Posted on 11/26/2002 7:52:54 AM PST by logic101.net
ART BELL SHOW - THAT WAS ENTERTAINMENT! MARK A SITY 11/26/02
Last night I tuned into the Art Bell show. I do so on occasion just to listen to the fruits and nuts. Last night was a roll on the floor laughing episode. Unfortunately I was hampered in doing this by the fact that I was driving 65 mph in a 65,000 lb vehicle.
Normally the guests on this show start out slow; it may take up to ½ hour to discover why this person is a candidate for a white suit with the arms that tie in the back. This woman showed her insanity right out of the box! It was like listening to Cheech and Chong for the first time. The only sad difference is that Cheech and Chong are trying to be funny; this woman was serious.
She started out with a conspiracy theory that the government was trying to keep "Planet X" secret from us so that it could declare martial law and place FEMA in charge. Planet X is a planet that supposedly is trapped between 2 suns, ours and a secret "dark sun" nearby. It only comes by every 3000 years or so, except that after it comes close to Earth on May 15 of next year, then it will show up again 7 ½ years later (interesting orbit to say the least). On May 15 it will cause the magnetic poles to reverse suddenly. Note, there is credible evidence that this may be happening; but not as a result of some mysterious planet - just a natural process that has happened before. Planet X won't hit Earth this pass, but will cause world-wide quakes in the "9" range - simultaneously. It will also cause the Earth to stop spinning for a couple of days and change its axis. She wasn't clear on the water angle, but either costal areas will sink or overnight ocean levels will rise drastically. Ninety percent of the population will die off within a day.
Now it gets good. How does she know this? THE VOICES IN HER HEAD TELL HER SO! Aliens tell her about this and other things. These same aliens have told her that she's been re-incarnated over 1000 times, which means she's a young soul since the rest of us have been re-incarnated many more times.
These aliens are forbidden from interfering in this (kind of a Star Trek code), yet intend to save those "good people" from death when the end comes (isn't that interfering?). They aren't allowed to inform the masses here, because that would interfere, but they can inform her and certain others of impending doom so that they can warn the masses. Go figure.
She went on to say that the "real" crop circles are formed by other aliens of their alliance that are water based and look like jelly fish. These crop circles are intended to fertilize the earth. Never mind that underneath all non-manufactured crop circles are ancient Roman roads which don't allow crops to get to the water below them…. Heck, facts aren't important to nut-jobs!
Of course, the host (not Art, but George Nori (sp?)) apologized for his "tough questions", which were all soft balls; about like a Democrat could expect from Larry King. I thought that the first caller might have a good test; but no - he wanted to know how many past lives he'd had! Well, the voices don't do that anymore (surprise), because when these people with the questions are cut off, they get mad. Perhaps this explains all the death threats this woman claims to have had? Since these voices are supposed to be able to read minds, I was hoping for a question like; "what's my birthday in this life". I should have known better! The next caller was from that miserable area around Putrid Sound and asked about the mother ship under the Caribbean. The guest was skeptical at first, asking where he heard this from, impuning his source. Well, it turned out that his source was the same as hers; "The Voices"! So, she put the question to her "Voices"; and the answer was a "maybe". It seems the Voices know all about us, individually, past, present and future. However, they don't know where all their "Mother Ships" are.
Oh, I could go on. Let's just say that this woman had everything. If there was a kook theory out there that she didn't share, I can't figure out what it is. Oh, one other interesting point though, the only government that is likely to warn it's citizens about impending doom is the Socialist government of Sweden! Hey, Socialists can't be evil, can they? Look at the former USSR, a model of good government, right? And Red China? Pure perfection. Not to mention North Korea (which can't feed its people, but spends billions on research into developing an A-bomb).
Cheech and Chong, move over; compared to this nut job you are boring! Oh, anyone want to guess where this nut case hails from originally?
MARK A SITY http://www.logic101.net/
BUMP!
Or elected Senate Minority Leader?
Stay tuned, the dems want to get into talk-radio... this could be their format. HA!
Nancy Lieder is a computer professional who is an enhanced contactee, speaking telepathically with aliens from Zeta Reticula. Nancy's mission is to educate the public on the coming Earth changes, and what to do about them.
The whole shebang is pretty much right here:
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