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Cause of NJSC Decision and Democratic Nonsense Tied to Moron Particle Exposure
Personal Research | way back in Oct. 2000 | me

Posted on 10/05/2002 9:57:38 AM PDT by TheLurkerX

Back in Oct. 2000, I published my original research. Here it is again, in a slightly revised form, in light of the current goings on:

I have been conducting subatomic research, and with the heralded discovery of a hitherto unknown particle, I believe I have discovered the cause of rampant liberalism in the Senate and key states of the union.

Have you ever wondered why some people seem to support a liberal socialist viewpoint, without being able to back up their argument with facts? Well, now we know. I have dubbed the responsible particle the "Moron."

In key states like Kalifornia, Washington & New Jersey, large mineral deposits are responsible for the Moron particle emissions that cause such widespread problems among the Democratic leaders and voting base. Long term exposure to these emissions can cause atrophy to the part of the cerebrum responsible for common sense and good judgement, and dulls the skeptical response, while heightening anger.

Now that the cause is known, we can take steps to help our brethren who have been irradiated. We can make Radon-like detectors a requirement in all homes in these key states, thereby alerting unwary persons to Moron exposure. We can use new genetic therapies to determine why conservatives seem to have a natural immunity, and through modern medicine, fight to cure those poor souls who have been affected.


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KEYWORDS: daschle; democrats; gore; mcdermott; morons; njsc

1 posted on 10/05/2002 9:57:38 AM PDT by TheLurkerX
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2 posted on 10/05/2002 9:58:52 AM PDT by Anti-Bubba182
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To: TheLurkerX
Is that the same particle that causes rich Democrats to keep giving cash so that Salon.com stays solvent?
3 posted on 10/05/2002 9:59:50 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult
I've got a buck in my pocket. I'm thinking of buying them out.
4 posted on 10/05/2002 10:00:50 AM PDT by TheLurkerX
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To: TheLurkerX
Seriously,radiation detectors for the MORON particle would require looking for alpha emissions.


5 posted on 10/05/2002 10:27:08 AM PDT by Diogenesis
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To: TheLurkerX
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6 posted on 10/05/2002 10:31:31 AM PDT by ffrancone
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To: TheLurkerX

THIS JUST IN: "The Moron particle may explain why several New Jersey Supreme Court Justices lowered themselves to "grease the skids" for their party's Bosses.
Two physicists have suggested that the spin on the MORON particle also
MADE THEM secretly donate money to their party of allegience (which appointed them)
and then incredibly made them forget to admit it. Oh, the horror of it all. MORONS.
"


7 posted on 10/05/2002 10:31:38 AM PDT by Diogenesis
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To: TheLurkerX
Your proposition presupposses that without exposure to the "moron particle," liberals behavior would approximate normal? Power is ALWAYS the goal of a liberal and NOTHING is allowed to stand in the way of that goal. When power is achieved, the secondary goal is an unsolvable problem at which great amounts of money can be expended and over which copious tears and whinning can exhausted. ;)
8 posted on 10/05/2002 10:40:39 AM PDT by elephantlips
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To: TheLurkerX
Ever do research on why dead voters NEVER have any problems with hanging chads or dirty touchscreens?
9 posted on 10/05/2002 12:21:15 PM PDT by Libloather
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