Posted on 11/16/2002 4:41:52 PM PST by Vetnet
I have a great idea for the ultimate Freep.
Let's create our own "The Clinton Legacy Spin Machine"
We should pull our resources together to design, manufacture, and distribute thousands of small 3" to 4" diameter rubber mats with Clinton's image on it with various labels along the perimeter of the mat such as: Impeachment - Pardons -Perjury - Monica, WTC
The only moving part for our 'spin machine' will be a small clear-plastic propeller-wheel with a printed arrow that will point to one of these labels above each time the device is "used" properly. (if you get the drift)
If Freepers across the country would help to distribute our little "Clinton Spin Machines" in the bottom of urinals everywhere,it would not only be a fitting national legacy for the former Fearless Leader, but it could also serve as an important ongoing survey of public sentiment for years to come. (Zogby may even want to be a sponsor...L.O.L.)
Even if we only distribute a few thousand of them in Washington DC and New York, it would probably make many of the national radio talk show news or even FOX.
IF WE COULD FIND A PHOTO OR DRAWING OF HIM LOOKING UP IN HORROR, THAT MIGHT DO THE TRICK.
One of the choices could be "TRY AGAIN!"
L.O.L.
Nope, I don't know. But, I'm sure it would be very popular with a lot of people. There's really no end to the market. You could even do a whole toilet bowl with the face of your choice. Here in North Carolina, I think the "Erskin" Bowl would be very popular. On the other hand, I'm not sure what effect of say, seeing Hillary looking up at you might have. Would that loosen things up or cause constipation?
I agree totally. The less the American people see *that* name, the sooner it will be forgotten.
We endured eight solid years of this reprobate.
Great Idea!
And a side benefit would be that his [BS]supporters would have to dirty their hands to remove the things. Very fitting, huh?
If we make these, will you 'drop' a few off for us here and there?
Never thought about it, but that's a great side benefit! L.O.L.
It seems that the perfect place to have these made is China..with the 'Made in China' stamp visible on the front for all to see.
(I'm not counting the other "jobs.")
I doubt citizens of Florida could operate one.
On the other hand, they wouldn't dare want to remove them, either, Yeeech!....
Now that's a lasting legacy!
Excellent point!
Come to think of it, once he saw one of these, he'd probably take credit for keeping the distributors of the little 'spin machine' employed after he left office...
(Can you imagine if he ever actually saw one of these gadgets in a bathroom toilet at a fund-raiser, or golf course?)
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