly elected people who wish to call themselves senator, who aren't worth what they are paid, and we have created in my opinion, the most powerfull and dangerous body of men and women in the history of this country, who are capable and willing to contol the three branches of govenment from their lofty perches in the body of fools and traitors known formerly as the us senate.

Sign me: Had it with the senate, repeal the seventeenth amendment and lets try it the way the founders intended. Although in todays world that may still be just as risky because of political party attitude that seems to prevail, that party power is what it is all about, not what is good for the country.
31 posted on 02/14/2003 5:18:34 AM PST by wita
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Shameless autobump
34 posted on 02/14/2003 8:38:59 AM PST by Sloth (I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!)
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LOL Nice job.
35 posted on 02/14/2003 12:27:34 PM PST by RAT Patrol
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How about a better picture of the old man.

36 posted on 02/14/2003 12:31:56 PM PST by bert
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Ialso have a more serious post, germane to the topic......

What if Frist called all the Republicans to the chamber and moved the question. Would all the Republicans Vote?

If the vote carried, consent would be given.

It would then be up to the Rats to sue and have the SCOTUS determine wich is more valid...a bonefide vote or a rule that in effect prevents voting.

37 posted on 02/14/2003 12:37:34 PM PST by bert
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My little attempt at parody.

OUTSTANDING!

39 posted on 02/14/2003 1:39:33 PM PST by Remedy
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ROFL !! Funny stuff, my FRiend!

Check out the link of Rush and the Hispanic lady that called him in post #40.

I only wish the 'RATS weren't pulling this re: Estrada. Now THAT's not funny...

42 posted on 02/14/2003 2:44:27 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (Bu-bye SADdam. You're soon to meet your buddy Stalin in Hades.)
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This reminds me of the emperor has no clothes. By the time this is over, the dems won't be left with a thread to cover their nakedness.

The hypocrisy is stifling.
44 posted on 02/14/2003 2:51:18 PM PST by swheats
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Great Work and Better point.
49 posted on 02/14/2003 3:48:16 PM PST by CyberCowboy777 (Extremism in the Pursuit of Liberty is no Vice!)
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Clever and really makes the point :-)

Thanks for the smile!

50 posted on 02/14/2003 3:55:46 PM PST by Tamzee (There are 10 types of people... those who read binary, and those who don't.)
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I love it...bump!
51 posted on 02/14/2003 4:08:40 PM PST by Capitalism2003
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You left out that now-famous Daschle quote, "Who does he think he is? Send that wetback back across the Rio Grande."
52 posted on 02/14/2003 4:24:45 PM PST by gitmo ("The course of this conflict is not known, yet its outcome is certain." GWB)
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Well I'll be damm.
53 posted on 02/14/2003 4:35:01 PM PST by solo gringo
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LOL Good one!
57 posted on 02/14/2003 6:13:01 PM PST by Ditter
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Superb creative parody, Sloth, magnificent! Your parody really hits the bulleye of truth.
58 posted on 02/14/2003 6:20:21 PM PST by harpo11 (The United Nations is NOT united with America)
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I again called Frist's office to demand the Democrats pay the tab:

Senator Frist 202-224-3344

59 posted on 02/14/2003 6:23:24 PM PST by PhilDragoo (Hitlery, das Butch von Buchenvald)
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Excellant job......You should send this to someone who will give it national attention. Particularly since the quotes are genuine....

ROFLOL! Point well made with humor!

Anyone got any ideas where to send it or connections?
60 posted on 02/14/2003 6:53:11 PM PST by hoosiermama
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EXCELLENT!!!!!!
61 posted on 02/14/2003 7:01:38 PM PST by Brad’s Gramma (See Grampa Dave's Tag Line)
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