American invaders 'will be eaten like rabbits' (EXCUSE ME? ALERT)

The Times ^ | February 5, 2003 | Janine di Giovanni

[spitz]

Well said. Hare, Hare.

[Centurion2000]

“When the Americans come, we will eat them like rabbits,”

Who the hell do they think we are ???? a bunch of Jimmuh Carters ???

[Miss Marple]

Ha! You beat me to it! As a refugee from the 70's, I still remember the "killer rabbit."

[RansomOttawa]

“When the Americans come, we will eat them like rabbits,” said Muntaha abdel abi-Habi, 45, a Ministry of Justice clerk who has undergone two eight-week military training sessions.

What are they going to do, nibble our bums?

[spitz]

Rabbit/Ribbit

Do I see the hand of the French at work here?

[tet68]

Fred Karno's army.

[Revolting cat!]

Oh yeah? Come get me you doity taboulah heads!

[xp38]

Of course you know it's Duck Season!!!

[VRWCmember]

Ah hate that rabbit!

[dljordan]

The "Dreaded Rabbit of Bristol".

[Consort]

A lapine/cuniculus moment. So, Saddam is into rabbit husbandry.

[misanthrope]

This is so unbelievably pathetic, it's got to be parody. Please tell me we're not really going to be threatened by absurdly brainwashed fools such as these??

[NEWwoman]

Love it!
That was my first thought when I saw the article!

[Hat-Trick]

At least they have been issued the dual-function white sash/flag of surrender so they'll have something to wave in the air after the first 6 hours of the ground campaign.

Hat-Trick

[Ichneumon]

American invaders 'will be eaten like rabbits'

"Of course you realize, this means war!"

[RightOnline]

"American invaders 'will be eaten like rabbits'"

Hmmm............plenty of things we do "like rabbits", but "being eaten" isn't among them. :)

These sand surfers just kill me. Do they have any idea how much we just laugh at their pathetic attempts at insult? Saddam's never been in a fighter pilot bar, I can tell you that.......:)

[MadIvan]

The lads won't actually be threatened, but these fools are probably going to try. Until they realise that our lads are coming in with real guns.

Regards, Ivan

[Cachelot]

Eaten like rabbits?? Maybe a heritage of cannibalism is coming out here :)).

They are trained to strip down a rifle and to throw a grenade

That sounds fearsome. Confronted by a gang of loons who sits down, strip their rifles and throw grenades in the air...

[RightOnline]

"To liberate these women from having to endure such serious crimes of fashion! ;-)"

ROFL!!!!!!

"The horror..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[RightOnline]

[Caption to picture above, as it should have read]

"Quick march: volunteers of the cannon fodd......umm.......Jerusalem Army, an Iraqi civilian defence unit, at yesterday's rehearsal in Mosul. They had all been given the day off work and spent the day running like all living hell in anticipation of an impending American invasion. "We are taught to lean forward to minimize the target area on our pathetic, easily-sacrificed bodies and hope that our Islamic asses absorb the American Imperialist rounds effectively.""