Black XIV: "Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!"

Oi !!! I go from one goof, to another! I really know how to step in it, don't I ?

Do you know what the two shortest books in the library are?
The Norwegian book of Knowledge, and the Irish book of Etiquette!

701 posted on 02/08/2003 6:54:52 AM PST by FBD (Oofta! Just say NO to Lutefisk!)

To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat; BOBTHENAILER; Taxman; jla; GunsareOK; Pippin; ironman; Dukie; ...

"The Ballads of Mudboy Slim!!"

Once upon a time, there was a magical Kingdom, where a God-fearing, industrious people flourished, enjoying their Lives, their Liberty, and their Pursuit of Happiness. These good people were empowered by their trust in a Government of Constitutionally-limited powers, the inherent goodness of their Democratically-chosen Leaders, and their belief that Justice and the Rule of Law ultimately triumphs over all. This Great Kingdom, led by the patriot Reagan, fought the Great Crusade against the evil, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and were Victorious, inspiring other Peoples--longing for FReedom--to look upon the Kingdom as a Shining City on the Hill!

Until one day, a devious cabal of power-hungry men and womyn infiltrated the Kingdom, casting a wicked spell of Fear, Cynicism, and Doubt that steadily enslaved ever-increasing numbers of these good people in the shackles of Dependency and Entitlement. And the power of these despoilers of freedom--who called themselves Lib'rals--grew immense, as they wrested control of the Halls of Enlightenment, the Chroniclers of Information, the Ministry of Culture, and the gargantuan Bureaucracy of Regulators. As the Great Reagan and his many strong Knights returned from vanquishing the despots of the Red Fiefdom, they wearily attempted to resist this Vast, Left-Wing Conspiracy and the sinister tide of Pessimism that had permeated the Soul of their once-great Kingdom. However, Reagan had grown weak and ill from his heroic efforts, and the defenders of Liberty--who called themselves Conservatives--found themselves without a strong leader, and temporarily without direction. And the Sheeple were spell-bound and silent...

Into this breach strode the vile, boorish ruler, Slick Willie, a charlatan without a soul, devoid of character, and driven only by a shameless Lust for Power (and for young harlots to whom he was not betrothed). The Lib'rals hailed his tyrannical reign and excused his TREASONOUS crimes, as this self-styled "Effete Elite" secretly despised the Kingdom's granting of FReedom and Liberty to the peasant folk, for it empowered their subjects and undercut the Lib'rals' claim on Power. The corrupt Slick Willie--who came to be known as Billzabubba--sought to further the enslavement of the once-strong Sheeple by secretly colluding with the despots of a new, totalitarian Red Fiefdom accross the Sea, and conspired to increase his countrymen's dependence on the Omnipotent Diety of Guv'ment. Still, the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent...

Until, gloriously, a wise man of Noble, yet Humble, descent--who came to be known as the Maja Rushi--arose from the masses, and spread accross the Kingdom his message of The Way Things Ought To Be. An heir to the optimism of Reagan, the Maja Rushi inspired millions to awake from their Mellow Apathy and strike out against the tyrannical rule of the Lib'rals and the reign of the evil Billzabubba. Still, most of the Sheeple remained spell-bound and largely silent...

Finally, a young balladeer--who came to be known as Mudboy Slim--joined the Great Crusade against Slick Willie! This young Patriot combined the optimism of Reagan with the wisdom of the Maja Rushi. Mudboy vocalized many great folk songs that enlivened the Masses, causing the corrupt, Lib'ral spell to be broken and Billzabubba and his Lib'ral apologists to be vanquished from Power!!

Thus, there dawned a great new Libertarian Era of ever-shrinking governmental authority and an ever-expanding emphasis on Individual Liberty and Personal Responsibility. Herein are compiled but a few of those songs that have been passed down through the Ages, The Ballads of Mudboy Slim...

MUD

1 Posted on 07/27/1999 22:20:57 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Slick's Goin' DOWN...MUD

702 posted on 02/08/2003 6:58:22 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (William Jefferson Clinton Lives to RAPE Women and Mass-Murder Children...MUD)

To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat; Happygal; goldilucky

I'm easily offended by those who are easily-offended...MUD

703 posted on 02/08/2003 6:59:34 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (William Jefferson Clinton Lives to RAPE Women and Mass-Murder Children...MUD)

Hey Sultan,

RE: FReeper NASCAR Fantasy League!

That sounds fun. Count me in.

704 posted on 02/08/2003 7:00:22 AM PST by FBD (Oofta! Just say NO to Lutefisk!)

To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat

Do you know what the two shortest books in the library are? The Norwegian book of Knowledge, and the Irish book of Etiquette!

*L*..AND I thought it was the Hillary Clinton book of dignity! ;-)

705 posted on 02/08/2003 7:04:12 AM PST by Happygal

Interesting..."A List of What FReepers Do Fer a Living!!"

We've got some talented FReepers amongst US...MUD

706 posted on 02/08/2003 7:05:07 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (William Jefferson Clinton Lives to RAPE Women and Mass-Murder Children...MUD)

To: IronJack; All

Hmmmmm..."Where'd YOU git yer Screen Name?!"

Good question...MUD

707 posted on 02/08/2003 7:07:41 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (William Jefferson Clinton LOVES to RAPE Women and Mass-Murder Children...MUD)

To: IronJack; All

Hmmmmm..."Where'd YOU git yer Screen Name?!"

Good question...MUD

708 posted on 02/08/2003 7:08:00 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (William Jefferson Clinton LOVES to RAPE Women and Mass-Murder Children...MUD)

I'm a real honky, but I lived in Japan for a long time.

"Gaijin" is Japanese for "foreigner" (literally, "outside person")

2 Posted on 09/22/1999 10:56:53 PDT by gaijin

709 posted on 02/08/2003 7:09:30 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Where are the Famous FReepersOfYore?!!...MUD)

To: Alas Babylon!

I believe in Christ. In the Bible, Revelation chapter 18, John is shown the end of Babylon the great city/nation of wealth, trade, and comfort. I think this is the United States. I know some would disagree, saying the Great Babylon is Rome, or a new Rome of European nations, but in my mind Europe and the US are one in the same, via NATO and yes, the boogeyman, the New World Order.

Also, Pat Frank's great book, Alas, Babylon!, about a nuclear war and some folks in Florida's fight to survive, using true conservative values, is one of my favorite stories!

9 Posted on 09/22/1999 11:03:24 PDT by Alas Babylon!

710 posted on 02/08/2003 7:10:49 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Where are the Famous FReepersOfYore?!!...MUD)

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

"It's gonna happen"...MUD

Mud, You are so much more informed about klintoon's crimes than me. I apologize for trying to school you about the "boy's on the tracks", the other day...

When you have the time, I'd like to get the scenario from you on how Klintoon is going to be brought to justice.

As I've said before, I'm skeptical it's ever gonna happen.

711 posted on 02/08/2003 7:11:52 AM PST by FBD (Oofta! Just say NO to Lutefisk!)

"I'm 6 ft and 239,spent 25 yrs lifting car engines and transmissions, my name is Dennis but the neighborhood kids call me HeavyD because I'm always lecturing them on how to be decent human beings.

10 Posted on 09/22/1999 11:03:34 PDT by HEAVYD

HeavyD is FReepin' with the Lord now, but he was always one of my favorites back in the day...MUD

712 posted on 02/08/2003 7:12:57 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Where are the Famous FReepersOfYore?!!...MUD)

713 posted on 02/08/2003 7:14:36 AM PST by FBD (Oofta! Just say NO to Lutefisk!)

Hmmmmm..."Where'd YOU git yer Screen Name?!"

That looks like an interesting thread. I bookmarked it.
I'll have to check it out, did you post on it?

714 posted on 02/08/2003 7:20:33 AM PST by FBD (Oofta! Just say NO to Lutefisk!)

To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat; M. Thatcher; holdonnow

"I apologize for trying to school you about the "boy's on the tracks", the other day..."

No problema, mi amigo, I always like hearing what other folks know 'cuz I can often learn or teach about something more...no apologies necessary.

"When you have the time, I'd like to get the scenario from you on how Klintoon is going to be brought to justice."

In a nutshell, Clinton's Corruption is INDEFENSIBLE on every level...the only way he's made it this far is 'cuz folks seem scair't to bring up the issue. However, Slick Willie's TREASON is the 800-pound gorilla in the middle of American politics and that gorilla ain't going away until Americans muster the gumption to PUT SLICK AWAY, once and for all!! Once the issue is put on the forefront--the Summer of '03 is most likely, IMHO--every House member will have to decide if they believe POTUS's are AboveTheLaw and will be forced to make a stand with a historic "YEA" or NAY" vote regarding RE-Impeachment. Then, with GOP control of the Senate, a REAL Senate Impeachment Trial will be conducted in front of the American Sheeple and ALL the evidence of Abuse of Power, Campaign Finance Felonies, Mass-Murder at Waco and Kosovo, everything but the kitchen sink will be played out infront of the world!! Then, the Senators will have to make the biggest vote of their political careers and those who vote to allow Clinton to remain unpunished after breaking literally hundreds of laws will be forever stained as SupportorsOfCorruption and hounded out of pyublic life forever!!

Then, the Judiciary proceedings will occur in a Virginia court and we will go after Slick Willie with everything we can muster!! If that is not successful, we've got 50 State courts to go through until we find the one able to put Bill Clinton in Prison for the rest of his days on this planet!!

No doubt in my mind this is gonna happen...MUD

715 posted on 02/08/2003 7:25:56 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Where are the Famous FReepersOfYore?!!...MUD)

To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat

"...did you post on it?"

I can't remember...I'll haveta look through it and see...MUD

716 posted on 02/08/2003 7:27:13 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Where are the Famous FReepersOfYore?!!...MUD)

"I'm easily offended by those who are easily-offended...MUD "

That remark offends me. Your apologies, please.

Speaking of apologies, did I ever apologise to you for my ancestors comin' down in their long boats and plunderin' and pillagin yer ancestor's fine little country?

If not, I apologise. Would you like reparations, sir?

717 posted on 02/08/2003 7:29:04 AM PST by FBD (Oofta! Just say NO to Lutefisk!)

To: Formerly Brainwashed Democrat

Actually, my ancestors also plundered and pillaged my other ancestors' fine little country, so I've already paid reparations to myself...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

718 posted on 02/08/2003 7:32:10 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Heck yeah, I'm a Half-Breed...What'cha Gonna Do About It?!)

"Then, the Judiciary proceedings will occur in a Virginia court"

Ok, I can see Virgina going after him. But, are you saying that the SENATE would have to retry him. This is the same Senate that with Chester Lott in control .......well, you know..

Aren't there other avenues he could be brought to justice besides reimpeachment? I mean the whole idea is to get him on trial. I can't see Ashcroft investigating him, do you?

719 posted on 02/08/2003 7:39:52 AM PST by FBD (Oofta! Just say NO to Lutefisk!)

FBD: reading POST#715 again.

OK, maybe I am being a little thick-headed here.

I don't have any legal expertise at all, so here's what I think I understand: any crimes committed by a President no longer in office would have to be first brought up on Federal charges, and then the House re-impeaching, and then the Senate would have to retry again? That's the only way?

720 posted on 02/08/2003 8:03:13 AM PST by FBD (Oofta! Just say NO to Lutefisk!)

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