If the UN moves to Brussels, how should the US use its empty buildings?

2/13/2003 | syriacus

[syriacus]

I was thinking Brussels might make a good home for the UN.

The US could remodel its UN buildings as Museums of Modern History. (MOMH)

Dioramas about wars, genocides, dictators and heroic leaders would find plenty of room there.

It would be somewhat like the Smithsonian, but perhaps show more about Pol Pot, Hitler, Stalin, Mao and their collaborators.

What do you think the buildings should be used for? If we can think of a positive use for its current buildings, maybe the UN will be more likely to call the moving men.

[Puddleglum]

Big old paintball warehouse, and as a big old haunted house around Halloween.

[11B3]

Mount a bunch of retractable diving boards on the roof, and catch basins on the ground that lead to wood chippers. Then lure the left into taking tours of the place - ending on the roof. Lock the door leaving them on the roof, and start it on fire, giving them the option of jumping or being burned to death.

This will give them a good taste of 9-11.

[.45MAN]

could be used as a Hospital and Jail for the Criminally Insane

It's a Half Way house for them now....