Posted on 11/05/2002 10:24:59 AM PST by New York Republican
The problem is liberals turning RED, it seems to me. The solution is easy: only vote for G-O-P! Dems want to sabotage our struggle to stay free. There must be, 50 ways to steal an election.
They claim their philosophy is just not to intrude. Au contrare, we know that their intent, cannot be misconstrued. So I'll repeat myself, the Dem tactics are quite crude. There must be 50 ways to steal an election. 50 ways to steal an election.
Just register gravestones Knock off some Wellstones Go sign up some felons Vote early, in threes
Hop on the bus, Gus Not a citizen? Don't fuss! Just tell them your name's Lee And vote for me.
Use the racial-card tact, Jack Try the Senior scare plan again Don't need a butterfly ploy, Roy Call McAuliffe, toll free! (866-VOTE-411)
So get on the bus, Russ Free cigs and mixed nuts! Just push on the big 'D" And your dinner is free ----- They say the Torch was toast and Clinton felt his pain So then they sent in Terry, to put the Senate in play again Dems said, they appreciate that, and would you please explain About the 50 ways?
They told old Lautenberg to sleep on it overnight And that when the morning comes he'll begin to see the light And he farted, cleaned his dentures and woke up ready to fight He must be 50 years past prime and then some... 50 ways to steal an election
Be a partisan hack, Jack Give a junkie some meth, Seth Use the Medi-scare ploy, Joy Gotta love AARP! Lot's of folks are dumb, Chum So get out there and find some Just scare 'em to vote "D" And we'll be "home free"
Oh hey, that reminds me Homeless shelters are real key And look under some big trees Hand out fake ID's Pile 'em onto the bus, Gus Don't need to discuss much Just a pack of smokes free If they say they'll vote "D"
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The problem is liberals turning RED, it seems to me;
The solution is easy: only vote for G-O-P!
Dems want to sabotage our struggle to stay free.
There must be, 50 ways to steal an election.
They claim their philosophy is just not to intrude.
Au contrare, we know that their intent, cannot be misconstrued.
So I'll repeat myself, the Dem tactics are quite crude.
There must be 50 ways to steal an election.
50 ways to steal an election.
Just register gravestones!
Knock off some Wellstones!
Go sign up some felons!
Vote early, in threes!
Hop on the bus, Gus!
Not a citizen? Don't fuss!
Just tell them your name's Lee,
And vote for me!
Use the racial-card tact, Jack!
Try the Senior scare plan again!
Don't need a butterfly ploy, Roy!
Call McAuliffe, toll free! (866-VOTE-411)
So get on the bus, Russ!
Free cigs and mixed nuts!
Just push on the big "D"
And your dinner is free!
They say the Torch was toast and Clinton felt his pain,
So then they sent in Terry, to put the Senate in play again.
Dems said, they appreciate that, and would you please explain
About the 50 ways?
They told old Lautenberg to sleep on it overnight,
And that when the morning comes he'll begin to see the light,
And he farted, cleaned his dentures and woke up ready to fight!
He must be 50 years past prime and then some...
50 ways to steal an election.
Be a partisan hack, Jack!
Give a junkie some meth, Seth!
Use the Medi-scare ploy, Joy!
Gotta love AARP!
Lot's of folks are dumb, Chum!
So get out there and find some!
Just scare 'em to vote "D"
And we'll be "home free"!
Oh hey, that reminds me -
Homeless shelters are real key!
And look under some big trees!
Hand out fake ID's!
Pile 'em onto the bus, Gus!
Don't need to discuss much -
Just a pack of smokes free
If they say they'll vote "D"!
Your friend, MM. ;)
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