[Ditter]

They forgot to mention that Osama is now only 5'4" instead of his previous 6'4". Getting shorter like that will make you look heavier every time.

[RightWhale]

Osama is now only 5'4"

He also looks to be 24 years old. He won't speak, due to a severe nasal infection caught living in caves in Afghanistan.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

They forgot to mention that Osama is now only 5'4" instead of his previous 6'4". Getting shorter like that will make you look heavier every time.M

This because a 1,000 lb GBU blew his head off after he poked it out of his cave in Tora Bora. His much aniticipated appearance had to be delayed due to a search for a full body donor.