World's Second 'Cloned' Baby Is Born, UFO Cult Says (Oops She did it again!!)

The Washington Post. ^ | January 4th, 2003 | Brigitte Boiseller

[ConservativeMan55]

She's cloned another baby...developing on Drudge..breaking...developing...breaking... AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - A UFO cult said on Saturday the world's second cloned baby had been born to a Dutch lesbian, but cloning experts swiftly dismissed the claim as a baseless stunt.

"A baby girl was born yesterday evening. The baby is healthy and the mother too," Bart Overvliet, head of the Raelian movement's Dutch branch, told Reuters by telephone.

[ConservativeMan55]

OOPS

[ConservativeMan55]

Here we see Brigitte modeling the latest invention from Crest. Instead of new crest white strips...she's modeling Crest's New Ultra Baked Bean look!!!

[woofie]

Thats nothing ..I have developed 14 new species of animals and cured cancer with my "Little Junior Chemistry Set."

[visualops]

Why does Drudge keep putting this big awful picture on his website?

[ConservativeMan55]

Did that come with an easy bake oven?

[Jean S]

Full story here:

Second 'cloned baby' born

[ConservativeMan55]

"second cloned baby had been born to a Dutch lesbian"

I didn't know Hillary was Dutch!

[lexington minuteman 1775]

That's nothing.I have scientists working on raising the dead. We will have a press conference next week.Bwahahahahahaha!Ok serious question, can we start a poll as to how many cloned babies the ET's will announce before we stop hearing about it?

[ConservativeMan55]

Thanks for that one from the BBC. I'll stick with good old Tech News though. They are always up on their cloning.

[woofie]

Easy Bake? Heck you need 7 batteries and a catalytic convertor

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

How many packs a day does one have to smoke to get a smile like that?

[ConservativeMan55]

You could probably go on TV and annouce that and get more coverage than Patty Bin Murray!

Thats what we should do...act like were going to announce our own clone and get the media all there, and instead of making the announcement we announce Patti bin Murray's statements! I wonder how many networks would go ahead and blank out not wanting to show that!

[swheats]

Somebody must have told her she has a million dollar smile.

[ConservativeMan55]

If she has any money she's certainly not spending it on her teeth!

[woofie]

I'll believe her when she clones some new teeth....and the gums need some help too

[ConservativeMan55]

She would probably ruin the new teeth with her constant smoking as well. She's a definite crack smoker.

[uglybiker]

Thats nothing ..I have developed 14 new species of animals and cured cancer with my "Little Junior Chemistry Set."

I found that just by cleaning out my refrigerator.

[ConservativeMan55]

If this cloning thing doesn't work out...this Brigitte girl is going to strip off all her clothes and get up and sing and dance like Britney Spears, LOL!
Oops she made me puke again!!!!

[Nick Danger]

Why are we being subjected to this crap? This is a hoax on the face of it. It's a frigging UFO cult looking for publicity. No one has even seen a baby, let alone a DNA test, yet here they are all over the tube and all over the print press as though this is some kind of serious event.

Has the press gone nuts? What's next, Elvis fans with a perpetual motion machine sent back in time by The King? Gimme a break.