Russians to bury Chechen terrorists in pig's skin

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[gcampbell]

Chechen Terrorists to be Buried in Pigskin

According to the Moskovski Komsomol newspaper, Russian security forces have decided to bury the terrorists from last's week's hostage siege wrapped in pig's skin. The aim is to deter potential Islamic terrorists from future attacks.

Shahidi (Jihad martyrs) believe by their nefarious acts that they ascend immediately to heaven. Using their beliefs against them, wrapping their corpses in 'unclean' pigskin prevents them from entering heaven for eternity.

[Squantos]

During Desert Storm in 91 I watched burials of the Iraqis by US and French mortuary affairs troops. The bodies were buried on their sides facing "away" from Mecca which alledgedly holds the same bad juju as the pig skin wrap.

Stay Safe !

[Solamente]

If we end up battling street to street in Iraq, we could convert water cannons to squirt bacon grease. Holy crowd control, Batman!

[NOLBRLS]

Why not go one better! (A Pig Lard Enema) prior to burial.

[gcruse]

"Why are you tearing up paper into little pieces and throwing it into the air?"

"Keeps the elephants off the lawn."

"Are you insane? How could that possible keep elephants off your lawn?"

"Don't see any elephants, do ya?"

[c-b 1]

When someone believes that they are going to heaven where 72 virgins await them for dying in what they consider a holy war, there is no reason for them to not die. Burying them in pig skin ends their fantasy about heaven, and the harem. It is an effective deterrant, it will make the terrorists think twice about being a suicide warrior.

[Bobibutu]

I respectfully disagree .. this is PsyOps just as terrorism is a form of PsyOps - finally someone has the huevos to give it a go - Go Ruskies!

We should subcontract to them all the burying that is needed in Arab lands where we may tred or here for that matter for all killed or executed Muslim criminals... hey, the Russian Mafia may be of some use here.... they are always looking for a way to turn a buck.

Taking the high road seldom keeps one alive - this is war - and it has been coming for quite a while now... even the secular Arabs knew it was a problem in the 60's and before - Belief systems are the most compelling personal criteria an individual has - I say f*ck with theirs - pull off the kidd gloves and hit below the belt.

If they are not given pause they will line up for the paradise train and blissfully smile while they push the button and take many of us with them.

I do respect your opinion - and wish the high road would work in this case... I have lived amongst them for over 10 years.. they are nuts. Nuff said.

[El Gato]

I think John Pershing did this to the Moro Islamic fanatics in the Philippines in the early 1900s. It calmed them the f*ck down pretty fast.

The return of the .45 (Long) Colt single action revolvers to replace the newly issued .38 special revolvers helped too, I'm sure.

[Solamente]

HOW TO STOP ISLAMIC TERRORISTS . . . it worked once in our History . . .

Once in US history an episode of Islamic terrorism was very quickly stopped. It happened in the Philippines about 1911, when Gen. John J. Pershing was in command of the garrison. There had been numerous Islamic terrorist attacks, so "Black Jack" told his boys to catch the perps and teach them a lesson.

Forced to dig their own graves, the terrorists were all tied to posts, execution style. The US soldiers then brought in pigs and slaughtered them, rubbing their bullets in the blood and fat. Thus, the terrorists were terrorized; they saw that they would be contaminated with hogs' blood. This would mean that they could not enter Heaven, even if they died as terrorist martyrs.

All but one was shot, their bodies dumped into the grave, and the hog guts dumped atop the bodies. The lone survivor was allowed to escape back to the terrorist camp and tell his brethren what happened to the others. This brought a stop to terrorism in the Philippines for the next 50 years.

Pointing a gun into the face of Islamic terrorists won't make them flinch. They welcome the chance to die for Allah. Like Gen. Pershing, we must show them that they won't get to Muslim heaven (which they believe has an endless supply of virgins) but instead will die with the hated pigs of the devil.

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Subject: How to end the war quickly if you have absolutely no respect for pigs!

An Israeli friend recently informed me that the UK fought the Islamic terrorist attacks by burying the criminals with a pig. Apparently the Islamic belief is that if ones' body is buried with a pig (because they are considered unclean) their soul will go to hell. I did a little research into this subject matter and found it to be true. This got me thinking.

If we put a baby pig on every airline flight then all suicide terrorists would abort their missions as they would not want their souls to go to hell. Additionally, if we drop shipped, oh say, 100,000 pigs into Afghanistan I think our recon and assault efforts may be more successful. Apparently Muslims dislike the very sight of pigs A LOT!

They are also adamantly opposed to alcohol, thus we spike their water supply with a few thousand gallons of moonshine, get them drunk and turn the pigs loose. The war would be over in a weekend.

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/pershing.htm

[uglybiker]

Chechen Terrorists to be Buried in Pigskin

They're turnin' 'em into footballs?

[Ronin]

Amen.

And on that lines, one just has to remember the 70s/80sand early 90s and the seemingly endless number of western hostages being held by the Islamofascists in Beirut to get a clue on why the Russians may have the best idea.

Does anyone but me remember what happened when the ragheads decided to grab a Russian hostage to round out their little prison? I do. The Russians immediately sent out their KBG residents backed up no doubt by some Spetznaz troopies and grabbed their own hostages -- including one of the big mucky-muck Mullahs of Beirut.

Once a picture of said Mullah, stripped, bound, gagged and with his privates laying on the edge of a knife was delivered to the ragheads, the Russian hostage was released with apologies.

This is much the same tactic. You don't fight a disease using a vaccine that only kills 90 percent of the virus. All that does is create and refine a vaccine resistant strain of the disease. You don't (or shouldn't) fight a war with one hand tied behind your back or with some idiotic rules of engagement. War is nasty. You need to fight nasty if you want to win.

[ALS]

sooo... if we rub Hillary all around our borders then.......?

[MissAmericanPie]

Wow, the Russians know how to play mind games with terrorists.

[michigander]

Hmmmm.

[Ronin]

I am sure they could hire a few "shabs-goys" to handle the nasty work. And there is pork available in Isreal. Not all Jews keep Kosher. Even I know that.

[Bobibutu]

Let me rephrase that - they are all not nuts... there are some very good people that are Muslims - the ones that are nuts tho are off the scale. And capable of anything - does the term "run amok" conjur up anything?

Amok is an Indonesian word that has been incorporated into many languages around the world - I wonder why...

A gift to the world from the most populated Muslim country on the planet.

[Spunky]

Russian security forces have decided to bury barbecue the terrorists from last's week's hostage siege wrapped in pig's skin.

I hope they poke holes and put some garlic cloves in the holes and a BIG RED APPLE in their mouth.

[Bobibutu]

My goodness what a biz opportunity!!!

[AmericaUnited]

Leave it up to the Russkies to do such a common sense thing, political correctness be damned.

[Bobibutu]

Yeah the .38's just went thru 'um - the .45's sent them a** over teakettle when hit in the hand.

[AmericaUnited]

I would enhance the effect by embalming the bodies with "swine juice".