USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Adopt a Military Unit ~ November 20 2002

68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub and FRiends of the Canteen

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Click on a flag to "Adopt a Military Unit"

Army	Navy	Marines	Air Force	Coast Guard

[tomkow6]

With Viagra such a great medical success for increasing men's sexual
prowess, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented
towards improving the performance of men in today's society.

Here are a few of the new ones:

DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips
caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost,
compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.

PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to
actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men
administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle.
Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new
clothing.

BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to
buy their sweeties expensive jewellery and gifts after taking this drug
for only two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued
for a period longer than your favourite store's return limit.

NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently
undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. presidents.

NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to
turn off televised sports and actually converse with other family
members.

FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gases
back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car
rides.

FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with
O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.

PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the
test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of
other people.
Note: Apparent overdose turned three test subjects into "special
prosecutors."

LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked
about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and
Presidential Strength versions.

[PhilDragoo]

Kathy, thank you for posting the picture of Ted Maher at 49.

Ted's other home on Free Republic is at the current Ted Maher thread.

Last Friday Daschle said we weren't winning the war on terrorism and weren't safer.

I thought of the fantastic job our service people have done in Afghanistan and Yemen and everywhere they've been stationed the past fourteen months.

I faxed our Senators and Congressman, and called their offices to complain that Daschle was obstructionist and borderline treasonous.

Apparently I was not alone--a tsunami not seen since Sara Lister called the Marines "extreme" (1997) hit the DC phone banks.

The support for our men and women in uniform is strong and widespread.

God Speed the finest fighting force on Earth--Good Hunting and Home Safe.

[Kathy in Alaska]

It's Coast Guard Friday Night! Hope the weather cooperated for you.

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Now this looks like fun, and everybody will be comfy and can speed and be safe.

Safe? I'm riding with the Cuts again. : ) (How is everyone?!)

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Just saying hi. (Hi, buddy.)

[Soaring Feather]

Hi Duchess, Goodness sakes you look fabulous!! You wearing that in those rubber bumper cars???

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Hey! How's it going? Well, you might be right...maybe I'd better change, huh? : )

[MoJo2001]

A MUSICAL DEDICATION TO
ALL OF OUR TROOPS THAT LABOR
AND FIGHT ON OUR BEHALF!
MAY WE NEVER FORGET YOUR SACRIFICE
MAY WE ALWAYS REMEMBER TO BE
THANKFUL! THANK YOU TO OUR
WONDERFUL ALLIES IN THIS FIGHT AS
WELL. GOD BLESS CANADA, ISRAEL,
GREAT BRITIAN, AUSTRALIA, TAIWAN,
AND MANY OTHERS!

 

 

While you have a moment,
let us entertain you!
God Bless All of you that
lurk during your free time!

 

 

[LBGA]

Hi y'all. I haven't had time to stop by for a while because I have been out of town, and when I have been home I had company. Tonight I finally got some personal time on the computer and wanted to update my profile with a new flag image.

My daughter and I went to see my son graduate from Airborne school last week and watched him make two jumps. While waiting for the plane to fly by dropping their precious cargo, I took lots of Quicktime movies of the flag. It was a beautiful day with a strong breeze.

Do we ever have a great military! I think the flag knew a few more good men and women were joining their ranks.

Thank you to all who have done the Airborne thingie. Although for the life of me I can't understand why someone would jump out of a perfectly good plane, lots did, and lots before them have done so. (That is not an original LBGAism.. .but I liked it when I heard it.)

Anyway... here is the waving flag that I spent many hours watching last week.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Ha, caught you, Kiddo! Actually I'm more than a page behind. Thanks for the variety of music. Something for everybody. *HUG*

[redhead]

"Yikes. I just remembered, I owe you a FReepmail."

(Tapping toes, looking up at ceiling, humming, "doodleydoodleydoodley....")

[Kathy in Alaska]

Wow, LBGA, have you had some exciting times. Please thank your son for his service to our country, and our thanks to you as a military Mom.

[Dubya]

I’m grateful for what your Dad did while serving our country. I appreciate you sharing your precisions memories of him with me.

[MoJo2001]

Alright! I'm busted!! I give up!! LOL! *HUGS* How are you this evening??

[MoJo2001]

*HUGS* God Bless your family! Wow!

[MoJo2001]

Um, any updates for us tonight?? I always look forward to seeing them. I do apologize that I haven't replied lately, but I do appreciate you keeping us updated about the plight of our dear beloved Allies the Israelis. They are fighting a brave war against the atrocities that is Yasser Arafat. God Bless Israel and all those that pray and support Israel!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Doing pretty good. Almost ready to go home. Yippee!!

[MoJo2001]

Lighting A Candle in Support Of Ted Maher, his family, friends, and supporters!! God Bless everyone that prays daily for his freedom. God Bless and Watch Over Ted while he lingers today unjusticely in Monaco. Boycott Monaco! God Bless Ted Maher! Heads High!! God Shall See You Through!!

[MoJo2001]

WOOHOO!! That's wonderful!! I hope work wasn't too stressful!!

[MoJo2001]

DUCHESS!! Woohoo!! How are you sweetness?? Missed ya!! *HUGS*