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Posted on 01/17/2003 7:14:41 AM PST by dts32041
In my humble opinion, Barbara Streisand, self-identified international relations expert, can't tell a Chechen from a Munchkin.
In my humble opinion, the only difference between Bill Clinton and Satan is that Satan got here first.
In my humble opinion, eventually gays will demand reparations. The only question that remains is from whom? We already know for what (One never knows what the gays will do next, except for the certainty that it's bound to be excessive.)
In my humble opinion, the most obscene sight of the Twentieth Century was Bill and Hillary in swimsuits dancing on the beach. After they finished, a mop up crew from Tidy Cat had to come in and rake out the sand.
In my humble opinion, in the War on Terror, it is nothing short of treason to neglect our taking revenge.
In my humble opinion, it would be a better world if all children were wanted instead of just being the side effects of Viagra.
In my humble opinion, many of this generation of comedians can't tell the difference between loud and funny. Along those lines, Paula Poundstone has all the warmth and charm of a chipped hatchet.
In my humble opinion, despite his much advertised mental acuity, Bill Clinton was never able to figure out that using American troops to keep adversaries apart is not the same thing as peace.
In my humble opinion, Bostonians can't tell a pedestrian from a pederast.
In my humble opinion, it is fitting that Arkansas, Jewel of the Pig Belt, should be home to the Clinton Museum.
In my humble opinion, Vermont's sexual identity dilemma might be made less apparent by just paving the whole state over - with lavender scented asphalt.
In my humble opinion, it's time for the Israelis to quit trying to fight a polite war.
In my humble opinion, both the Republicans and the Democrats want to eliminate the Literacy Test and make eligible for immediate citizenship anyone who looks like he's had his picture in The National Geographic.
In my humble opinion, Hillary Clinton is never more sincere than when she's saying, "Who gives a s**t!"
In my humble opinion, the bigots of the left are worse than the bigots of the right ever were - and there are more of them.
In my humble opinion, those who are trying to sink this nation are already at work orchestrating the inculpation of those who are trying to save it.
In my humble opinion, the Democrat Party is where the ethnic are exploited by the demonic. (Not all Democrats are traitors. Some of them are just garden variety criminals.)
In my humble opinion, a rich liberal is generally the quintessential hypocrite.
In my humble opinion, in Hollywood, it's not obligatory to be politically conservative to be hated by your colleagues. Hollywood feels it has a higher mission than politics - i.e. to create a feverish environment in which Life and Art can discredit each other.
In my humble opinion, when the world is destroyed it will be by the people who are doing all of the talking.
In my humble opinion, you will have said everything there is to say about American racial politics after you say, "the natives are restless", and we all know who made them that way.
In my humble opinion, if you stop to think about it, the trouble with the common experience is its commonness.
In my humble opinion, it's an easy conclusion that any criminal on early release who commits another crime, should have the balance of his sentence served out by the judge who signed him out. Period.
In my humble opinion, Clinton's affinity for Robert Reich and George Stephanopoulos doesn't need to be explained any more than a cobra's taste for small rodents.
In my humble opinion, inside every Maxine Waters there's an Abominable Snowman with its baseball cap on backwards.
In my humble opinion, before we talk further about civilizing the Palestinians, we might consider first having them wormed.
In my humble opinion, we would have a better world if, at the OK Corral, Wyatt Earp had gone after the Clintons - instead of the Clantons.
In my humble opinion, compassion is alive and well and making fools of the Bush Administration. Americans are beginning to realize, in a hostile world an ounce of testosterone is worth a supertanker full of compassion.
In my humble opinion, John Mohammed and John Lee Malvo should be squashed like bugs - and then given a fair trial.
In my humble opinion, Gray Davis has turned California into Siberia with smog. (Chances are, if word got around Beverly Hills that smog is fattening, it would be gone in a week.)
In my humble opinion, I don't know about his running for President of the United States, but Al Sharpton could easily become the Pope of New York.
In my humble opinion, it says much that nobody in the Bush Administration has the balls to tell Bush the word is not pronounced "nuke-you-lar."
In my humble opinion, Bill Clinton's demagogic inference of the superiority of the blacks has placed on them a burden of proof, bearing in mind, an affirmative action diploma doesn't persuade prospective employers - but only intimidates them.
In my humble opinion, if the Saudis had coughed up the right campaign contribution for Bill Clinton, Sirhan Sirhan would have gotten a pardon and a blowjob from We-All-Know-Who.
In my humble opinion, rescinding the right to vote of the recipient class would extend the life of this planet by several million years.
In my humble opinion, the softening of the institutions of government characterized by "moving on" tends to excite the notion that America can only be saved by vigilantes, which has just enough logic to validate convictions of some people who are already considered dangerous.
In my humble opinion, the older you get, the less you resent doing an honest day's work, or can remember Bill Clinton ever doing one.
In my humble opinion, Arkansas has plenty of crude, but no oil.
In my humble opinion, evidence mounts that the Security Guards at airports "get off" when they give a passenger "a wand job."
In my humble opinion, if Bill Clinton was a Captain of a slave ship he'd have no trouble finding a volunteer cargo from among inner city Democrats.
In my humble opinion, Jimmy Carter grotesquely resembles Jimmy Boyd, who, as a kid, gave America a national earache by singing, "I Saw Momma Kissing Santa Claus."
In my humble opinion, America is quick to forgive its enemies and much too quick to forgive some of its ex-Presidents (no compliments are due the states of Georgia and Arkansas.)
In my humble opinion, academe is the nation's prime incubator of sedition.
In my humble opinion, the list of those even remotely acquainted with the Clintons makes an air tight case for guilt by association.
In my humble opinion, one has only to hear the candid responses of Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld to realize how ambiguous, vapid, and artless are the equivocations of Colin Powell. It may just be that Donald Rumsfeld should be President - or, perhaps is.
In my humble opinion, Benedict Arnold was only a traitor to his country. Bill Clinton was a traitor to his country and his race.
In my humble opinion, you can no more over-insult Bill Clinton than you can over-pet a cat.
In my humble opinion, Geraldo Rivera talked the talk - Ernie Pyle walked the walk.
In my humble opinion, however grudgingly, one has to be impressed by the Arabs' ability to resist Evolution.
In my humble opinion, the Saudis look like a bunch of evil Grand Viziers who strayed away from an old Sabu movie.
In my humble opinion, the quote of the year should be from Trent Lott: "I came. I saw. I groveled."
In my humble opinion, Susan Estrich (television news' interviewee of last resort) would make an ideal bulldog impersonator.
In my humble opinion, America is in a war for survival. Any other assessment of our relations with Islam is bulls**t.
In my humble opinion, Hollywood filmmakers finally have erased that fine line between violence and stupidity.
In my humble opinion, the Reverend Jesse Jackson is now so rich he doesn't need Jesus to kick around anymore.
In my humble opinion, either Tom Daschle doesn't know what he's doing, or he does know what he's doing, and is doing it anyway.
In my humble opinion, Trent Lott should have his picture on the cover of Newswreck.
In my humble opinion, Senator Patty Murray will next extol the philanthropies of Heinrich Himmler.
In my humble opinion, the Cold War never really ended. The United States and the Soviet Union just swapped their configurations of socialism.
In my humble opinion, George W. Bush's Executive Order shielding Bill Clinton from paying for his crimes looks less like compassion than it does collusion.
In my humble opinion, Washington's chronic failure lies in its chronic failure to deal with its chronic failure.
In my humble opinion, television needs a series called "Great Movies You Weren't Expecting to See in This Time Slot But Just Lucked Into It Instead of the Usual Crap."
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In my humble opinion, George W. Bush will conquer Iraq and hand it over to Mexico. (America will be in deep doo-doo if Mexico ever acquires nukes. They already have in place a system whereby missiles can be delivered on the backs of burros. Happily, we have a President who knows how to shout "Incoming!" en Español.)
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However, a truly progressive income tax - wherein the higher your IQ the lower your tax rate - coupled with the concept of 'rescinding the right to vote of the recipient class' is the ONLY plan under which human civilization can now be saved, in my humble opinion.
The World of Null A - by AE Van Vogt
The giant artificially intelligent super computer that administers the intelligence tests is subverted by an evil tyranical politician (who thereby becomes President of the World) in league with the invaders from another Galaxy (who provide the technology to hack the super computer).
The Difference Engine - by William Gibson and Bruce Sterling
Babbage's steam-powered mechanical computer (difference engine) actually works, ushering in the computer age 100 years earlier. Britain becomes a 'Meritocracy' - being governed by those who are the most intelligent and/or have made significant contributions to science or production. The marxist, ignorant, lower-class rabble (the 'Ludds') overthrow the society, however.
Two fairly good books.
This concludes XLurks daily literary digression.
Well, I think the best way towards your style of 'progressive' tax system is to abolish the income tax and switch over to exclusively lottery-based government financing.
And of course letting tax-eaters vote is the ultimate in conflict of interest.
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