GOTTA SEE THIS-WarEndur.Freedom 12/8/02-Baghdad,Hatra,Irbil, Iskandariya,NY,Samara'a

Yahoo, AP, Reuters, Murray Alexandar, and the usual suspects | 12/8/02 | The Armies of Good against the Axis of Evil

[Diogenesis]

GOTTA SEE THIS - War for Enduring Freedom 12/8/02 - Baghdad, Hatra, Irbil, Iskandariya, NY, Samara'a

BREAKING: Baghdad, Iraq, - THE spurious document release
BREAKING: Irbil, Iraq - US Congress visits
BREAKING: Iskandariya - Inspection
BREAKING: New York - Aldouri Blix Annan deal violates Security Countil Resolution 1441 Declaration #3
Hatra, Samara'a

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========= Baghdad =========

BREAKING:

In Baghdad, at the Iraqi spurious document release.

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=========== al-Muthanna complex ===========

BREAKING:

At al-Muthanna complex, 40 miles northwest of Baghdad, mustard gas remains.

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========= Hatra =========

In Hatra, ~350 klicks north of Baghdad.

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========= Irbil =========

BREAKING:

In Irbil, Iraq, controlled by the Kurdistan Democratic Party (KDP),
231 miles north of Baghdad, at Kurdish parliament.
Kurds listen to Chuck Hagel R-Neb and Joseph R. Biden D-Del.

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In Irbil, Iraq, Congressional representatives meet a deputy KDP leader and people.

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========= Iskandariya =========

BREAKING:

In Iskandariya, 25 miles south of Baghdad, in a low level physics lab,
and elsewhere in the al-Quds general company for Mechanical industries .

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========= Samara'a =========

In Samara'a, 100 klicks north of Baghdad, at the Malwiyeh (spiral).

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========= New York =========

Aldouri Blix Annan deal violates Security Countil Resolution 1441 Declaration #3

In New York, Iraqi Ambassador to the United Nations Mohammed Aldouri
leaves the United Nations Security Council after he apparently convinced Blix and Abu Annan
to screw the USA and Security Council.
Blix is the happy lawyer.

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========= San Francisco =========

In San Francisco, some kind of protest about moon, war, and Iraq. ??

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========= Zimbabwe Solar Eclipse =========

Zimbabwe Solar Eclipse - Beitbridge, Zimbabwe.

(click for more info)

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END OF TRANSMISSION 12/8/02 .......... K

[Diogenesis]

BUMP - BREAKING: These are the "documents".

[tet68]

Kewl, they're on disk, maybe we can get a bootleg copy.

Psssssst,(opening overcoat) want a copy of the UN report?
$19.95 plus S&H.
Pre Redaction, it's hot stuff!
Watch as Kofi and Madeline sqirm!
See Blix and Saddam do the dance of the WMD beast!
Check out the Mokohilagawangas on the Beauty from Bagdhad!
Finally see Bush II and Saddam in the Sand Cage Lockdown!
For only $9.95 more get a free smallpox vaccination and
chemical protective suit.
Disclaimer.
Not available at UN stores.

[hedgetrimmer]

Morning BUMP.

[redhead]

Wow, Dio! Great stuff, as usual. If that's Hans Blix, I have some advice for him: Hansi-boy, you need to do something about that overbite.

[EternalVigilance]

Those reporters are practically drooling over those documents...wonder if a NY Slimes type managed to slip one under his jacket... ;-)

[NautiNurse]

Just like a lousy consultant or bureaucrat--the Iraqi paperwork certainly passes the weight requirement. No wonder Blix is smiling.

[ppaul]

You just gotta love Biden's hairplugs!

[McGavin999]

What is that spiral thing Diogenesis? It looks like what I always thought the Tower of Babel would look like.

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

It's funny that Iraq is still saying publicly that they don't have anything. I guess those 17,000 artillery rounds full of mustard gas slipped their mind.

[Diogenesis]

Two more pics. Stay safe.

[Lady Jag]

BREAKING on FOX: AlGore's book sales plummet even lower as Iraqi documents are offered on Amazon.com.

[The Right Stuff]

Ditto on the Tower of Babel comment.

[eleni121]

Irbil is the real story...Iraq is toast no matter what Abu Annan and Blixen think.

[WaterDragon]

Never fear: the President says what he means and means what he says. He hasn't had a personality transplant, which is what it would take for him to back down! LOL!

Blixter is toast, right along with SADdam.

[PokeyJoe]

Notice on the rear wall - there is a HP "Large Format" Plotter. We regularly use this to draw schematics and network flow diagrams on complex projects.

One thing I notice, however, - where is the attached network and/or computer? Did somebody check the printer for an ink cartridge? If it has an ink cartridge - how old is the ink cartridge? If the ink cartridge is less than 4 years old - . . .

You can see where I'm going with this . . . wishing somebody on that inspection team had some balls.

[Maedhros]

"The Tower of Babel"

[11B3]

That tower reminds me of one of the cartoons in a Monty Python movie for some reason. (The Holy Grail)

[LibWhacker]

To heck with Saddam's stalling. Time for us to tip our hand a bit: Order (yup . . . order) Blixen onward to a site where we know Iraq keeps WMD. Then attack.

Wow, never heard of that spiral thingy, Diogenesis. Thanks for posting it! No wonder the Tower of Babel fell. The scaled-down model of Babel (if that's what it is) looks pretty rickety to me.

[swheats]

The Iraqis must have used the Clinton's dictionary to define "we have nothing to declare". Wouldn't one page be sufficient?