[Justice]

I think this is a fat look-alike. (Why else the references to the weight gain?)

[DallasMike]

He's just going through his Fat Osama period. This means we'll soon find him dead on a toilet with a peanut butter and banana sandwich clutched in his fist. His daughter will marry Michael Jackson.

[Ditter]

They forgot to mention that Osama is now only 5'4" instead of his previous 6'4". Getting shorter like that will make you look heavier every time.

[The_Media_never_lie]

I think this is a fat look-alike. (Why else the references to the weight gain?)

I think you are on to something.

First they tell us that OBL is an ascetic, eats little and meditates mostly, has bad kidneys and kind of needs a transplant. Now he has put on weight because he "can't move around much" due to security concerns. If he were alive he could excercise if he wanted too. Haven't they heard of treadmills at the Young Mens Muslim Association?

Sounds like a hoax to me, too.

[ReleaseTheHounds]

I think this is a fat look-alike. (Why else the references to the weight gain?)

Yes... I want to see how tall this guy is -- a bit of a challenge finding "body-doubles" when you're trying to replace a 6'6" Arab terrorist. But leave it to the Arab Media to come up with this one.

[blam]

"I think this is a fat look-alike. (Why else the references to the weight gain?)"

Yup. Kill this SOB too!

[WOSG]

Hmmm. lookalike needed ... Why am I thinking he will look strangely like AL SHARPTON???? :-)

I cant wait for the explanation of how he got the tan.

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

The weight gain could also be caused by the bloating if the rumors about Bin Laden having some sort of kidney disease are true.

[Rockitz]

I think this is a fat look-alike.

Agreed. He's dead. Why else would a number of his bodyguards have been picked up by coalition forces?