USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Canteen Thanksgiving Messages to the Military ~ November 27 2002

68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub and FRiends of the Canteen

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Thank You Military Lurkers
for your service to our country.

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Please stop in and leave a Thanksgiving message to our military lurkers.
Post your graphics, jokes, prayers, stories, music, links etc.

Will you take some time to put a smile on a military lurkers face today?

[Aeronaut]

Good morning Tonk. Happy Thanksgiving eve to all!

[tomkow6]

Just a reminder:

Military Lurkers:

Quoting Tonk:

Feel free to e-mail me at  seaside611@hotmail.com with your ideas about what you would like to see in the Canteen.

 

As several others have said,

This CANTEEN is FOR our Veterans; moreover, THIS CANTEEN IS FOR OUR TROOPS!

  A reminder to Canteen Crew NOT to post any responses they get UNLESS the person asked them to.

[tomkow6]

Good morning, Tonk! Good morning, EVERBODY!

Good Morning, TROOPS!  

[Bahbah]

Wishing a blessed Thanksgiving to all of you in our military who make this wonderful day possible. Prayers and good thoughts headed your way.

[Mudboy Slim]

"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!"
(To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")

There's somethin' happenin' here...it ain't Right...Vile Left RATS Rule by Fear!!
ATF men in a tank over there, slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!!
It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!!
DNC Chairman...who killed Ron Brown?!!

There's bad men doin' Wrong...They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!!
Bold people must speak OUR minds...we're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!!
It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!!
Right time fer Justice to make a Rebound!!

Clinton feels he can't be beat...Med'yuh Poltroons, they're Effete!!
Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots Slick's LIES!! Mosta DemRATS say, "Slick Willie's OUR GUY!!"
It's time we STOP DemRATS...Stop DemClowns!!
Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!

Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!!
Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!! Step outta line...the time's come fer Truth to hold sway!!
We shall INDICT T-Mac...Stop Left's Clown!!
All ya good FReepers, come help us out!!
We gotta STOP Clinton...Crush Slick's Crown!!
Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!!
We're gonna STOP Lib'rals...STOP DemClowns!!
Destroy Lib'ralism...let's do it NOW!!

(12/29/2001...Happy Birthday, MamaMUD!!)

Terrance P.(unk) McAuliffe is Complicit with ALL the EX-Traitor-in-Chief's Campaign Finance Abuse Felonies and TREASON!!! Here's how we mnake the slimey bastard pay...

It's High Time the Right INDICTED DNC Chairman Terry "Punk" McAuliffe, IMHO, of course!!

Slick Willie is a Liar/Felon/Rapist/Mass-Murderer/WarCriminal/Traitor/Tyrant...but he had a whole lotta help from the Left. The Vast LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd will Defend the Indefensible--again--at their own peril!!

When we INDICT DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe, the BrainDead Lib'ral Dem'RAT Masses won't have a clue that we are actually beginning The Discovery Stage for Slick Willie's INDICTMENT...but the well-informed RightWing shall know, because we'll make it happen!!

FReepers, it's time to flex our muscles and show the Left who controls the GOP!! And it ain't McStain's RINOs!!!

Let's ROCK...MUD

1 posted on 12/29/2001 4:35 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

[tomkow6]

Today’s FEEBLE attempt at humor:
(Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.)


GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters:
EVIL'S AGENT

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters:
I 'M A DOT IN PLACE


THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

And for the grand finale:
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:
When you rearrange the letters
(With no letters left over and using each letter only
once):

TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

From the men in the Military and in the Canteen.

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Today's transportation for you and the Girlz.

[MeekOneGOP]

Mornin', everybody !!

Have a cup while you FReep !

For those who prefer hot chocolate.....

[tomkow6]

[tomkow6]

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice
session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While
the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head
coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the
turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive
line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted,
"You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that
you get a huge bonus." "Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All
I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?"

[firewalk]

Good morning everyone.

The weatherman bluffed again. Here in southern NJ, I have no snow! **saying bad words under my breath** because I'm hearing northern Jersey does have snow.... (-;

Hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving

[navygal]

Have a happy thanksgiving!

[Mudboy Slim]

Good mornin', my FRiend, thanks fer the JOE...MUD

"Behind Left's Lies!!"
(To be sung to The Who's "Behind Blue Eyes")

No one knows what it's like...
To be Left's BagMan...to be Slick'sStag, man...Behind Left's Spies!!
No one knows what it's like...
To be hated, Lib'rally-jaded, believin' all Dem LIES!!

Folks, MUD dreams...Git "T." McAuliffe...
Help my Prescience come to be!!
RightWing Power...not HolyRollers, Right's Goal is JUSTICE...fer Tyranny!!

No one knows what it's like...
To feel these feelings...like I do...and I Blame YOU!!
No one bites back this hard on his anger...
None of my pain and woe...shall show through!!

Folks, MUD's dreams...they aren't that risky...
Heed MUD's Prescience...sing with me!!
Po' McAuliffe, he's MUD's buttboy...
Right's GOAL is JUSTICE...fer Tyranny!!

When Limbaugh signals...ACT Fer Justice!!
Before we lose it from lack of use!!
Fight Left's Bile...IGNORE the Networks!!
Right Shall Attack and Make Slick the Fool!!
And if you've swallow'd the Med'yuh's EVIL...Slap yerself fer wastin' yer VOTE!!
Whjen the Lib'rals squeeeeal, give Dems yer backhand...
Right Shall Swarm...RATS Shall Be No MO'!!

No one knows what it's like...to be the bad man...
To be the mad man, behind brown eyes.

Before and........MUD

Heh heh heh...T-Maxx the route to Slick Willie...everything Terry McAuliffe did vis a vis the FunnyMoney, William Jefferson Blythe Clinton did the same!! We take down McAuliffe "under-the-radar" of the Ignorant Masses and the EX-Traitor-in-Chief goes to Prison NEXT!!!

FReepers, Let's ROCK!!!!

FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 11/13/2001 11:08 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

Heh heh heh...MUD

[Soaring Feather]

Good morning tomkow, everyone!

[Valin]

Wild turkey runs wild in bank lobby

Associated Press

Published Nov. 27, 2002

JEWETT CITY, CONN. -- A turkey got all the attention on Tuesday -- and it had nothing to do with Thanksgiving dinner.
With angry gobbles and flapping wings, a wild turkey chased and pecked workers and customers at a local bank.

A stand-off of more than three hours followed between the stubborn bird, police, animal control staff and road crew workers.
Everything failed, including attempts to grab the turkey by hand, using a net and noose and luring the bird with popcorn.
Finally, a road crew worker grabbed the turkey, which was dropped off at an area forest.


I have nothing to say.

[Mr. Silverback]

To the troops:

One of the things we will give thanks for tomorrow at Casa Silverback is you guys and gals who defend our freedom.

[Dubya]

Good morning Tonk, all. I'm off to work. Back later. Also going to Dr got a cold.