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USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Military Jokes & Humor ~ November 18 2002
68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub and FRiends of the Canteen
Posted on 11/17/2002 11:43:07 PM PST by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
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To: Kathy in Alaska; radu; MoJo2001; Ragtime Cowgirl; bluesagewoman; SK1 Thurman; SevenofNine; ...
Please post your military jokes AND your links and graphics about the military.
God Bless and Protect our military and our allies military.
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub
Morning, amigo.
God bless our troops.
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Military Lurkers:
Feel free to e-mail me at seaside611@hotmail.com your ideas about what you would like to see in the Canteen.
FReepers please post your ideas on what you would like to see in the Canteen.
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To: JohnHuang2
Morning King of Ping!
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub
Bump!
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; Dave Dilegge
Current Time:
Army - 0800Z
Navy - 0300 Local
AF - 3:00AM Eastern
Marines - Mickey's big hand is on 12, and his little hand is on 3.
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub
Oh Geez Tonk .. I don't know if I have any military jokes .. I'll have to check my files .. but will this do for now?
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a
wall.
The owner asks the clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
And the clerk goes "Well, he came in here this morning to get something to stop his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle
of laxative."
The owner goes "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of
laxatives!"
The clerk goes "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid to cough!"
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11/18/2002 12:14:35 AM PST
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Mo1
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A PRAYER OF PROTECTION
The light of God surround you The love of God enfold you The power of God protect you The presence of God watch over you Wherever you are,God is, And all is well. Amen.
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Bless This House
Bless this house O Lord we pray;
Make it safe by night and day;
Bless these walls so firm and stout,
Keeping want and trouble out:
Bless the roof and chimneys tall,
Let thy peace lie over all;
Bless this door, that it may prove
ever open to joy and love.
Bless these windows shining bright,
Letting in God's heav'nly light;
Bless the hearth a'blazing there,
with smoke ascending like a prayer;
Bless the folk who dwell within,
keep them pure and free from sin;
Bless us all that we may be
Fit O Lord to dwell with thee;
Bless us all that one day we
May dwell O Lord with thee.
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Duty ~ Honor ~ Country
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Stepping Stones
The Lord came to me like a dream one day and asked, "why do you sorrow?"
I answered, "Lord my life is so full of pain, I can't face one more tomorrow."
The Lord sat down beside me, and gently took my hand. He said, "Let Me explain to you, and then you'll understand.
Each sorrow is a stepping stone you must surmount each day....and every stepping stone you climb is a sorrow that's passed away.
The road of life is a mountainside, with crevices in which to be caught, But as you struggle on your way, I, the Rock, will lend support.
Every stepping stone you climb, makes spirit and heart grow strong. Exercising character and faith, this road seems painful and long.
The way is paved with stepping stones, to uplift your heart and soul, Though difficult, they aid your way, to a City paved with gold.
I know that you are tired, for I too have walked this way, My sorrows did they multiply, but I cleared many stones away.
I left My Rock to lift you up, I left behind My story. To give you strength to make your climb, to that special place in glory.
And never fear, the Rock is here, you'll never climb this mountain alone Surmount life's sorrows, continue on, for they are but stepping stones.
"Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not to your own understanding. In all ways, acknowledge Him and He will direct your paths." Proverbs 3:5-6
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub
Good morning Tonk.
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posted on
11/18/2002 1:55:48 AM PST
by
Aeronaut
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; All
Thanks for the ping Tonkin
Good morning everyone
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posted on
11/18/2002 2:20:45 AM PST
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firewalk
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