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Caption This: Bubba Speaks
AP via Yahoo ^ | Jan 18 2003 | Chris Brandis

Posted on 01/19/2003 2:13:47 AM PST by weegee

"I'm sorry folks! I must confess that when I accepted this invitation, I thought that it was to a strip joint named Scandals..."


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Former U.S. president Bill Clinton delivers the feature address during a dinner, which the government of St. Lucia hosted for him at Sandals hotel, in Gros Islet, St. Lucia, late Saturday, Jan. 18, 2003. (AP Photo/Chris Brandis)

1 posted on 01/19/2003 2:13:47 AM PST by weegee
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To: weegee
"I must tell ya'll I like sandals...so long as the intern isn't wearing anything else"

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2 posted on 01/19/2003 2:14:56 AM PST by MadIvan
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3 posted on 01/19/2003 2:15:48 AM PST by Support Free Republic (Your support keeps Free Republic going strong!)
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To: weegee
"I'm disappointed. I haven't been laid yet, therefore I am not waving my speaking fee."
4 posted on 01/19/2003 2:19:25 AM PST by Types_with_Fist
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To: weegee
Remind me to avoid St. Lucia in the future.
5 posted on 01/19/2003 5:35:20 AM PST by hgro
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To: weegee
"...Therefore, I here open this strip club and wish it the best of futures."
6 posted on 01/19/2003 5:37:34 AM PST by Vision
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To: weegee

7 posted on 01/19/2003 8:15:23 AM PST by Slyfox (Get your show prep here)
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To: weegee
"Good evening, Nicaraguans. So happy to be here with you tonight. I love this country. Reagan and Ollie North were wrong backing the Contras. At heart I'm a Sandalista and will always be a Sandalista......oops, sorry folks, Nicaragua was my last stop, getting a little jet lag here......"

Leni

8 posted on 01/19/2003 8:25:30 AM PST by MinuteGal
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To: weegee

I'd like to thank all 5 people for showing up tonight.

9 posted on 01/19/2003 8:26:57 AM PST by VRWC For Truth
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To: VRWC For Truth
I'd like to thank all 5 people for showing up tonight.....and especially for the one that is still awake...
10 posted on 01/19/2003 8:37:20 AM PST by exmoor
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To: weegee
Ahhh!, thank you for inviting me to Scandals. I feel so much at home.


11 posted on 01/19/2003 9:00:19 AM PST by jws3sticks ((Hillary can take a long walk on a short pier, too!))
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To: weegee
"That Lucia was a real hottie. Bet I can guess why she got to be a saint (a-uhh, a-uhh)"

That last part is his dumb*ss laugh in case you're wondering. Wasn't sure how to spell it. LOL!


12 posted on 01/19/2003 9:53:01 AM PST by sweetliberty (RATS out!)
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To: weegee
"I want to thank the Joint Chiefs of Staff of the Peoples' Republic of China for their generous support of my $200,000 speaker's fee tonight, the 300th time they have honored me with such financial support since leaving office..."
13 posted on 01/19/2003 10:51:44 AM PST by friendly
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To: weegee
Clinton: "Sandals is fine, but I prefer the bimbos at Hedo."
14 posted on 01/19/2003 11:32:32 AM PST by Man of the Right
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To: weegee
"And afer taking aPresidential Pole, we'll all go to the resort 'Hedonism' for a wet down.."
15 posted on 01/19/2003 11:59:09 AM PST by Darksheare (This tagline has been deleted by the Americans for Social Septicemia, "I got burning, in my soul!")
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To: weegee
"I speak, therefore I lie."
16 posted on 01/19/2003 12:03:44 PM PST by guitfiddlist
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This just in! A transcript of highlights from impeached president Clinton's speech:

"I...I...I...me...me...my..."

"Mistakes were made and the American people are truly sorry..."

"We wouldn't be in this war if the elected president were sitting in the office..."

"Who's wants to play Presidents and Interns?"

Note, this would appear to be the same speech that he gives in every country he visits.

17 posted on 01/19/2003 12:49:32 PM PST by weegee
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To: weegee; MadIvan; Types_with_Fist; hgro; Vision; Slyfox; MinuteGal; VRWC For Truth; exmoor; ...

Thank you for that wonderful--and I must say, well deserved--introduction.

First of all, I want to thank you all for inviting me here to your lovely country of . . . of, uh . . . (takes quick glance backward) . . . St. Lucia! I have often said to Hillary, "You know, I would really like to get out to St. Lucia some day. I hear it's a lovely country." Well, guess what? Here I am! Huh-huh-huh! . . . (silence) . . . Ahem.

By the way, Hillary couldn't be here tonight. She's back home de-lousing her pantsuit.

Getting back to what I was saying. . . . I have to tell you that your hospitality has been outstanding! The bikini fashion show, the hot tub, the valet (what was her name?) . . . That, and the big fat check you gave me, is what makes it worth my time to stand up here and blow some gas at you people for a while. Besides, where else am I supposed to go? I can't show my face in the States anymore, at least not out among the real public. So this is what I do. Fly around from place to place and blow gas at people and collect my checks and my chicks.

But I digress.

Finally, this hotel--the Sands, is it? Can anyone make out what it says on the front of this podium? I can't. I'm wasted, man. Well, anyway, this is a really cool place. Dig the glitter and the hot pink letters. Gets me in the mood, if you know what I mean. So I really like it here, and I mean that sincerely.

In closing, let me say you've been a wonderful audience. Drive safely on the way home. G'night, everybody!

(Now where'd that valet go?)

18 posted on 01/19/2003 1:30:14 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson
Probably what happened...
*Chuckle*
Thanks.
19 posted on 01/19/2003 1:37:27 PM PST by Darksheare (This tagline has been deleted by the Americans for Social Septicemia, "I got burning, in my soul!")
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To: Charles Henrickson
LOL. The very definition of a brain fart.
20 posted on 01/19/2003 1:40:07 PM PST by friendly
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