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ATTN: VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY MEMBERS
November 29, 2002
| stopthepress
Posted on 11/29/2002 4:42:51 PM PST by StopThePress
November 29, 2002
Dear Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Members (VRWC):
The purpose of this memo is to inform card-carrying members of changes in your group membership at the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.
Recent media developments have caused confusion related to the VRWC and the terminology associated with our group efforts.
In lieu of this, we are merging members of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy with our new group called the Right Wing Zeitgeist Surge (RWZS).
You may have recently received your new VRWC membership cards. Unfortunately, we were unable to stop the presses before these recent developments occurred. Please destroy your fiscal year 2003 VRWC membership cards upon receipt. We will begin diverting funds from the DNC campaign finance general account to pay for our new membership cards and they will be mailed to you before January 1, 2003.
In addition, please contact your local chapter of the Right Wing Zeitgeist Surge to receive new orders. You can use the same phone number you were assigned. Your access codes will be the same, however, the new log-in ID# is: RWZS001342.
Thank you for cooperation, deceit and allegiance.
Warm Regards,
The Right Wing Zeitgeist Surge Board of Directors (formerly VRWC Board of Directors)
CC: Rush Limbaugh Sean Hannity Rupert Murdoch FOX News Editors Washington Times Chief Publisher
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: changestovrwc
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To: MeeknMing
To: Paul Atreides
LOL ! Keep up the good work, my FRiend !
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To: Publius
Heh heh heh... which is why we Baptists are not allowed to make love standing up - someone might see us and think we were dancing ;0)
To: StopThePress
ATTN: VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY MEMBERS
heh-heh
To: StopThePress
The purpose of this memo is to inform card-carrying members of changes in your group membership at the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy.Oh my God, not again. Look, I just traded in the white sheets for the red ones at Wal-Mart. You guys have to get our act straight, and I do mean STRAIGHT. We just lynched the last gay and he was my cousin.
66
posted on
11/29/2002 8:54:21 PM PST
by
xJones
To: VRWCmember
Ping!
67
posted on
11/29/2002 8:55:37 PM PST
by
lds23
To: VRW Conspirator
ATTN: VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY MEMBERS heh-heh
Master, you are here........
Imhotep, Imhotep, Imhotep....
68
posted on
11/29/2002 9:15:57 PM PST
by
xJones
To: StopThePress
Wow...my Rush Limbaugh - Charter member VRWC coffee mug will be worth a fortune some day as a collectible.
Red
To: SamAdams76
We should send all the old cards to the Hildabeast.
70
posted on
11/29/2002 10:37:17 PM PST
by
Cobra64
To: NYTexan
I'm working on the committee to pollute ANWR. On week-ends, I club baby seals and kick old people down stairs.My wife is in charge of starving children. Yup, we're pretty thorough in the Davis household.
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posted on
11/29/2002 10:49:58 PM PST
by
Cobra64
To: StopThePress; parsifal; TLBSHOW
Do we get a new decoder ring too? Is the secret password the same? Is our conspiracy to infiltrate the DU still intact? Do we switch to our alternate identities? Do we write in vanishing text? Inquiring conspirators want to know.
To: uglybiker
See autopsy photos in post 15 for further instructions.
@#@$%^&*)(@#$%^&*()*$%&^*()__)(*&^!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$%
To: Cobra64
PUT ON YOUR DECODER RINGS QUICKLY, KEEP THEM ON AS THE DEMON FROM HELL HAS TO BE DEFEATED
To: StopThePress
Can I wear my burkha for the new photo ID VRWC cards?
Don't need no peripheral vision to push old grannies over the cliff.
Leni
To: Cobra64
"I'm working on the committee to pollute ANWR. On week-ends, I club baby seals and kick old people down stairs.My wife is in charge of starving children. Yup, we're pretty thorough in the Davis household."
LOL, I think you folks may be up for a medal for service above and beyond the call of duty!
We will have to think of an incentives and rewards program for folks such as yourselves! /decoder ring off
76
posted on
11/30/2002 7:38:18 AM PST
by
NYTexan
To: xJones
LOL
To: TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!
@#@$%^&*)(@#$%^&*()*$%&^*()__)(*&^!@#$%^&*()_+!@#$% The eagle flies at dawn. The eagle flies at dawn.
Mares eat oates and does eat oats.
To: Cobra64
b u m p
To: sweetliberty
Hey sweets! Did you have a nice Thanksgiving? And you of all people should know the various codes. Pick a number between 10 and 20 for how many different names you are registered under at that certain place. parsy the diabolical.
80
posted on
11/30/2002 10:58:27 AM PST
by
parsifal
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