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American invaders 'will be eaten like rabbits' (EXCUSE ME? ALERT)
The Times ^ | February 5, 2003 | Janine di Giovanni

Posted on 02/04/2003 3:22:03 PM PST by MadIvan


Quick march: volunteers of the Jerusalem Army, an Iraqi civilian defence unit, at yesterday's parade in Mosul. They had all been given the day off work

AS THE morning chill rose from the River Tigris in Iraq’s most ethnically mixed city, the units began assembling, pulling on white gloves and proudly adjusting military tunics.

Their ranks included grandfathers in ancient helmets, housewives trained to use machineguns, Beduin tribesmen, adolescent cadets marching behind their fathers, Kurds, Assyrian Christians and Sunni Muslims. Everyone got the day off work. All said they were marching in support of President Saddam Hussein and to challenge America and Britain.

“This is a shroud for Tony Blair!” said Ramadhan Pito Khanu, the Kurdish leader, as he thrust his white-gloved hand — his gloves were a pair of white socks — in the air.

The al-Quds Army — the Jerusalem Army — is a civilian defence unit set up by Saddam in the spring of 2001 to liberate Jerusalem from Israeli rule and, more immediately, to show solidarity with the Palestinian intifada. Since then it has attracted a third of the Iraqi population.

The army’s core is a paramilitary unit whose aim is to march to Jerusalem, but for now its rank and file are intent on defending Iraq. Yesterday was its first grand show of force. They were marching to commemorate the 12th anniversary since the last Gulf War; now they are focusing on the next one.

“When the Americans come, we will eat them like rabbits,” said Muntaha abdel abi-Habi, 45, a Ministry of Justice clerk who has undergone two eight-week military training sessions. Mrs abi-Habi came with her proud son, Muhammad, 13. He has undergone basic training; his mother knows how to fire a mortar.

By 10am tens of thousands were marching up the hill from Celebration Square towards Mosul’s old city walls. The units were divided by their work and their region. They marched in strict formation, knees high and right arms swinging. Some had elaborate outfits. The Kurds wore traditional shalushabets tied with colourful cummerbunds. The doctors wore smart uniforms with white scarves.

The factory workers wore dusty boiler suits.

A line of camouflaged technicians with mounted anti-aircraft weapons brought up the rear, but the highlight was a dozen shaheeds — suicide bombers — dressed in white shrouds. They had fake Semtex strapped to their chests and carried fake sticks of dynamite and grenades. They chanted and carried a banner proclaiming: “We are ready for martyrdom.”

Some of the warriors looked more enthusiastic than others, but all had photographs of Saddam pinned to their chests and many complained that Israel and oil were America’s chief reasons for wanting war.

The most vocal were the women, who marched in khakis with platform shoes, or in long black tops and skirts with headscarves. One unit was led by a tiny woman in combat gear wielding a sword.

An estimated quarter of Iraq’s women are volunteer fighters. They are trained to strip down a rifle and to throw a grenade. They have also learnt how to skin and disembowel a rabbit. It was a skill, one woman said, that would come in handy if she ran into any American soldiers.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Extended News; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; US: District of Columbia; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: blair; bunnies; bush; homeguard; iraq; saddam; tasteslikechicken; uk; usa
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To: duckman
Well said. Hare, Hare.
21 posted on 02/04/2003 3:44:52 PM PST by spitz
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To: MadIvan
“When the Americans come, we will eat them like rabbits,”

Who the hell do they think we are ???? a bunch of Jimmuh Carters ???

22 posted on 02/04/2003 3:45:10 PM PST by Centurion2000 (The question is not whether you're paranoid, but whether you're paranoid enough.)
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To: Nick Danger
Ha! You beat me to it! As a refugee from the 70's, I still remember the "killer rabbit."
23 posted on 02/04/2003 3:46:34 PM PST by Miss Marple
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To: MadIvan
“When the Americans come, we will eat them like rabbits,” said Muntaha abdel abi-Habi, 45, a Ministry of Justice clerk who has undergone two eight-week military training sessions.

What are they going to do, nibble our bums?

24 posted on 02/04/2003 3:47:05 PM PST by RansomOttawa (tm)
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To: Dog Gone
Rabbit/Ribbit

Do I see the hand of the French at work here?
25 posted on 02/04/2003 3:47:37 PM PST by spitz
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To: MadIvan
Fred Karno's army.
26 posted on 02/04/2003 3:47:42 PM PST by tet68
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To: MadIvan

Oh yeah? Come get me you doity taboulah heads!

27 posted on 02/04/2003 3:48:15 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Someone left the cake out in the rain I dont think that I can take it coz it took so long to bake it)
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To: VRWCmember
Of course you know it's Duck Season!!!
28 posted on 02/04/2003 3:49:52 PM PST by xp38
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To: xp38

Ah hate that rabbit!

29 posted on 02/04/2003 3:52:25 PM PST by VRWCmember
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To: montag813
The "Dreaded Rabbit of Bristol".
30 posted on 02/04/2003 3:53:33 PM PST by dljordan
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To: MadIvan
A lapine/cuniculus moment. So, Saddam is into rabbit husbandry.
31 posted on 02/04/2003 3:54:56 PM PST by Consort
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To: MadIvan
This is so unbelievably pathetic, it's got to be parody. Please tell me we're not really going to be threatened by absurdly brainwashed fools such as these??
32 posted on 02/04/2003 3:55:35 PM PST by misanthrope
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To: VRWCmember
Love it!
That was my first thought when I saw the article!
33 posted on 02/04/2003 3:56:25 PM PST by NEWwoman
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To: MadIvan
At least they have been issued the dual-function white sash/flag of surrender so they'll have something to wave in the air after the first 6 hours of the ground campaign.

Hat-Trick

34 posted on 02/04/2003 3:56:48 PM PST by Hat-Trick (He shoots............HE SCOOOOOOORES)
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To: MadIvan
American invaders 'will be eaten like rabbits'

"Of course you realize, this means war!"


35 posted on 02/04/2003 3:56:57 PM PST by Ichneumon
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To: MadIvan
"American invaders 'will be eaten like rabbits'"

Hmmm............plenty of things we do "like rabbits", but "being eaten" isn't among them. :)

These sand surfers just kill me. Do they have any idea how much we just laugh at their pathetic attempts at insult? Saddam's never been in a fighter pilot bar, I can tell you that.......:)

36 posted on 02/04/2003 3:57:21 PM PST by RightOnline
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To: misanthrope
The lads won't actually be threatened, but these fools are probably going to try. Until they realise that our lads are coming in with real guns.

Regards, Ivan

37 posted on 02/04/2003 3:57:27 PM PST by MadIvan
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To: MadIvan
Eaten like rabbits?? Maybe a heritage of cannibalism is coming out here :)).

They are trained to strip down a rifle and to throw a grenade

That sounds fearsome. Confronted by a gang of loons who sits down, strip their rifles and throw grenades in the air...

38 posted on 02/04/2003 3:58:51 PM PST by Cachelot (~ In waters near you ~)
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To: Happygal
"To liberate these women from having to endure such serious crimes of fashion! ;-)"

ROFL!!!!!!

"The horror..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

39 posted on 02/04/2003 3:58:54 PM PST by RightOnline
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To: MadIvan
[Caption to picture above, as it should have read]

"Quick march: volunteers of the cannon fodd......umm.......Jerusalem Army, an Iraqi civilian defence unit, at yesterday's rehearsal in Mosul. They had all been given the day off work and spent the day running like all living hell in anticipation of an impending American invasion. "We are taught to lean forward to minimize the target area on our pathetic, easily-sacrificed bodies and hope that our Islamic asses absorb the American Imperialist rounds effectively.""

40 posted on 02/04/2003 4:03:58 PM PST by RightOnline
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