ATTN: VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY MEMBERS

November 29, 2002 | stopthepress

[Paul Atreides]

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL ! Keep up the good work, my FRiend !

[Chad Fairbanks]

Heh heh heh... which is why we Baptists are not allowed to make love standing up - someone might see us and think we were dancing ;0)

[VRW Conspirator]

ATTN: VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY MEMBERS

heh-heh

[xJones]

The purpose of this memo is to inform card-carrying members of changes in your group membership at the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.

Oh my God, not again. Look, I just traded in the white sheets for the red ones at Wal-Mart. You guys have to get our act straight, and I do mean STRAIGHT. We just lynched the last gay and he was my cousin.

[lds23]

Ping!

[xJones]

ATTN: VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY MEMBERS

heh-heh

Master, you are here........

Imhotep, Imhotep, Imhotep....

[Conservative4Ever]

Wow...my Rush Limbaugh - Charter member VRWC coffee mug will be worth a fortune some day as a collectible.

Red

[Cobra64]

We should send all the old cards to the Hildabeast.

[Cobra64]

I'm working on the committee to pollute ANWR. On week-ends, I club baby seals and kick old people down stairs.My wife is in charge of starving children. Yup, we're pretty thorough in the Davis household.

[sweetliberty]

Do we get a new decoder ring too? Is the secret password the same? Is our conspiracy to infiltrate the DU still intact? Do we switch to our alternate identities? Do we write in vanishing text? Inquiring conspirators want to know.

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

See autopsy photos in post 15 for further instructions.

@#@$%^&*)(@#$%^&*()*$%&^*()__)(*&^!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

PUT ON YOUR DECODER RINGS QUICKLY, KEEP THEM ON AS THE DEMON FROM HELL HAS TO BE DEFEATED

[MinuteGal]

Can I wear my burkha for the new photo ID VRWC cards?

Don't need no peripheral vision to push old grannies over the cliff.

Leni

[NYTexan]

"I'm working on the committee to pollute ANWR. On week-ends, I club baby seals and kick old people down stairs.My wife is in charge of starving children. Yup, we're pretty thorough in the Davis household."

LOL, I think you folks may be up for a medal for service above and beyond the call of duty!

We will have to think of an incentives and rewards program for folks such as yourselves! /decoder ring off

[VRW Conspirator]

LOL

[uglybiker]

@#@$%^&*)(@#$%^&*()*$%&^*()__)(*&^!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%

The eagle flies at dawn. The eagle flies at dawn.

Mares eat oates and does eat oats.

[TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!]

b u m p

[parsifal]

Hey sweets! Did you have a nice Thanksgiving? And you of all people should know the various codes. Pick a number between 10 and 20 for how many different names you are registered under at that certain place. parsy the diabolical.