[tomkow6]

Today’s FEEBLE attempt at humor:
(Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.)


GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

EVANGELIST: When you rearrange the letters:
EVIL'S AGENT

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters:
I 'M A DOT IN PLACE


THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

And for the grand finale:
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:
When you rearrange the letters
(With no letters left over and using each letter only
once):

TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

[Soaring Feather]

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

I like this one!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

"(Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.)"

ROTFLMAO. Very funny, tom. OK, got errands to run. Off to brave the streets. Back in a bit.